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MotionPlus not supported by older games, enslaved in rubber photo

We recently got the good news from Nintendo that they'd be shipping their Wii MotionPlus Wii Remote add-on to retail on June 8. While my general thinking is that this should have been included as part of Wii Remote functionality since day one, I'll take what we can get, and will admit I can't wait to take advantage of the possibilities in the future.

The keyword here is "future," as Nintendo has come forth and squashed any theories that older titles -- particularly Wii Sports -- would be update or "patched" to take advantage of the new functionality. That's simply not Nintendo's style, as the company has come out and told GameDaily that "The Wii MotionPlus accessory is only for games that are designed to make use of its abilities."

Fair enough. But this next bit, I can't get down with. According to official product and package shots of the Wii MotionPlus (via GoNintendo), it appears the damned thing is physically attached to one of those full-body Wii Remote rubber sleeves. You know, those obnoxious free pieces of rubber Nintendo started including with all remotes because apparently the strap wasn't enough to keep people from smashing their televisions? Yup. It looks like you'll be forced to use it when you pick up the Wii MotionPlus. 

Maybe it's silly, but I hate that sleeve with a passion. I don't like the way it feels in my hand, I don't like the way it makes the Wii Remote look. In fact, I threw mine out when my son refused to not slip them on when I wasn't looking. That's how much I hate these things; I threw four of them in the trash. I can't be alone in my disdain for these controller condoms, right?

Regardless, I'll still buy the peripheral... just not from GameStop. The retailer is charging $24.99 for the accessory, announced by Nintendo with an MSRP of $19.99. No thanks, GameStop.


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Phantom Spaceman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2009 12:42
Phantom Spaceman
Can't wait for MotionPlusPlus to extend it even farther.
Tron's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2009 12:44
Tron
screw that, i'll cut the fucker out of the condom.
ian_esq's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2009 12:48
ian_esq
Ill wait for the Wii-2 where this can be used in real games.

not gamecube/ps2 games with waggle controls
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2009 12:52
PappaDukes
ACK! Are you fucking kidding me? I have had my Wii since launch, and I've refused to get those stupid rubber condoms ever since they started offering them. You couldn't pay me to put one on. I hate how they just assume that everyone is reckless with their Wiimote. I have yet to hurt, break or maim anyone or anything.
Cadtalfryn's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2009 12:53
Cadtalfryn
Yeah, just crack out your trusty pocket knife and perform a little surgery.

Oh and screw you, GameStop.
atastysammich's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2009 12:57
atastysammich
The sleeves are pretty retarded. I have both of my handhelds in Nerf Armor, and I can't justify condom'd remotes.

I'm sure my Wii-owning friends will wait on this one to make sure they don't end up with another one-hit wonder like the e-Reader on their hands. Well, they will once I talk some sense into them.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2009 12:57
Qraze
gamestop can't charge above the msrp, that's against the law.
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2009 12:59
falinter
Screw the whole concept. Nintendo isn't getting another dime out of me personally.

I will accept them as gifts though.
Exquisitor's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2009 13:10
Exquisitor
Because why do something for free when you can make money off of the consumer whores?

Wii SportsPlus, Mario GalaxyPlus, Legend of ZeldaPlus, etcPlus.

They will resell the same exact game with the improved motion control, and they'll sell it for the same retail price.
Xonticus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2009 13:12
Xonticus
Gamestop can charge whatever they want for it, its mainly a corporate decision.

The msrp is the manufacturer's suggested retail price. keyword suggested. But I'll be damned if anyone who knows what the msrp on this is goes and buys it for 5 bucks more. You know they will though.
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2009 13:16
Hitogoroshi
I'm with you on this one brother.

O well not like I play my Wii.
Discarded Couch Sandwich's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2009 13:18
Discarded Couch Sandwich
Thanks for the choice on that desicion Nintendo...

I guess its gonna be the scissors for a lot of people when the Motion Plus is finally released then...
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2009 13:25
F Whipple
I will have to find a way to extract it from the condom
Hammersmith's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2009 13:38
Hammersmith
Well that's ridiculous. I'm sure as fuck not buying this if I have to use that rubber guard. It makes the wiimote feel like you're swinging a dildo around.
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2009 13:50
pedrovay2003
@ ian_esq

Wow, the Wii bashing took a shorter amount of time than I expected.

I really, REALLY hope this is some kind of joke. I'll be ripping it out of the glove somehow.
peachboy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2009 13:54
peachboy
it's official, im selling my god damn wii.
i camped out for it, and those long cold hours have yet to be repayed with quality gaming.

you are not alone, those condoms are insults. i demand a Wiimote2.0 with this shit already inside of it or i dont care anymore.

peripherals are just so annoying and messy, i can't believe i'm saying it but the 360 has shown me several times over that it has more to offer me than my naive 'duty' to nintendo.
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2009 14:00
CypherVR
look at the bottom, there are two contacts (aside from the nunchuk connector) don't suppose nintendo has finally realized that rechargable is a good idea
Magnalon's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2009 14:05
Magnalon
The Wii has got to be the worst/messiest console ever in terms of peripherals.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2009 14:08
Chronic Logic
Is Nintendo afraid that the penis extender will snap off if players fap too hard?
Greylocke's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2009 14:39
Greylocke
Geez, does anyone want cheese with their whine?

Cut the darn thing out if you think it can't come out naturally. Do you really think Nintendo not only took the time to design a rubber glove to fit around both, but then seal it up inside the rubber glove. Where is the common sense?

Its not like its news anyway, look at the picture posted on Nintendo's website back in 2008, and you can see it had a glove on the whole controller in the picture. It's always had that rubber glove.

http://www.nintendo.com/whatsnew/detail/eMMuRj_N6vntHPDycCJAKWhEO9zBvyPH
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2009 15:02
ZombiePlatypus
Yeah, if I end up with one of these it'll be ripped out of it's rubber one way or another. I don't use the wrist straps, let alone the "condoms"...
Johnny Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2009 15:34
Johnny Justice
Yeah I hate those things. Wouldn't it eventually just stretch out of shape from removing it to change the batteries?

I don't know why, but I find something comical about the fact the blue "it's this thing here" circle is on the actual packaging.
masamunecyrus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2009 16:58
masamunecyrus
Regardless of the Wii condom's feel, it makes your Wiimote pickup gook like NOTHING and makes them disgustingly dirty and crusty unless you clean them regularly, and if you use rechargeable batteries (which don't hold a charge for a terribly long time), you have to take it off and put it back on ALL THE TIME. If it's attached, I'm cutting it off with a razor blade.

Fuck you Wii condom, fuck you.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2009 16:59
AgentMOO
Geez, can't they just come out with a pill solve the problem of protecting tvs?
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2009 17:57
Dexter345
I actually like the condoms too. They keep my Wiimotes from getting all grimy. Also, syphilis.
Mr Kite's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2009 19:05
Mr Kite
I never liked them wii remote condoms, luckily I got plenty of controllers prior to their implementation. Also concerning the motionplus, I also think they should have been included since the beginning and so I will not get one until I find a very cheap one or there is game a can't live without.
-PL-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2009 21:34
-PL-
I use the wiimote condoms, I like the weight they add to the wiimote, but I hate them when I need to turn the controller sideways and play some virtual console. I have a classic controller, but I actually prefer the sideways wiimote for NES games.
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2009 00:15
brainderailment
Protip: Get a razor blade and cut that mother bitch off.
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