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You saw a little bit of Otronicon when we posted our gallery a few weeks ago, but we had much more to show you that you just can't capture in a photograph (me being blown around in a wind tunnel being one of those things). Now you can see all that and more in our latest installment of Mr. Destructoid Versus, which I think you may find considerably less terrifying than his adventures at the Sears Portrait Studio.

Keep an eye out for a second video showing off the Halo wedding, coming your way in the next few days!

[By the way, the song is by Chico Ray, who Dale North describes as "awesomely profane".] 

 


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GECKO's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 15:28
GECKO
First Comment FTW!!! Well that was a EPIC vedio.
NotGeoff's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 15:28
NotGeoff
need to get mp3 of that song
Krow-Kupo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 15:32
Krow-Kupo
That was so amazing that I came buckets all over my cat.
KMCC's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 15:34
KMCC
Amazing song, made even better by pointing at children.
berd's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 15:36
berd
I wish I had a cat to cum on.
Mikey's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 15:37
Mikey
THAT WAS THE GREATEST VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 15:37
Syn
This seems appropriate:

"You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too

Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly

And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork!

Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar

And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard"
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 15:41
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Best video evar.
CountingConflict's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 15:48
CountingConflict
This just blew my mind... great song.. great video.. sexy peoples.

I <3 you Destructoid.
onegear's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 15:49
onegear
Awesome vid, whats the music?
A New Challenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 15:50
A New Challenger
I love you guys.
R3Y GUTI3RR3Z's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 15:55
R3Y GUTI3RR3Z
Woot! I just jizzed in my pants reading your comments. Glad you enjoyed the cut guys.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 15:57
pendelton21
Beautiful, people. Simply beautiful.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 16:12
Corak
Best thing I say all day, well accept for that google street view pic I saw of 2 guys dressed up as barbarians fighting with foam weapons in a field in Pittsburgh, yes it is as epic as it sounds. Link here, hope it works.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 16:16
Colette Bennett
The band is called Chico Ray!
R3Y GUTI3RR3Z's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 16:20
R3Y GUTI3RR3Z
@Corak, That picture is fucking awesome!
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 16:30
ThunderHeartXI
This is why I love you guys. Never change.
RyoGeo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 16:33
RyoGeo
Would it be wrong of me to say my favorite part was Collette's forced perspective boobs? @_@

Oh my . . . I said it already. I am shamed.

My apologies, Collette. I didn't mean to be so crass.



::still my favorite part::
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 16:34
falinter
Best song ever to be heard on full blast at work.

Woops!

Still epic video.
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 16:36
Nick Chester
So wait, what are you going to do to me again?
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 16:37
Colette Bennett
LOL RyoGeo! That's ok, when I saw that part I was like "oh shit...."
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 16:37
SnakeDude4Life
Meh.
RyoGeo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 16:41
RyoGeo
Thank you, Collette!

I am relieved . . . and will now fap without shame.

Dammit, that was out loud again.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 16:46
Eschatos
Just think, I could have been there. Fuck work.
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 16:51
Technophile
YAY! I love this video, I love it so much
Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 16:56
Dale North
great video, great song.
lyfeforce's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 16:58
lyfeforce
That's it. I'm going to start going to gaming conventions.
VGMari's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 17:20
VGMari
I LOVE ROBOT COCK
Visc's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 17:21
Visc
Fantastic Video. :)
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 17:23
Professor Pew
Awesome!!
Redzie's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 17:26
Redzie
hawthawthawthawthawt
Trowble's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 17:28
Trowble
Oh man those kids were manhandled by Mr. Destructoid, lucky little bastards. Also, that song is awesome beyond words!
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 17:36
Spartacus
Amazing..
welkstar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 18:22
welkstar
Strange. I've never seen mild-mannered-website-owner Niero photographed together with playboy-billionaire-sex-god Mr. Destructoid. Coincidence?
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 20:09
Sam Spectre
I came.
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 20:10
Sam Spectre
By the way Mari, way to suck Mr. Destructoid's cock. It's basically a lifelong dream of mine.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 22:08
Char Aznable
As a wise man once said...

AMAZING!!
VGMari's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 22:13
VGMari
@lyfeforce
Start by coming to mine!
http://www.infinitebitsconvention.com

^_____^
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 22:31
TrailerParkJesus
sweeeeet
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 23:17
nademagnet
I think that video is one of the most beautiful things that man kind has ever created. Also, ROBOT ORGY!
Ballistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 23:34
Ballistic
that was...FUCKING AWESOME! and second Syn's posting of "fuck her gently"
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/26/2009 23:41
Teta
FAP FAP FAP
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 00:00
Wexx
Dang, I really wish I could've gone. Skipping through a meadow (or something... I don't think Orlando really has any meadows :P) would've made my life.
Stella Wong's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 02:57
Stella Wong
<3 best video evaar I lol'ed :3
glipe's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 03:59
glipe
It's been a long time since I laughed properly at something that I've seen on DToid. This renewed my faith in everything. Everything. Thanks guys and gals.
dc2005's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 05:54
dc2005
0:40 O_O¡

I was waiting to see a pedobear after that part! Great video lol
Kayka's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2009 07:44
Kayka
Wow that was amazing.
Mentok the Mindtaker's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 11:53
Mentok the Mindtaker
I love you Mr.Destructoid! Also, nice rack Colette.
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