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Naked: PSP SRPG Queen's Blade Spiral Chaos and armor cutting photo

While the otaku probably know what Queen's Blade is, the rest of you may not. For those not in the know, it's a super fan-servicey manga/anime where the female warriors wear ridiculous clothing armor. More important is the one-on-one battles that they get into, which usually causes weapons to remove some of that clothing. It's basically a female warrior tournament with a horny twist. If you're rolling your eyes and writing it off now, know that the first episode has acidic long-ranged nipple lactation as a weapon. It's worth watching at least once!

Namco Bandai takes that formula and makes it a strategy role-playing game for the PSP, complete with the armor breaking formula that made the property so popular. Grid-like strategy transitions into 2D fighting. Regardless of what the true goal of the game is, you'll want to work to remove armor and be granted naughty CG scenes as a reward.

Dengeki has new screenshots and game play (in our gallery below), but they had to censor the good stuff. There's some slightly NSFW stuff on this Dengeki page, too.

You can be certain that Queen's Blade: Spiral Chaos, dated "winter 2009," is not coming out in North America. So you'll have to call up your importer, perverts. 

For the curious, here's a totally Not Safe For Work first episode of the anime.

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Char Aznable's Avatar
Char Aznable at 04/24/2009 09:33
Kirby bukkake.
Picklemick's Avatar
Picklemick at 04/24/2009 09:33
Everyone turn around... I'm uhh, just watching the video... for the sake of science obviously.
atastysammich's Avatar
atastysammich at 04/24/2009 09:35
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar
ZombiePlatypus at 04/24/2009 09:38
Japan gets all the best smut.
Chronic Logic's Avatar
Chronic Logic at 04/24/2009 09:39
Ah yes, the acidic lactating nipples capable of decapitating the heads of ninjas. Or maybe I'm confusing that with another cartoon...

Also, I would REALLY be surprised if the actual gameplay is better than the pictures of the girls themselves.
Josh Tolentino's Avatar
Josh Tolentino at 04/24/2009 09:50
The original Queen's Blade is actually a "combat book"game based on the US-licensed Lost Worlds system, where each character has its own "book" that lists the actions, attacks and so on.

The moon people improved on the designs by commissioning popular mango and animu illustrators to create character designs, which obviously included said characters in various states of having their clothes chopped off.
Rational Animal's Avatar
Rational Animal at 04/24/2009 09:52
Is that pink spooge in the header?
Danzflor's Avatar
Danzflor at 04/24/2009 10:01
Thats What i love About Videogames <3
ErigBurger's Avatar
ErigBurger at 04/24/2009 10:02
Thanks for being creepy perverts yet again, Japan! :D
ErigBurger's Avatar
ErigBurger at 04/24/2009 10:20
After watching that anime thing, I have only one thing to say. TIT-SPLOSION!!
mix's Avatar
mix at 04/24/2009 10:28
I wonder how "deep" the gameplay is going to be........
silvain's Avatar
silvain at 04/24/2009 10:28
I love the random bottles of cream laying around.
Monodi's Avatar
Monodi at 04/24/2009 10:52
Pepto Bismol cum
Corak's Avatar
Corak at 04/24/2009 10:53
LOL at Mix.
Doomsday Forte's Avatar
Doomsday Forte at 04/24/2009 11:08
Skill-based rewarding gameplay, huh? =P
Justin Villasenor's Avatar
Justin Villasenor at 04/24/2009 11:53
I loled so much when the first episode came out, but the second one was actually sort of interesting.
The-Excel's Avatar
The-Excel at 04/24/2009 12:49
Groan.
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 04/24/2009 12:50
Um, awesome.
Black Nexus's Avatar
Black Nexus at 04/24/2009 12:51
ah japan, you never cease to amaze me.

and i'll 2nd that lol @ mix
SyntaxError's Avatar
SyntaxError at 04/24/2009 13:38
So.... Clothing Malfunction game. That was inevitable.
DemonEyes23's Avatar
DemonEyes23 at 04/24/2009 23:50
sold!
NihonTiger90's Avatar
NihonTiger90 at 04/25/2009 00:57
Damn O.O Never thought I'd ever see this on Dtoid.
ChronosWing's Avatar
ChronosWing at 04/25/2009 05:31
lol, I skipped around that episode and the first thing I hit was some chick with pink hair getting her boob cut in half and then it regenerated.. fucked up anime.
TJF588's Avatar
TJF588 at 04/25/2009 14:05
*skips to [last stretches of] goo-girl battle*
*sees boobs grow giant and firely explode*
Dracula: Are you fucking kidding me?!
And the little bit I saw on Danbooru was the extent I bothered to think it'd go...
Pangloss's Avatar
Pangloss at 04/25/2009 20:37
@Syntax Error: Correction. COMBAT wardrobe malfunction game.
Dead Movie Star's Avatar
Dead Movie Star at 07/04/2009 15:17
o.O
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