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Muscle March: The greatest videogame trailer ever created


8:30 PM on 05.15.2009



Prepare yourself. You are about to watch a trailer for upcoming Japanese WiiWare game Muscle March that will include the following:

  • Constellations in the shape of muscles
  • Rainbows
  • Sheep
  • More penises than you can count
  • An old man making masturbatory motions
  • Men in Speedos running really fast
  • Men in Speedos running really fast and breaking through walls
  • A polar bear in a diaper

Check it out after the jump.

It’s easily the best thing you will ever see.

It goes without saying that I would sell my first born to have this come to America. You need a baby, Namco?






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