Following Mr. Destructoid's inclusion in the Ms. Splosion Man pinball table for Pinball FX2, our mischievous mascot has turned up in Arcade Jumper!, an upcoming iOS title by Black Hive Media.
As the name implies, you'll be going through various homages to old-school classics. With a suspiciously familiar orange-and-gray weapon, of course. Mr. Destructoid is one of the game's unlockable characters, because he likes to play hard to get. Exciting news all around!
Jordan Devore is Destructoid's PC gaming manager and founding ginger editor. He is said to be easy to love but difficult to know. When Samit inquired about his curious bio photo Jordan simply replied: "bitches love sandcastles" ... yet, there is no sandcastle in that photo. We may never truly understand his ways.
Likes
Platformers, Pixel-based graphics, Stickerbrush Symphony, Pokemon, Leaderboards
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Contest:
7:15 PM on 08.02.2011 | 
Is Mr. Destructoid king of everything now?
Though I'll settle for M.A.M.E.