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Left 4 Dead's Francis hates everything. Well, except for vests, apparently. But vans, stairs, water, small towns, and even Objectivist author Ayn Rand -- it's all fair game for Francis' ire.
 
YouTube users GCIDogmeat and GCITherewolf put together this absolutely brilliant and hilarious music video to commemorate Francis' hate of well ... everything. Using sound clips from Valve's popular zombie-killin' simulator, they've set it to a catchy, thumping number that you'll have in your head all day. You can thank me later.
 
After watching the video, if you just want to rock the mp3 (and you just might), you can grab that here.








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lyfeforce's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 09:09
lyfeforce
I laugh now, but that is going to be in my head alllll day. Hah!
elsteveo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 09:14
elsteveo
Oh that is so great
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 09:15
Tubatic
I need this on my iPod.
DF's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 09:35
DF
Oh God, it's gonna be in my head all day now too. Sigh.

*downloads* Now to amp up the suffering.
Josh Tolentino's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 09:36
Josh Tolentino
HE DOESN'T HATE THIS:

Newsworthy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 09:36
Newsworthy
Grabbin Pills...
mitDebo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 09:44
mitDebo
When in the hell does he say he hates Ayn Rand? I don't think I've EVER heard that!
Nogarda's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 10:00
Nogarda
I still say he says 'vets' refering to war veterans seeming its Bill the war veteran who initates that line of conversation in the no mercy elevator. Still that video is awesome.
moshakirby's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 10:07
moshakirby
He doesn't hate menace?
SakuChan's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 10:12
SakuChan
Lmao. This is freakin' hilarious and great.
nukka jdav's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 10:32
nukka jdav
Funny, but seemed about thirty seconds too long for me.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 10:53
Tubatic
@mitDebo

He says it in Dead Air, when you get to the Statue/Fountain of a guy holding the globe.

Atlas Shrugged, eh?
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 11:16
Holyetheline
I need to download this shit.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 11:42
mistic
Hilarious! the next Top of the Pops :-)
Peteru's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 11:42
Peteru
@conversation in elevator
I think it was "I don't hate this" meaning he doesn't hate killing zombies. But here it sounds just like vests.
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 11:44
Hitogoroshi
fucking awesome
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 13:25
ThunderHeartXI
Haha, awesome remix. Now I need to go to the Valve store and buy the shirt that says 'I hate vans' on it now.
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 13:59
RAB
who drew that zoey and the witch picture? i love that shit
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 17:09
Eschatos
I just wonder why he'd be talking about Ayn Rand.
MissHinasaki's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 17:30
MissHinasaki
Video is broken. Sadface.
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 17:49
Wedge
Fuck yeah, about time. I've been waiting for someone to do a "Francis Hates" compilation for a while now, and this is awesome.
Johnny Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 18:32
Johnny Justice
It's a fun lil' song

@Peteru
I just checked out the sound file. He definitely says "vests". The file name "WorldSmallTown0513.wav" suggests it's said in Death Toll.
Solatrus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 20:05
Solatrus
Woo, I like this one. Francis is hilarious.
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 21:57
ZombiePlatypus
I definitely don't hate this song, it's funny stuff...
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2009 02:47
Sharpless
Brilliant. Especially "vests" and "Ayn Rand."
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2009 04:45
Batthink
Awesome. I hope the guys behind this do more... :O)
MissHinasaki's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2009 11:39
MissHinasaki
I always thought he said "this", too. I know that it's a conversation held in the elevator. I guess I'll have to put subtitles on and hope I come across it again.

Also I know that the Ayn Rand thing takes place in Dead Air but I've only heard his side of the conversation so I don't really know what brings it up.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2009 18:06
Darren Nakamura
What do you have to do to get Francis to talk about Ayn Rand?
The Amazing Shenazin's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 19:10
The Amazing Shenazin
I hate Ayn Rand too!
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