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Prepare yourself. You are about to watch a trailer for upcoming Japanese WiiWare game Muscle March that will include the following:

  • Constellations in the shape of muscles
  • Rainbows
  • Sheep
  • More penises than you can count
  • An old man making masturbatory motions
  • Men in Speedos running really fast
  • Men in Speedos running really fast and breaking through walls
  • A polar bear in a diaper

Check it out after the jump.

It’s easily the best thing you will ever see.

It goes without saying that I would sell my first born to have this come to America. You need a baby, Namco?


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Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 14:28
Batthink
It looks like Chad stars in this game.

A game that looks like a game of simon-says devised by Terry Gilliam. O_o
andycadaver's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 16:46
andycadaver
Okay, now I think I'll actually buy a Wii when this gets a US release. I'm sold. You had me at muscle constellations, then the deal was sealed at fast moving brightly colored Speedos. All the bright colors and all the loud sounds really draw the attention of my infant mind.
Bodb's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 21:40
Bodb
Holy shit, I just realized, this is Katamari Damacy combined with Cho Aniki. This will be AWESOME.
zomginterweb's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 00:36
zomginterweb
Game of the decade.
Jaffacakelover's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 05:07
Jaffacakelover
That is... wow! I want this game! Although I couldn't play it with my parents in the same house, or they'd start asking questions... awkward questions...
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 10:24
Char Aznable
Whoa.
BulletTrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 12:23
BulletTrain
I'm sorta sad that the king of all cosmos doesn't make an appearance.
PersonalGaming's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2009 14:03
PersonalGaming
Weird Japanese Shit!
ChopmasterT's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2009 11:55
ChopmasterT
Haha that was intense.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 22:31
Niero
I hate that I either have to buy a console I already own or resort to piracy to enjoy this product. I hope this gets imported, it has Katamari win written all over it!
lovemana23's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 09:35
lovemana23
That was FUGGIN weird. What the hell is the point of the game? To act gay and run through various walls flexing your muscles? Riiiiiiiight. Lovely colours, erm, though.
Infinitys End's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 08:09
Infinitys End
C'mon Chad. There's a closet that you deseperately need to come out of.
Lanzapan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 00:41
Lanzapan
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Mr Kite's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/27/2009 23:47
Mr Kite
Japan FTMFW. That was hilarious.
Daraku Tenshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/28/2009 08:52
Daraku Tenshi
I never thought I'd want a Wii but daaaaaaaammmmn! "Shall we MUSCLE?!!"
NICE MUSCLE!! and that Polar Bear just turned me. I WANT TO GO TO THERE!! U can haz my moneyz!
pakard29's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2009 21:56
pakard29
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, do people always talk out of their noses in Japan?
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