Chad Concelmo is Destructoid's features editor. He loves hanging out with awesome people. That's why Destructoid makes him so happy, since it is full of THE MOST AWESOME PEOPLE OF ALL TIME! Also, dolphins.
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Why do I have the feeling this will probably not leave Japan? Either way do want even if I have to obtain it by other means if it doesn't get released here.
I'm sure if this game made it overseas the men would be significantly more clothed than they are depicted here. Heck, us Brits can't even handle seeing a man with his shirt off. (bye Contra, hello Probotector)
Why can't real life be more like this? Having strange muscled men running around breaking through buildings while posing would be awesome (as long as they didn't tear down my house.)
So from what I've gathered the story is that random foes continuously steal your protein shake and you must chase them down by playing that fit-in-the-whole-in-the-wall game from the Ellen Degeneras show?
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8:30 PM on 05.15.2009
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(also, how am I the first to mention Brad?)
NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE TO FAP TO!
That said I want to join the chase for excessive amounts protein.
except for maybe "oh, Japan, never change." but that's it.
I'm sure if this game made it overseas the men would be significantly more clothed than they are depicted here. Heck, us Brits can't even handle seeing a man with his shirt off. (bye Contra, hello Probotector)
Its a ruination I say!
Never thought I'd see a dancing polar bear in an orange Speedo in my lifetime, but here we are!
NICE MUCELE!
Also, that's brilliant that the beginning of the trailer has a constellation of a dude's butt
I hope it comes to Europe! D:
Also, thank you chad for bringing light into our lives.
When's the US launch?