The list of things you ought to be glad you don't know about me is long enough that I think it's okay to remove one item. One bizarre, deformed, dark secret.
Go ahead and insert your own dramatic pause here. Impregnate it with the weight of your emotion, haunt it with the ghosts of your baited breath. Got a haunted, pregnant pause? Good. Moving on...
...I like Dragonball Z games.
Still with me? Hit the jump.
Yeah, it's true. And I think it's because DBZ is so bizarre. We've got muscled men with big hair who would rather fight all day with each other than speak to their wives. People die repeatedly and come back, and die again, and then sometimes a guy gets only one day to come back to Earth and instead of spending it nailing the brains out of his wife, he spends it fighting. There's a lot of fighting. And challenges. And then the guys put on earrings or hide behind bushes together to do a dance and then they go inside a pink thing and pull out the fat kid. True story.
But I like all of the DBZ fighting games, and while they've made so many that even I've lost count, they're making another one. Here are new screenshots of Dragonball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 3, which drops on PlayStation 2 and Wii in November of this year.
Looks like they've added Babidi as a playable character (I think) for the first time, and some new techniques, which mostly, as you might expect, contain the words "blast" "burst" and/or the letter Z, as in Dragonball-Z, Z-Items, Z-Fusion, Z-Fighters and Z mode. Z!!!
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9:11 AM on 06.23.2007
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its a shame this game isnt comming out for the PSP. I've always enjoyed portable Dragon-ball Z-age on the go.
Therefore, the chance that this game will be pure fail IMO is over 9000.
Atari's release list says that a DBZ: Harukanaru Densetsu came out on the DS earlier this month. You can play that game on the toilet.
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND.
:O
If the game says that at any point, I'm sold.
I kind of liked BT and BT2, but in the end, they were all just 3 characters with about 40 different skins each. If you can look past the fact that they are just 100 eye candy, they are kind of enjoyable.
Chuck a couple of 'Z's in there and we're all set
You gotta have blue hair.
Fifteen years ago.
I mean, seriously, 'The Great Saiyaman"? WTF was that???
DBZ games are pretty much hit or miss, there are a lot of shitty ones. But a few good ones. The last Wii one from what I played was pretty decent and used the Wii controls well. Also the last few on the PS2 were okay as well.
It makes me a happier person inside.
I never was able to explain the appeal of the show. It's just awesome for some reason. I even like all the cute stuff that goes on when there isn't any fighting.
Then again, I like sappy love songs too..
Actually, I'm neutral on DBZ. I'm not into any kind of anime, really, but I did play this game at a friend's house and I whupped his ass on the first try. So, I must have some God-given gift for DBZ games, which really could be interpreted as a curse. If ya nasty.
The premise of that episode is brilliant.
The execution was terrible if i remember correctly. Something about saving a load of Orphans from the government or something.
Either way, it was very lame.
Apart from the actual driving test bits.
Those were brilliant.
I bet you ten bucks i could do it.
Srsly.
No, the best part was in Dragonball, when Bulma is sleeping, and Chibi Goku tries to pull her underwear off to see why she doesn't have a penis...
...Or maybe I just really, really need to get a life.
What is wrong with me that I find that sentence to be extremely attractive? Fuck, I'm tired.