A confused mother recently logged into the Xbox.com forums to find out why her son was banned from Xbox Live until the year 9999. Clearly a harsh punishment for any gamer, especially one who has paid for an XBL Gold subscription. As you can tell from the image above, this naive lady got more than she bargained for in an answer.
It's always got to be UNO, hasn't it? I can't think of any less erotic a scenario, yet this camera-enabled game is where all the perverts migrate. There are whole legions of chatrooms on the Internet where you can get your knob out and it's allowed ... I would imagine. I have no idea why UNO is such a Mecca for sex pests.
Anyway, haha.
[Via NeoGAF]
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1:20 PM on 04.19.2010
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Also, pedobear likes.
**I move away from the keyboard to breath in**
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--Sorry, that's all that was going through my mind when I saw this.
AHAHAHAHAHAH XD
Also, "An confused mother", Jim?
I am treasuring that quote forever.
On topic, the worst that's ever happened to me on Uno, was some black dude(oh shit, a pattern XD) wearing all red(hat, shirt, pants, shoes) was talking about how cool he was for being a 'blood' he even took off his shoes to show that they were also colored red.
Really, dude? Needless to say, I trolled the shit outta him 'til he left the game, to which the WhiteFolk(tm) cheered.
Yeah. Those no good black people. Oh wait...*looks at skin*...fuck.
Typo, or difference between British English and American English?
Also, inb4 an hero.
Looks at wildernessofmirrors comment.
Fuck.
...Fuck.
And yet...that mother has a higher gamerscore than I do.
Indeed is that the mother's real account? She has a pretty high gamerscore.
still I lol at this!
HAHAHA!!! Of course!
but i agree with hadesgigas seems more like a father
Too late Sterling :D
I would imagine someone having a good talking to right now though...