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Nano Assault: Infections are sexy now
If I had known that fighting viruses was as fun and gorgeous as Nano Assault makes it seem, I'd almost certainly have studied medicine at university instead of drinking. Thankfully, you don't need a medical degree and a massive amount of debt to play this upcoming Innerspace inspired shmup for the 3DS. Nano Assault will be kicking infections' asses (they have asses, right?) from November 22 and will set you back $29.99, now I'm not American, so forgive my ignorance, but I'll assume that's less than health insurance. Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)I'm tempted to make a joke combining AIDS, rape and tiny dicks into one hilarious package but, alas, even a highbrow comedian like myself cannot combine these. if only this game out during the drought then i might have bought this but now there are to many good games comeing out later this might get lost in the shuffle. oh well i'll definetly get it eventually. I can't believe how gorgeous it looks. As a shooter lover I gotta grab this. Too bad its not set inside Martin Short. There are many automobiles that can be had cheaper than a middle of the road insurance policy. Pretty sure it's going to be a primary catalyst for the plebian revolution of 2015. also this totally looks like those health animation videos that my teacher use to show my class. Also the episode in Invader Zim were zim was in dib's body. 8:00 AM on 05.21.2013 WayForward: Shantae dances to Nintendo 3DS on June 20The original Shantae is coming to Nintendo 3DS Virtual Console on June 20, WayForward has announced. Originally released in the dying days of the Game Boy Color, the acclaimed platformer managed to garner a pair of seque...
2:45 PM on 05.20.2013 New releases: Monkey around in Donkey Kong 3DFor the love of god, somebody get me a 3DS. I made the unfortunate mistake of backing the wrong Nintendo console, grabbing a Wii U late last year, when I should have put my eggs in the portable basket. Now I'm not able to pl...
10:30 AM on 05.20.2013 Nintendo Download Europe: Kirby and Donkey KongEuropeans have a lot to look forward to today, as Kirby's Dream Course (one of my favorite Kirby games) and Kirby Super Star (one of the best platformers of all time) headline the Wii U Virtual Console. If you own Kirby's Adv...
1:00 PM on 05.18.2013 NPD: Injustice and Dead Island lead sales in April[DC zombie sculpts by Casey Love Designs] The NPD Group released US sales data for April 2013 two days ago, but a complete lack of enthusiasm on the part of the Destructoid staff has delayed our posting it. Not our fault! Loo...
11:00 AM on 05.18.2013 Review: The Starship Damrey"This game contains no tutorials or explanations. Part of the experience is to discover things for yourself." Thus reads the disclaimer when you fire up a new game of The Starship Damrey, Level-5's atmospheric sci-fi adventur...
12:00 PM on 05.17.2013 Very quick tips for Donkey Kong Country Returns 3DDonkey Kong Country Returns is one of the hardest games Nintendo has made in years. While the core game is extremely manageable, completing the game's fabled mirror mode, which forces you to best every level in the game backw...
11:00 AM on 05.17.2013 Review: Donkey Kong Country Returns 3DI remember where I was when Donkey Kong Country Returns was announced for the Wii. I was in the E3 press room during the Nintendo conference, and I shouted a few obscenities at the screen after the surprise trailer, garnering...
10:34 AM on 05.17.2013 Here's everything that happened at Nintendo Direct todayIt wasn't the biggest Nintendo Direct event today, but we did get some more info on a few games like New Super Luigi U and Pikmin 3, as well as release dates like Wonderful 101. The event ended up being mostly Wii U-centric, ...
9:28 AM on 05.17.2013 Oracle of Ages and Seasons discounted at launch on eShopNintendo announced today during their Nintendo Direct event that The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages and Oracle of Seasons will be $4.99 for three weeks (down from the price of $5.99) after the May 30th launch. This is basic...
9:25 AM on 05.17.2013 New Sonic game coming exclusively to Wii U and 3DSDuring today's Nintendo Direct, it was announced that a new Sonic game is coming exclusively to the Wii U and 3DS, called Sonic: Lost World. This is part of a worldwide partnership that Sega and Nintendo have entered into, so...
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| 8:00 PM on 11.08.2011 Nano Assault out on 3DS November 29, have some screens |

If you're a 3DS owner starving for some new games Nano Assault could be the cure. The upcoming three-dimensional shooter follows a microscopic ship on a journey through the human body to eradicate infections and kil...more
| 11:00 AM on 10.24.2011 Have a new Nano Assault trailer |

Along with many others, I am anxiously awaiting software for the 3DS that will help me feel better about having bought it. Nano Assault probably isn't that, but it does look like the sort of thing that would make me fee...more
| 12:15 PM on 05.16.2013 Mayhem Bundle spreads the anarchy, indie style |
On the cusp of a number of PC summer sales, Indie Royale has released another mostly-fantastic indie game compilation. Known as the The Mayhem Bundle, players will get five indie titles that sufficiently "bring the pain" thr...more
| 12:00 PM on 05.13.2013 New redaction-heavy The Bureau: XCOM Declassified trailer |
There was a rocky period there where I wasn't so sure 2K would keep the XCOM shooter going. To hear that it's back, albeit with new branding, and still looks more or less like what I was hoping to get out of the game in its ...more
| 12:45 PM on 05.10.2013 Gears of War: Judgment gets another free map next week |
While it would have been nice for Gears of War: Judgment to come out of the gate with more content, the fact that some of the post-release DLC is free helps reduce the sting. Following the Haven map and Execution mode, anothe...more


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