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Did you know that the initial trailer for Muscle March was one of the most viewed video posts on Destructoid in 2009? It got nearly half a million hits last year. Not bad for a game we all thought would never leave Japan.

In just a few days, we'll be able to see if those hits will translate into sales, as Muscle March flexes its oily glutes all over WiiWare this Monday. The game will cost just 500 Wii Points, surprisingly cheap for a WiiWare game that looks good, sounds good, and has gotten a fair amount of media exposure.

With this, Tatsunoko vs. Capcom, and No More Heroes 2 all coming out this month, I bet it's hard for non-Wii-owning fans of Japanese weirdness (or weirdness in general) to contain their jealousy. You know, a Wii only cost $150 used. Add $5 to that for Muscle March, $6 for Bit.Trip Beat, and $20 for No More Heroes, and you've got a package of unmatched psychedelia that comes to just $1 more than three new 360/PS3 games.

Getting all three of those games at the same time would make for one heck of an interesting afternoon. I envy those of you that may yet have that experience. I'm sure that zombie Timothy Leary does too. Then again, he probably envies everyone who's not rotting away in a coffin somewhere.

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RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 01:02
RenegadePanda
FINALLLLLLLLLLY.

Took them long enough. I will download this first thing Monday.
CapnCrunk's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 01:07
CapnCrunk
Where can you still get a copy of NMH?
Crimsondramon's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 01:08
Crimsondramon
This is the most manliest game ever. BUYYYYY XD
RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 01:14
RenegadePanda
@CapnCrunk

Any place that sells used games. Even major retailers might still have some new ones floating around. Or the internet.
matty125's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 01:15
matty125
Sounds good, but is Zombie Panic coming to WiiWare soon? I've been holding out my points just for that, but they pushed it back from December to "Q1".
Nolan South's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 01:20
Nolan South
GoTY 2010... Callin' it
CapnCrunk's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 01:21
CapnCrunk
@RenagadePanda

Oh I'm well aware I can buy it used. I usually don't buy games if the devs don't see any profit from it. I suppose I can buy Heroes' Paradise if they find a publisher for it.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 01:29
Kraid
O. M. G.


I'm getting my Wii back from my Dad ASAP! I fucking need to play this on day one!
RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 01:30
RenegadePanda
@CapnCrunk

Well unfortunately at some point you just can't find games new. NMH is approaching that point, any new product you do find will just be left over stock. And I too hope Paradise finds a publisher here. Otherwise I may import it for PS3.

But you can probably find NMH at the aformentioned big name stores. And I'm sure Amazon probably has it somewhere. They have everything.
KaL YoshiKa's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 01:42
KaL YoshiKa
Is this getting a euro release?
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 02:16
pedrovay2003
God... I'm going to buy this. I have no idea WHY, but I'm going to do it.
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 02:36
timtheterrible
Can I be the first to ask just what the fuck is up with Japan and their current bird/afro fetish?
RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 02:39
RenegadePanda
The more you try to understand it, the less you will wind up understanding.
BlackSunEmpire's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 02:52
BlackSunEmpire
This is everything right with videogaming today. What I can't understand is why they didn't try and take down infinity ward and release against mw2.
pixelpunx's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 04:58
pixelpunx
I'm all over this one. Can't wait!
lewness's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 05:01
lewness
That, sir, is a great deal.
Butternine's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 07:43
Butternine
Yay!
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 08:55
Jonathan Holmes
@ CapnCrunk- I still see it new at independently run specialty shops, and the NMH/Red Steel bundle can be found new at Gamestop every once and a while.

But yeah, you're right, I totally forgot how rare a new copy of the game is. Maybe it will get a re-release after the sequel has been out for a bit.
Pudge Controls the Weather's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 09:08
Pudge Controls the Weather
Right, I'm sold!
Phoenix Gamma's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 09:15
Phoenix Gamma
"With this, Tatsunoko vs. Capcom, and No More Heroes 2 all coming out this month, I bet it's hard for non-Wii-owning fans of Japanese weirdness (or weirdness in general) to contain their jealousy. You know, a Wii only cost $150 used. Add $5 to that for Muscle March, $6 for Bit.Trip Beat, and $20 for No More Heroes, and you've got a package of unmatched psychedelia that comes to just $1 more than three new 360/PS3 games."

Man, why's it gotta come to that? Why does every good Wii game have to devolve into "man, Wii's getting some good games huh guys?" Why can't we just be happy we're getting an awesome, fucked up game and stop defending the console?
Fanatism's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 09:42
Fanatism
because of the notion that when a good wii game drops people think that there's nothing else on the console, thus the existance of "I ain't payin' 200$ for ONE game!"-comments .
Calebyte's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 10:07
Calebyte
Yes. 10yes.
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 12:04
pedrovay2003
What Fanatism said.
Brolsen's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 13:12
Brolsen
I have no idea why but DO WANT!
-PL-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 13:18
-PL-
After watching the video, I'll grab the game. They're gonna give me $5 for it right?

What, they expect me to PAY $5 for this?!

lol.
BalloonFighter's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 13:38
BalloonFighter
I'm all in day one. This is going to be the best MLKJ DAY ever.
Jeremy Tennyson Yarsborough Zabriskie's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2010 17:31
Jeremy Tennyson Yarsborough Zabriskie
System seller.
You've just gained a customer, Nintendo.
Haha.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 08:10
Holyetheline
This game looks weird as hell. I probably won't be downloading it.
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