According to Japanese sources, Dead or Alive 3DS is not only going to feature massive, swollen, jiggling mammary milk tumors in 3D, but it will also allow those massive, swollen, jiggling mammary milk tumors to be manipulated with motion control as well. Oh Tecmo, YOU SO BREASTS!
This allegation has been leveled by a Japanese investor who was allegedly "told" the information by a Tecmo Koei rep at E3. Of course, this wouldn't be the first time the company has dabbled with user-dictated boob physics. Ninja Gaiden 2 Sigma allowed for SIXAXIS wobbling, so it's entirely plausible that Dead or Alive would use the 3DS' tilt interface to do something similar.
In fact, I'm going to go out on a limb and say this is definitely what's happening. There are many things in this industry that not even the more hardcore journalist could be sure about, but there is one thing we all know for a fact, be we an analyst or a layman -- Tecmo Koei will do anything if it involves making tits wobble around like Jello on a roller coaster.
Dead Or Alive 3DS Has Motion-Controlled Jiggling, Too? [Siliconera]
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9:20 AM on 06.28.2010 | 
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Motion control on the 3DS generally seems like it wouldn't work well.
And I'd much prefer dem real life titties om nom, thank you.
I just have to convince my girl. "No, we need your breasts. Do it for for science!"
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Jim always loves to throw on every adjective he can when it comes to DOAs tits, I think he's just challenging himself to use more every single story about the games.
Also I'm not exactly shocked, I figured the reason DOA5 wasn't coming out was because without Itagaki they couldn't really do it right, so they're going 100% the sex sells route instead of even really trying to also make it an at least semi decent fighter like DOA2 or DOA3.
LOL... Fap?