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Murdered: Soul Suspect trailer does a terrible job naming killers

2:45 PM on 06.03.2014 // Brett Makedonski
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They need Steven Hansen on the case

The police of Salem, Massachusetts are obviously tapped out creatively. What else would be their reasoning for naming a murderer whose calling card is drawings of bells, the pun-deficient "Bell Killer?" Seriously, not even a single "For Whom The Bell Tolls" or "Dead Ringer" thrown in for good measure.

Maybe I haven't gotten around to reading Brittany "Punching Wallaby" Vincent's Murdered: Soul Suspect review yet, but I'll assume that the 4.5 score comes from the suspect lack of puns.




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destructoid's previous coverage:
Murdered: Soul Suspect


  Jun 03

Review: Murdered: Soul Suspect

It's got soul, but it's not a soldier


  Apr 30

Meet The Bell Killer in Murdered: Soul Suspect

Back in my day, serial killers had normal names!


  Feb 27

Preview: Murdered: Soul Suspect

It appears to have some soul, but I'm still suspect


  Feb 03

Murdered: Soul Suspect takes its dumb fedora to Xbox One

Hey soul suspect, every little thing you dooooo


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