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Here is everybody's favorite hardcore senior citizen, Old Grandma Hardcore, trying her hand at Super Paper Mario. Listen to her swear in a manner that would make most other grandmas and sailors cower in horror. If that isn't enough, she manages to get all philosophical on us at the end. 

Although she was less than pleased with her purchase of DreamGear's Charge-n-play, it seems Mario's newest venture lived up to her expectations. It just goes to further prove that anyone can enjoy the Nintendo Wii. Did I mention that I love this woman?

[Via Old Grandma Hardcore]  








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SPJglitches's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2007 14:57
SPJglitches
And all my grandma does is knit mittens...
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2007 15:03
Jordan Devore
Grandma Hardcore will never stop making me laugh.
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2007 15:23
Gameboi
@WiiSucks(Probation)

*shrugs* Maybe, but hardcore video game thrashing grannies, do not.
Anthony Burch's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2007 15:34
Anthony Burch
I WOULD HIT IT
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2007 15:39
Oni
I like OGH. I really, really do. She plays for the enjoyment of playing. She doesn't give a fu[b][/b]ck about graphics or system power or shit like that. She just plays because it's fun.

Basically, she's STFUAJPG personified.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2007 16:15
MechaMonkey
Get her to write for D-toid. This, I command.

Her complete acceptance of bizarre video game endings is wonderfully refreshing, and we can never have too many STFUAJPGers around.
PiKo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2007 16:47
PiKo
I love this old lady.
Rainbowblack's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2007 17:46
Rainbowblack
thats one more Next-Gen system than you have.
JamesSorensen's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2007 18:18
JamesSorensen
more proof Grannie loves God of War 2 and the Wii drives her fuckin nuts.
bbysknnr6's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2007 19:32
bbysknnr6
Nice, now I can use the same console to lure underage and elderly woman back to my place. Thanks Nintendo! o_0
wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2007 20:00
wario67
zomg spoilers

I'm going to stop watching now
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2007 20:25
Aaron Mxy Yost
Awesome. If you completely removed what she was talking about from the context of gaming, they'd probably assume she had dementia and put her into a home.
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2007 20:32
Clockwork
" 'That door's locked.' NO SHIT!"
HAHAHAHA
Churchhills Dog's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2007 22:04
Churchhills Dog
This is exactly what I want to be doing when I'm retired. In my stockings in a comfortable chair with a controller in my lap.

BTW, wtf is wrong with her hands and forearms? she looks like she mainlines crystal meth between rounds.
fin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2007 22:50
fin
^^It just goes to further prove that anyone can enjoy the Nintendo Wii.

She also plays the PS3; there's one vid where she's playing Resistance.
subwayslasher's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2007 01:16
subwayslasher
this lady is so awesome
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2007 10:37
MechaMonkey
@ Mxyzptlk: I lolled in my pants a little at that comment.

@ Churchhills Dog: That's just old people skin. They shed it every few days and get a new coat.
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