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Naked: PSP SRPG Queen's Blade Spiral Chaos and armor cutting photo

While the otaku probably know what Queen's Blade is, the rest of you may not. For those not in the know, it's a super fan-servicey manga/anime where the female warriors wear ridiculous clothing armor. More important is the one-on-one battles that they get into, which usually causes weapons to remove some of that clothing. It's basically a female warrior tournament with a horny twist. If you're rolling your eyes and writing it off now, know that the first episode has acidic long-ranged nipple lactation as a weapon. It's worth watching at least once!

Namco Bandai takes that formula and makes it a strategy role-playing game for the PSP, complete with the armor breaking formula that made the property so popular. Grid-like strategy transitions into 2D fighting. Regardless of what the true goal of the game is, you'll want to work to remove armor and be granted naughty CG scenes as a reward.

Dengeki has new screenshots and game play (in our gallery below), but they had to censor the good stuff. There's some slightly NSFW stuff on this Dengeki page, too.

You can be certain that Queen's Blade: Spiral Chaos, dated "winter 2009," is not coming out in North America. So you'll have to call up your importer, perverts. 

For the curious, here's a totally Not Safe For Work first episode of the anime.

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26 comments | showing # 1 to 26

Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2009 09:33
Char Aznable
Kirby bukkake.
Picklemick's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2009 09:33
Picklemick
Everyone turn around... I'm uhh, just watching the video... for the sake of science obviously.
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2009 09:38
ZombiePlatypus
Japan gets all the best smut.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2009 09:39
Chronic Logic
Ah yes, the acidic lactating nipples capable of decapitating the heads of ninjas. Or maybe I'm confusing that with another cartoon...

Also, I would REALLY be surprised if the actual gameplay is better than the pictures of the girls themselves.
Josh Tolentino's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2009 09:50
Josh Tolentino
The original Queen's Blade is actually a "combat book"game based on the US-licensed Lost Worlds system, where each character has its own "book" that lists the actions, attacks and so on.

The moon people improved on the designs by commissioning popular mango and animu illustrators to create character designs, which obviously included said characters in various states of having their clothes chopped off.
Rational Animal's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2009 09:52
Rational Animal
Is that pink spooge in the header?
Danzflor's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2009 10:01
Danzflor
Thats What i love About Videogames <3
ErigBurger's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2009 10:02
ErigBurger
Thanks for being creepy perverts yet again, Japan! :D
ErigBurger's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2009 10:20
ErigBurger
After watching that anime thing, I have only one thing to say. TIT-SPLOSION!!
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2009 10:28
mix
I wonder how "deep" the gameplay is going to be........
silvain's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2009 10:28
silvain
I love the random bottles of cream laying around.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2009 10:52
Monodi
Pepto Bismol cum
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2009 10:53
Corak
LOL at Mix.
Doomsday Forte's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2009 11:08
Doomsday Forte
Skill-based rewarding gameplay, huh? =P
Justin Villasenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2009 11:53
Justin Villasenor
I loled so much when the first episode came out, but the second one was actually sort of interesting.
The-Excel's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2009 12:49
The-Excel
Groan.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2009 12:50
Dexter345
Um, awesome.
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2009 12:51
Black Nexus
ah japan, you never cease to amaze me.

and i'll 2nd that lol @ mix
SyntaxError's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2009 13:38
SyntaxError
So.... Clothing Malfunction game. That was inevitable.
DemonEyes23's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2009 23:50
DemonEyes23
sold!
NihonTiger90's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2009 00:57
NihonTiger90
Damn O.O Never thought I'd ever see this on Dtoid.
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2009 05:31
ChronosWing
lol, I skipped around that episode and the first thing I hit was some chick with pink hair getting her boob cut in half and then it regenerated.. fucked up anime.
TJF588's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2009 14:05
TJF588
*skips to [last stretches of] goo-girl battle*
*sees boobs grow giant and firely explode*
Dracula: Are you fucking kidding me?!
And the little bit I saw on Danbooru was the extent I bothered to think it'd go...
Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/25/2009 20:37
Pangloss
@Syntax Error: Correction. COMBAT wardrobe malfunction game.
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