You saw a little bit of Otronicon when we posted our gallery a few weeks ago, but we had much more to show you that you just can't capture in a photograph (me being blown around in a wind tunnel being one of those things). Now you can see all that and more in our latest installment of Mr. Destructoid Versus, which I think you may find considerably less terrifying than his adventures at the Sears Portrait Studio.
Keep an eye out for a second video showing off the Halo wedding, coming your way in the next few days!
[By the way, the song is by Chico Ray, who Dale North describes as "awesomely profane".]
"You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork!
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard"
Best thing I say all day, well accept for that google street view pic I saw of 2 guys dressed up as barbarians fighting with foam weapons in a field in Pittsburgh, yes it is as epic as it sounds. Link here, hope it works.
Dang, I really wish I could've gone. Skipping through a meadow (or something... I don't think Orlando really has any meadows :P) would've made my life.
It's been a long time since I laughed properly at something that I've seen on DToid. This renewed my faith in everything. Everything. Thanks guys and gals.
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Contest:
3:20 PM on 01.26.2009
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:D :D :D :D :D
"You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork!
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard"
I <3 you Destructoid.
Oh my . . . I said it already. I am shamed.
My apologies, Collette. I didn't mean to be so crass.
::still my favorite part::
Woops!
Still epic video.
I am relieved . . . and will now fap without shame.
Dammit, that was out loud again.
AMAZING!!
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I was waiting to see a pedobear after that part! Great video lol