A week from Monday, Destructoid will be celebrating its third birthday. The Miami office is ready to welcome with open hands its staff and community members with liquor, air mattresses & robot butsecks. Oh right! There's also some surprises we've been having a really tough time keeping secret. Hit the jump to take a sneak peek at one of them. But be warned, I'd avoid it if low lit rooms shot with macro lenses scare you.
Random "Schwarzeneggerisms" in the comment section are encouraged folks.
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