VIGIDEN, the ScrewAttack partner show dedicated to Onion-style fake news stories, has taken a taken a break from hardcore journalism to demonstrate culinary magic. Of course, you can't actually prepare the meal demonstrated in the video linked below, but I'm sure someone could concoct a close approximation.
Something about purple food just looks so gosh darn appealing. When was the last time you ate something purple, huh? Or blue for that matter? And candy doesn't count. Maybe Octorok tastes like Starburst. It could! Who's to say?
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