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Naughty Bear is about a giant fish wearing a bear suit looking to hunt down Lucky's pot of gold. The gold will allow the fish to purchase the Blades of Chaos which he will then use to wrangle the Moon and bring it closer to the Earth. You saw the movie Bruce Almighty, right? Well, that was really the fish bringing the Moon closer, not Jim Carrey's invisible Wonder Woman lasso.

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IamVerificationImage's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 09:30
IamVerificationImage
I want this, or do I? Bear on bear violence is what I want to partake in.
yatzze's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 09:30
yatzze
you don't have to be all gay about it. or do you?
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 09:31
Occams electric toothbrush
Can I just say I proposed to this game last night and it accepted.

We are planning a joining ceremony in Vermont this June.
Stevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 09:49
Stevil
This is everything the Happy Tree Friends game should have been.
WhiteZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 10:13
WhiteZombie
there was a happy tree friends game?
deaddays's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 10:14
deaddays
Kind of a weird trailer. Effective? It must be, because I want to play this game.
Stevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 10:30
Stevil
@WhiteZombie: Yeah, it was called False Alarm. It was an awful puzzle game where you had to lead the HTF through hazards (kinda like Lemmings with bad controls, I guess). They should have just made a game where Flippy has one of his flashbacks and goes on an inventive killing spree...which is pretty much what happens in Naughty Bear.
EnigmaticHarle's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 10:32
EnigmaticHarle
If I have this game 10 years from now, I'm still going to play it.
Super Mega Hyper's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 11:30
Super Mega Hyper
When games attempt to do humor, they rarely make me laugh.
This on the other hand did, so yay.
OWENR22's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 11:31
OWENR22
Stuffed animal violence in the form of an Alien parody? This is what my dreams are made of! Absolutely brilliant!
VashTS's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 12:33
VashTS
Genius! Give me this game now!
Kyle MacGregor's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 12:39
Kyle MacGregor
So stoked.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 13:52
mix
Interested for sure....

*strokes beard*
Davedude's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 15:58
Davedude
I want to buy this
Grasshopper7's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 09:34
Grasshopper7
That was actually pretty freakin' brilliant! I just watched Alien last night.
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