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Catwoman's really sucks...
nice boobs!
and can I add...
GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYTALATY!
omfg my dear sweet virgin eyes have just imploded with hot sauce all the way back into my brain after watching probably the shittiest fatalities in history.
This made my epenis frown down :( seriously they shouldn't even call this a Mortal Kombat game...
These are so fucking weak it's like they're not even trying! I didn't plan on picking it up anyway but now I feel bad for anyone who does and expects better...
Needs less gay
Subzero is still a badass, even in a T-Rated pile of crap.
Hold on, hold on;
It's not crap because it's Teen, it's a MORTAL KOMBAT thats rated Teen!
Why not make a Teen Metal Gear or a Teen Gears of War or Teen God of War???
I might be wrong, but damn! Talk about "meh".
And yet again the mortal kombat franchise has decided to dissapoint its loyal fans with not keeping to its roots. Blood and gore, Its what the people want.
More blood and gore!
That's why we play these games...
Dammit!
And they took out Joker's fatality...
Licey.
weak sauce
Wow. I think that they're desperately trying to redefine the word "lame". Of course, we all know that they're wimping out for the sole purpose of avoiding as much controversy as possible.
Cowards.
Those are some weak fatalities.
Rame.
Sad MK fan is Sad : (
I thought they weren't allowing any death? Spine and neck breaking is okay, then? Anyway, it wasn't anything too special, but- OOH BREASTS I LIKE BREASTS.
That was pathetic. Seriously, is it too much to ask for them to include Johnny Cage beating someone to death with their own arms? Now that is a fatality. Not just a neck-snap or bloodless freeze-smash deal. C'mon Midway, give us something to talk about!
so friggin lame.
That was PG as fuck.
u.u Even Boobs can't make me happy u.u
Im still in love with the Green lantern heroic Brutality :3
i thought sub zeros was pretty cool.
*cries*
Dun nuh nuh!
they're shitty fatalies, I wonder why...gee, MAYBE BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING DC UNIVERSE?! IDIOTS
Immortal Kombat
ive seen more violent goomba deaths before... wow.
Subbies was... all right. Catwoman's was just bloody awful. Superman's (Not shown) was the only pretty cool 'Heroic Brutality' I've yet to see.
Still, I will buy this game.
Those look more like Friendships to me.
lame.
Ugh, they look like normal moves to me.. I want the old fatalities back! I don't know why they have to cut down on gore :(
Weaksause
Who are they trying to impress with this?
They are leaving me with little to no reason to buy this game.
Man, this game is going to be gay. I mean, how can a game rated less than Mature be any good? I only play Mortal Kombat games for the Fatalities. I usually have a friend play most of the match, and then, at the end, I hop in and do a Fatality. It's hella fun. I also only play Gears of War for the chainsaw kills and Fallout 3 for the critical headshots. You know, where the head goes KAPLOW! I can find no value from this game, solely based on the fact that the game isn't as gory as it was in the past. In short, I'm an idiot.
SARCASM!
those looked so damned stupid.
If it was Marvel vs. MK, Wolverine would be cutting people, Hulk would crush people, Gambit would charge someone up till the exploded...REAL fatalities.
Agreed these fatalities are kind of lame. But I don't necessarily agree that the game is. Anyone who's actually played it will tell you they were pleasantly surprised. That's not to say it's going to replace your favorite competitive fighter, but you should check your expectations. And those expectation should be "I expect games to be fun."
boobies....
Note to self: to avoid broken neck, do not befriend TrailerParkJesus.
That video was laughably bad. Mortal Kombat has never even been a "good" game. The reason why everybody (myself included) was the retardedly gruesome action. Even the old ones seem tame by today's new standards, but the Teen direction will NOT bode well for the series.
midway is dc's bitch
Man that sucked. Its like they're messing with my childhood. Whats next a 3D Street Fighter game.... Oh :(
That was shitty like OAP's underpants
man, these were pretty lame
How are those fatalities?
Lamezors.
Hey, not bad for a PSOne game...wait a minute..
you're tellin me...
Those bored me.
Didn't they say they were going to give the people with codes against killing brutalities? Catwoman doesn't kill...
boooring...now show me all of kitana's fatalities...if there's not the inflation one consider a fan out off MK
lulz
I did not see a single drop of blood in that entire video. The fuck?
Wow, that was weak as hell. SFIV's ultra combos are waaaaay more brutal than these so-called "fatalities".
There are way too many good fighting games coming out to waste time on this fake-ass MK.
I'm going to play MK2 now; the last MK game that had actual technique AND fatalities.
Yeah, I'm going to pass on this one...
I thought Sub-Zero's was pretty cool. They could have came up with some better shit for Sonya and Catwoman, though.I'm not going to bitch and moan about this game being T-rated though cause I know it's not like they want it to be so much as it most likely has to be with the inclusion of the DC heroes.As cool (and technically right) as it would be to have Superman pull someone's arm off and proceed to pummel them with it, it's just not happening.
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