I hated the first Resident Evil movie. It wasn't just a bad film, it was something that caused me physical and emotional discomfort as I watched it. It was like something Alex DeLarge would be forced to watch, and by the time one of the many "actors" screamed "You're going to have to work for your meal" at a group of badly presented zombies, I stopped watching. "No more Resident Evil," I groaned. "Not in my name."
Sadly, there was more Resident Evil to be had in cinemas, and even though Resident Evil: Extinction Or Whatever They Called The Bollocks was due to be the last film, the series could see an ironic and unfortunate rise from the grave, as Paul W.S. Anderson is considering yet another shameful festival of awful dialog and excuses for moderately attractive women to get their tits out.
"I’m just starting to talk to Sony about it," Anderson tells MTV. "I don’t even know if anything will come of it, but there’s a possibility it might happen."
Apparently, the biggest roadblock for Anderson is coming up with the right story, but let's face it -- that's never stopped him before. Things like this are the reason that I detest Hollywood. Oh sorry, one of the many reasons one could have for hating that screwed-up fairytale world of maniacs and people who are allowed to get away with being utter scumbags because they're apparently famous.
Jim Sterling serves as reviews editor for Destructoid.com, head of the Podtoid podcast, and produces a number of news stories, original features, one-of-a-kind videos. With his passionate argumentative style, controversial opinions, harsh delivery, and dedication to brutal honesty Sterling is a name that you can't help but recognize.
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1:36 PM on 07.01.2008
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1. OMG ZOMBIES
2. OMG BAD CAMERAS
3. JILL SANDWICH!!111
4. ????
5. PROFIT!
And yet, this man, this scum of a man is capable of fucking up the series not just once, but three times? It sucks!
Anyway, enough ranting; I hope they abort this project and throw it in the trash.
1 was ok, 2 was terrible, 3 was good imo.
Now a Lost Planet movie, that I'd like to pay money to see.
2 was totaLOLy funny.
3 wasn't too bad, quite well executed, by the same dude that did Mad Max no less. hence the desert flavour.
LMAO at killing crows with ur mind though.
bring on the SPACE zombie slutz!
making mental note to go rent re3....
My least favorite was 3 because it didn't follow what the second one set up, but it was good in its own right.
I would watch more. I like them, and I do not care that they do not follow the games story exactly, they are different mediums.