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N-Gage is officially dead, no one attends funeral photo

Do you remember the first time you heard about the N-Gage? I do. It was an advertisement in EGM and it had a kid on a skateboard playing the game while jumping at the camera or something. It was horrendous. I'm not sure who they thought they were marketing it to, but I thought to myself that I'd have a good laugh when this thing fell flat on its face and went belly up. It pretty much did so within the first few weeks of its release when sales were terrible, and continued to suck thanks to a plethora of poor design choices. However, it kicked and screamed its way into 2005 (with a few decent games) until the system was basically replaced by smarter, better phones. Games still came out for the platform, but there wasn't really an N-Gage anymore.

Still, one last vestige of the N-Gage remained, keeping me from having my full laugh. The N-Gage store was still open and the community still existed. No longer. Nokia has announced that as of yesterday the N-Gage gaming service will no longer function and all of its games will be moved over to the Ovi Store. No further games will be pubhlished and on September of 2010 Nokia will put the final nail in the coffin by removing all N-Gage games from the Ovi Store as well. Don't worry if you happen to have some N-Gage games already because they will still work, but any community connectivity features will stop functioning.

I can freely laugh now at the failed attempt to capture the cell phone/gaming market. Am I being cruel?


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DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2009 14:02
DaedHead8
R.I.P. N-Gage, ye shall not be missed.
phantomile's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2009 14:02
phantomile
This came out back in a time when I was a spoiled kid who had to have every console that came out; it was the first time that I decided
"Okay, this is one gaming system I do not want at ALL".

It changed my life forever.
Cartman's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2009 14:10
Cartman
I remember playing one of these when they first came out at a blockbuster; it was a tomb raider game. It was fucking horrible. Phone games should just not exist at all, just leave in tetris and bejeweled.
Gatsby's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2009 14:10
Gatsby
I remember when this thing was coming out; I would watch the Gamestop and EB Games employees try and get people to reserve the system. They were like, UH, IT'S A GAME AND A PHONE, AND UH, I PLAYED PANDEMONIUM ONCE, IT WAS...GOOD.
Suigyoken's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2009 14:10
Suigyoken
Still have my second model somewhere that I got for ridiculously cheap... it wasn't that bad of a device back then since it was a S60, but I guess too much bad rep for the little thing. Still had garbage ports though.
Vedicardi2's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2009 14:13
Vedicardi2
about time
PySk's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2009 14:16
PySk
So I was the only one who bought one...
LokiTerjesen's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2009 14:24
LokiTerjesen
It will not be missed. I remember working at an EB when this garbage launched and laughed when we had hire-ups actually trying to convince us it was going to rock. Design was always two steps away from a banana wrapped in duct tape.
Pacopaco's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2009 14:27
Pacopaco
In honor of its passing, I shall do a 21 side-taco salute.

(In private, obviously.)
dwolfwood's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2009 14:31
dwolfwood
I can't believe it technically lasted this long.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2009 14:32
MrSadistic
Goodnight, mediocre gaming taco machine.
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2009 14:34
GoldenGamerXero
The N-Gage is like the double down of video game consoles. People bought one because they either had terrible taste or wanted to make fun of it.
Kingdan97's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2009 14:39
Kingdan97
@LokiTerjesen
Hey, at least they probably knew what a HIGHER-up is...But yah, the N-Gage sucked, looked like it had potential at first then it just bombshelled, an idea with a bad implementation and a failed expirement.
IamVerificationImage's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2009 14:43
IamVerificationImage
I remember the N.Gage even though I only saw two in them ever in my life. Maybe it was three hmm.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2009 14:51
Dexter345
Officially dead now, actually dead years ago.
teknomcr's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2009 14:54
teknomcr
I had both versions when I worked at EB (they gave them to me) and I really wanted to like it, but the games were horrible. I used the taco one for the radio, and the newer one for emulation nes games. Oh well, sorry Nokia.
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2009 14:55
s0lesurviv0r
I remember asking a gamestop employee if they had Neo Geo Pocket games and he pointed to the N-Gage shelf. I threw a game informer magazine at him.
MajinFro's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2009 14:59
MajinFro
Lasted a hell of alot longer than I thought it would.
Tye The Czar's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2009 15:08
Tye The Czar
The only game worth playing was Reset Generation. And I still hope the hilarious strategy game is still free to play on the website.
DuckFeetPro's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2009 15:17
DuckFeetPro
I played my N-gage yesterday, the d-pad sucks
Loogibot's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2009 15:21
Loogibot
I'm actually glad the N-Gage happened. Someone had to do phone gaming first, and now we have learned better: the iPhone.
GeneOB's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2009 15:45
GeneOB
Wait, this was still alive? And here I was thinking it died back in early 2007.

