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Mr. Destructoid will need your clothes, your boots & motorcycle photo

A week from Monday, Destructoid will be celebrating its third birthday. The Miami office is ready to welcome with open hands its staff and community members with liquor, air mattresses & robot butsecks. Oh right! There's also some surprises we've been having a really tough time keeping secret. Hit the jump to take a sneak peek at one of them. But be warned, I'd avoid it if low lit rooms shot with macro lenses scare you.

 

Random "Schwarzeneggerisms" in the comment section are encouraged folks.

 







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Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 14:37
Darren Nakamura
Boy, it's been a long time since I've seen Terminator 2.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 14:38
Bob Muir
Come with me if you want to live?
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 14:44
Jordan Devore
"What happened to Sully?"

"I let him go."

Whoops, wrong movie.
parrothead's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 14:58
parrothead
Can't wait
linuxguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 15:04
linuxguy
can't wait.
I want violence
grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 16:35
grafkhun
"So who are you man?"

*shoots shotgun*

"SHIT!"

"I am the party pooper."
Gantz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 16:41
Gantz
He also would like you to
bend over
turn around
and accept it
because its going to happen one way or another.
Drach's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 16:41
Drach
Mr. Destructoid would look better with a Boxy chest and tube arms.. you know so he looks like a ROBOT. (look at your logo!)
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 16:43
Electro Lemon
"Chill out, dickwad."

That's a good one, right?
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 16:43
Snaileb
GET TO ZE CHOPPA!

(and get to Miami)
Daniel Carneiro's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 16:44
Daniel Carneiro
The only quote I can remember is
-Is it dead?
-Terminated.
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 16:46
ThunderHeartXI
LET THE RAPE COMMENCE.
Drach's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 16:48
Drach
funny.. My favourite quote from Terminator was "Hey, Pal... you got a dead cat in there or somethin'?"
"F$#k you, Asshole."
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 16:50
Red TheHaze Veron
PUMPING IS LIKE CUMMING
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 16:50
Technophile
Come on!!! I'm right here. What are you waiting for, Kill me, Do it now!!!
VGMari's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 16:54
VGMari
I can't wait until next weekend!!! It's going to be the best time I've had since Community Vibes.
Riegel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 16:55
Riegel88
I can't think of anything awesome that has to do with him.
But that video made me excited!
power-glove's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 16:55
power-glove
Wait....Snaileb made a comment. Are my eyes deceiving me?
Silverhertz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 17:00
Silverhertz
See you at the party, Richter! (I wont because I live in the UK, but it will still be a kick ass day because we'll finally see that smexy new helmet!)
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 17:14
HarassmentPanda
Snails! Robots! Nakamura! Oh my!
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 17:16
Daxelman
This will be the shit.
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 17:19
Zombutler
"Terminator 2"

that's the only quote I remember, I think it's in the beginning somewhere
munkee's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 17:35
munkee
"I'm a cop you idiot!"
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 17:39
Cataract
THERE IS NO BATHROOM!
grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 17:41
grafkhun
munkee: you got to say it right.

"I'm ay COP yu eediot."
Enzogwmetal's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 17:48
Enzogwmetal
"hasta la vista, baby"
Demios's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 17:51
Demios
Dillon, you son of a bitch!

I got a million of these quotes armed and ready...
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 17:55
CypherVR
the trailer:
thebza's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 18:01
thebza
"I will not raise taxes in california!"

liar.
Grasshopper7's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 18:04
Grasshopper7
That was so epic!
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 18:06
Jesus H Christ
Let off some steam, Bennett.
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 18:06
falinter
Start mass production Niero. It could be like the end of V for Vendetta!
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 18:09
Monodi
"SHUUUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPP"
The Johnggernaut's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 18:10
The Johnggernaut
"You're Luggage."
The Johnggernaut's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 18:11
The Johnggernaut
And I'm surprised no one has said "IT'S NOT A TOOMAH!!!" yet... Disappointing.
TimO42's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 18:17
TimO42
Wow, that was seriously amazing. I wouldn't mind having one of those robot helmet thingys, what do you call them? lol
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 18:23
Teta
OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD!
OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD!
OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD!
OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD!
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 18:25
RonBurgandy2010
.......Oh my God........................I can't fucking wait.......
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 18:27
Aziel13
@Chronic Logic: oh dear
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 18:30
Electro Lemon
Samit and Zombutler win.
Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 18:33
Gyrael
Shiny.

YOU LACK DISCIPLINE!
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 18:37
Takeshi
TERMINATOR 2009: RISE OF THE SMOKING ROBOT.
iconsam's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 18:58
iconsam
So much awsum.

"EEaaaaggghhhhhh uuaaaaggghhhhhh"
- Sound of Arnie cumming
greks224's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 19:04
greks224
It's not a tumor!
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 19:11
TheDreadHawk
STOP SHOUTING! I AM NOT DEAF!
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2009 19:21
Sharpless
Okay, so Mr. Destructoid needs to be given a voice, and that voice needs -- NEEDS -- to sound like Soundwave. Nothing less shall be accepted.
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