Music video: Left 4 Dead's Francis hates stairs, small towns, Ayn Rand, more

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9:00 AM on 01.29.2009, Nick Chester

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Left 4 Dead's Francis hates everything. Well, except for vests, apparently. But vans, stairs, water, small towns, and even Objectivist author Ayn Rand -- it's all fair game for Francis' ire.

YouTube users GCIDogmeat and GCITherewolf put together this absolutely brilliant and hilarious music video to commemorate Francis' hate of well ... everything. Using sound clips from Valve's popular zombie-killin' simulator, they've set it to a catchy, thumping number that you'll have in your head all day. You can thank me later.

After watching the video, if you just want to rock the mp3 (and you just might), you can grab that here.

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29 comments | showing # 1 to 29

lyfeforce

I laugh now, but that is going to be in my head alllll day. Hah!

elsteveo

Oh that is so great

Tubatic

I need this on my iPod.

Doomsday Forte

Oh God, it's gonna be in my head all day now too. Sigh.

*downloads* Now to amp up the suffering.

Josh Tolentino

HE DOESN'T HATE THIS:

Newsworthy

Grabbin Pills...

mitDebo

When in the hell does he say he hates Ayn Rand? I don't think I've EVER heard that!

Nogarda

I still say he says 'vets' refering to war veterans seeming its Bill the war veteran who initates that line of conversation in the no mercy elevator. Still that video is awesome.

moshakirby

He doesn't hate menace?

SakuChan

Lmao. This is freakin' hilarious and great.

nukka jdav

Funny, but seemed about thirty seconds too long for me.

Tubatic

@mitDebo

He says it in Dead Air, when you get to the Statue/Fountain of a guy holding the globe.

Atlas Shrugged, eh?

Holyetheline

I need to download this shit.

mistic

Hilarious! the next Top of the Pops :-)

Peteru

@conversation in elevator
I think it was "I don't hate this" meaning he doesn't hate killing zombies. But here it sounds just like vests.

Hitogoroshi

fucking awesome

ThunderHeartXI

Haha, awesome remix. Now I need to go to the Valve store and buy the shirt that says 'I hate vans' on it now.

RAB

who drew that zoey and the witch picture? i love that shit

Eschatos

I just wonder why he'd be talking about Ayn Rand.

MissHinasaki

Video is broken. Sadface.

Wedge

Fuck yeah, about time. I've been waiting for someone to do a "Francis Hates" compilation for a while now, and this is awesome.

Johnny Justice

It's a fun lil' song

@Peteru
I just checked out the sound file. He definitely says "vests". The file name "WorldSmallTown0513.wav" suggests it's said in Death Toll.

Solatrus

Woo, I like this one. Francis is hilarious.

ZombiePlatypus

I definitely don't hate this song, it's funny stuff...

Sharpless

Brilliant. Especially "vests" and "Ayn Rand."

Batthink

Awesome. I hope the guys behind this do more... :O)

MissHinasaki

I always thought he said "this", too. I know that it's a conversation held in the elevator. I guess I'll have to put subtitles on and hope I come across it again.

Also I know that the Ayn Rand thing takes place in Dead Air but I've only heard his side of the conversation so I don't really know what brings it up.

Dexter345

What do you have to do to get Francis to talk about Ayn Rand?

The Amazing Shenazin

I hate Ayn Rand too!

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