Oh well, good riddance, taco shell phone and N-Gage QuesaDilla.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2009 15:47
Tubatic
@Loogibot

Honestly, I can't even give them credit for doing the wrong thing first. Crap Dpad and phone buttons as game buttons just don't cut it, and never really has for any mobile phone. I feel like the iPhone hasn't even done it right, really. Even with multi touch, you're still emulating a superior input method: an honest-to-goodness NES D-Pad.

I work as a mobile games tester and to be frankly honest, the best mobile gaming phone would be a DS Lite/i with a third screen on the closed top to act as the phone. Size, functionality, and the proper hardware to actually play a game that isn't Tetris or tower defense.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2009 16:47
Xzyliac
I remember a friend of mine was the only one I know who bought one.

You think Sony fanboys are the worst? You had to see this guy.
Ok Abacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2009 16:58
Ok Abacus
Lol cell phones and gaming? Ridiculous.... *stares at his iPhone* ...waaaaaaaait....
atastysammich's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2009 17:53
atastysammich
I guess we can call this one a case of A+ idea, F-- execution.
carg0's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2009 18:07
carg0
lol, no one attended the funeral because the rest of the world already had one for it years ago. Nokia just showed up late...
Klarden's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2009 18:13
Klarden
Well, when they've announced software N-gage it sounded like "i feel happy", "i'm not dead". Well, till Thursday then
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2009 18:20
Artemus
What's an N-Gage?
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2009 19:09
brainderailment
Finally, jeez!
natetehgreat's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2009 19:17
natetehgreat
@ Loogibot,

I'm pretty sure there were cell phones that played games before the N-Gage.

And given that the iPhone lacks any buttons (and taco-shaped ugliness), I don't think Apple was inspired by the N-Gage...at all.
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2009 20:56
pedrovay2003
Then does this mean I'll be able to get Metal Gear Solid Portable through T-Mobile now?
Korolev's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2009 22:56
Korolev
I think the N-Gage could have succeeded.... if it looked completely different, had a completely different, better name and had better games. Seriously though, this thing didn't have a chance in hell of succeeding. Nokia didn't put the time or the effort into entering the games market. It can be done, Microsoft proved that with its Xbox, but it takes a LOT OF EFFORT, extremely good marketing, and an actual console that doesn't look like a taco. I suspect that the main thing which turned many people off was the horrendous design and look of the thing - it looks hideous, with its wierd buttons, and strange screen.

I think few would shed any tears for the death of N-Gage. I am surprised that it has lasted this long. I remember hearing about the death of the N-Gage quite a while ago. Didn't they stop making them in 2006 or something like that?
Jon B's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2009 01:07
Jon B
I fucking love my N-Gage, and I still have it. The amount of apps and stuff that thing had for it was obscene. I've yet to find another phone that's not noncy touchscreen that can emulate GBA games.
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2009 01:12
Topher Cantler
I will eat a taco in its honor.







Ok, not really, fuck that thing. I just want a taco.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2009 01:59
Los255
I actually knew a human being that owned one.

I wonder what wouldve happened if I punched him at the time?
acidspunk's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2009 13:28
acidspunk
Jon B: Any Nokia N series phone can emulate the GBA. In fact they're quite good for emulators.
lewness's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2009 19:21
lewness
Tacos? Where are the tacos? Oh, is it this red hefty thing in front of me? Why does it have holes? It kinda looks weird if you ask me, maybe because it has a lot of hot sauce? Yay, I like tacos AND hot sauce! Imma bite this thing now an-HOLY FUCKING SHIT, IT'S RINGING IN MY MOUTH!
Jon B's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2009 01:38
Jon B
@acidspunk
Yeah, I looked that up afterwards and saw VBagX, haha. Still, the NGage was one of the first to support it with S60v1. I mean, I even had a mosquito repeller on the thing. I just discovered a little trick to get a few of those apps working on my N95 and I am very happy about it.
acidspunk's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2009 08:20
acidspunk
@Jon B: Wut?! There's a trick to make s60v1 apps work on s60v3? Dude, show me.
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