If I had known that fighting viruses was as fun and gorgeous as Nano Assault makes it seem, I'd almost certainly have studied medicine at university instead of drinking. Thankfully, you don't need a medical degree and a massive amount of debt to play this upcoming Innerspace inspired shmup for the 3DS.
Nano Assault will be kicking infections' asses (they have asses, right?) from November 22 and will set you back $29.99, now I'm not American, so forgive my ignorance, but I'll assume that's less than health insurance.
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