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Twisted Pixel's next game is Ms. Splosion Man set to come out Fall 2011. Yes, the crazy developer is giving us a second helping of explosive terror and this time around, a female explode-y monster thing will be turning poor scientists into tasty meat products.

I'd say more, but I'll let Twisted Pixel's awesome press release do the rest below.

BIG SCIENCE CAPTURES SPLOSION MAN, WORLD NOW SAFE FOREVER

Twisted Pixel Games Proud to Announce the World Won’t End in the Fall of 2011

AUSTIN, TX – December 2, 2010 – Twisted Pixel Games was pleased to announce today that their subsidiary, Big Science, has captured the Splosion Man and guaranteed the safety of all humankind. Many remember the terrifying events of July 2009: Splosion Man’s horrifying rampage through Big Science laboratories that meated hundreds of scientists and caused untold damage to their underground laboratories. Eye witnesses reported widespread destruction and a staggering number of t-bones and fillets left in his wake.

Today that ends, with Twisted Pixel releasing footage of the successful capture of the renegade experiment. The scientists speak with new-found confidence about their success. Says Dr. Wilson, “Even if some sort of newer, stronger, better threat were created, our newest security measures and fiendish traps would be more than enough to contain it. We’ve made incredible advances in our technology over this past year.... Not that there would ever be a use for any of it.”

Dr. Henry was quick to add, “Our lab, our equipment - everything has had functionality improvements and visual overhauls, and our company has expanded to some incredible new locations. It’s all pristine and beautiful - decadent environments that we are very happy no experiment gone wrong will ever rampage through.” Dr. Henry paused briefly before continuing, “I don’t even know why I’m mentioning that, because it’s 100% guaranteed that Splosion Man will never be a threat to us again.”

When asked if there was any risk of overconfidence amongst the scientists, Dr. Riley was quick to interject. “Why? What’s going to happen, some sort of freak accident in the after party that creates a “Ms. Splosion Man” mere seconds after Splosion Man’s capture? And then the Ms. Splosion Man goes on some monster tear in the fall of 2011? Yeah right. Not very likely.”

Twisted Pixel Games reiterates that despite the fact that nothing could possibly go wrong during today’s events, should any newsworthy event occur, they will release as much information as possible in the coming months.

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Harry Hood's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 00:32
Harry Hood
tits
Regnier's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 00:37
Regnier
@harry hood great very deep comment also dude its like ms pacman. Ms pacman made me erect
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 00:39
Monodi
Although this is supposedly to follow the Ms. Pacman formula, the story, as far I can guess, could be kind of like Donkey Kong Jr.
Regnier's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 00:41
Regnier
Also my ms splosion man rather than splosion girl
Regnier's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 00:43
Regnier
Sorry I meant why and sorry for being an overposting whore
Alex Barbatsis's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 00:43
Alex Barbatsis
I am currently mailing some tissues to AZ so Dexter can clean up after he watches this. He's going to be a messy boy for the next day or two.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 00:46
Mr Andy Dixon
@Law

Dude, you're hitting that contest HARD.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 00:47
Mr Andy Dixon
@Law

And as much as I'd rather you got a 360, I sincerely hope you win :)
Davidfoundation's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 00:48
Davidfoundation
Yessssssssss
Pumpkin King's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 00:48
Pumpkin King
Ms. Splosion MAN?
LawofThermalDynamics's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 00:48
LawofThermalDynamics
@mr.dixon: I swear to god, I will be here for next 5 days straight coming up with entries
eskimo bob's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 00:49
eskimo bob
This is amazing on every level imaginable. I want this game now.
Corduroy Turtle's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 00:49
Corduroy Turtle
So what made Ms. Pac-man so much better than Pac-man?
LawofThermalDynamics's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 00:50
LawofThermalDynamics
@Corduroy Turtle: The effing bow....duh. Also, did I ever compliment you on the new avatar?
Regnier's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 00:51
Regnier
@corduroy tutle dude because ms pacman had tiny pixelated tits if you don't believe me remember rule 34.
Jhonny Thizzlam's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 00:52
Jhonny Thizzlam
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
~JnRx Teh Jokester~'s Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 00:57
~JnRx Teh Jokester~
@Corduroy Turtle Her time of the month made her a vicious contender when it came to chasing down those ghost...and keeping Pac-man on lock down with the Pac.jr -_-
DrRockso's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 01:10
DrRockso
AW YISS.
Harry Hood's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 01:16
Harry Hood
@IV Backstab MC, I wasn't necessarily referring to Ms. Splosion Man's tits, just the fact that another splosion game is coming out is the tits!

also, tits
VGFreak1225's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 01:23
VGFreak1225
Hm...color me interested. Not excited, but interested.

I did genuinely enjoy the first game, but the game really wasn't as laugh out loud funny as it thought it was, and by the last third of the game, it had run out of ideas and I really just wanted it to end after about half of the final area.

But we'll see. After all, improving on established formulas are what sequels are for, eh?
Regnier's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 01:33
Regnier
@harry hood: 1 ok see your point 2 I love you
Gamernerd101's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 01:45
Gamernerd101
well twist my pixel, and confoodily doodily daddily, I reckon I'm just as excited as a box of squirrel turds around a box of nuts. I think that's stereotype for I'm excited in redneck.
SteezyXL's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 02:03
SteezyXL
Sweet! I loved 'Splosion Man. I might have to go back to it and finish my hard mode play-through now.
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 02:05
TheToiletDuck
Read the press release, he says clearly it's not going to happen.

Would have been nice to get another game but ah well
The Cast's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 02:31
The Cast
Now this really changes everything.
Exu's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 04:04
Exu
FUCK. YES.

That is all.
Herdleburdle's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 04:12
Herdleburdle
@IV Backstab MC: Ms. Splosion-Man is funnier, and a throwback to Ms. Pac-Man.
UntidyDubs's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 04:41
UntidyDubs
YES!

The co-op in the first game was privy to some of the most hilarious moments in gaming I've ever had.

Want it NAOOW!
DV2FOX's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 06:04
DV2FOX
No censor = WIN...also bitch X3
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 07:12
Chris Carter
Comic Jumper was a piece of poop.

I'm really glad they went back to their winning IP, and made a "Pac Man" reference to boot. Great stuff!
Azzurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 08:23
Azzurus
DON'T KNOW IF WANT...yeah nvm I can't fucking wait.
UntidyDubs's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 08:31
UntidyDubs
@Magnalon

Eh, I didn't think it was that bad, but did pretty much get the constant impression that it was trying way too hard. Not a patch on 'Splosion man, though, that's for sure.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 09:29
Xzyliac
This thread is class.
AceFlibble's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 12:15
AceFlibble
Hells. Yes.
Sæglópur's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 12:16
Sæglópur
Yeah, I didn't like Comic Jumper. The Maw was pretty decent. However, 'Splosion Man is their finest. Loved the challenge in that game.
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 12:29
KingSigy
If this is anything like Ms. Pac-Man, it'll be a better damn.
Matt McConnell's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 13:30
Matt McConnell
I honestly can't wait.
I had a ton of fun on splosion man, I was ranked on the leaderboards on both solo and co-op with a friends, just a great game in general.
Day one buy right here.
knutaf's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 13:42
knutaf
YEEEEEESSSSSSSESESESESESESSS
Infamy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 13:56
Infamy
FUCK YES

SPLOSION IN MY PANTS
HEL105's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 14:52
HEL105
Maybe I'll have finished the first game by then, some parts are pretty tough! Not Super Meat Boy tough, but tough.
MrLefty's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 15:29
MrLefty
Don't know - the giggly voice acting is pretty annoying already.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 15:37
Knivy
SPLODE!
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 16:47
Darren Nakamura
GOTY 2011.
KyleGamgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 16:52
KyleGamgee
No way 'Splos-e!
Operative20's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2010 20:42
Operative20
Just make the campaign with intricate slposion puzzles and co-op with a different set of splosion puzzles like the first and I'll be happy. ;D
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2010 20:30
pedrovay2003
@Bigmoose85

Ms. Pac-Man was not called Ms. Pac-Woman. So Ms. Splosion Man is fine the way it is.
seabassuk's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2010 10:02
seabassuk
Ms. Splosion Man - hottest ass in gaming history :D
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