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It seems that the bat-a-rang I spotted in the latest No More Heroes 2 video was just the start of the split-second weird moments. For starters, if you pause the video about one second before the bat-a-rang shows up, you can get a semi-clear look at the guy that probably threw it. It's a little bald man in a green suit  riding in a floating car-type thing with a huge chainsaw sticking out of the front! Who knew?

Some leading experts (meaning people on Gamefaqs and NeoGaf) theorize that this is the new CEO of Pizza Butt, the corporation that bought and remade all of Santa Destroy while Travis was out of town. Their guesses stem from the "p.b." logo on his door. Personally, I'm just as inclined to think that it stands for "pork and beans", but who knows?

That's not all. There is also the revelation that the robot-armed girl at the beginning of the trailer may actually be some sort of cross-dressing, turnip headed boy-monster, a moment where Travis is trapped by a different robot-armed thing, and the sight of a decapitated head for no more than a tenth of a second. It actually looks like Henry's head, which of course makes no sense because Henry is standing right there as it flies in front of him.

I've got my theories, but I want to hear yours. What the hell do you think is going on here?

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Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2009 20:13
Chris Carter
Holmes, I demand you do some journalism in response to my question here!
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2009 20:19
Jonathan Holmes
How about this? If make a comment about the content of this post, I will journalism up an answer for you ASAP.

I'd contact Nintendo right now, but it's Sunday night and I doubt they're home at the moment.
Overcrowd's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2009 20:23
Overcrowd
Oh my jesus. I am so pumped for this. Roll on January...
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2009 20:35
Jonathan Holmes
*you

If you make a comment.

:(

Typos make me feel so dark inside, feel like I want to cry.
Jonathan Melancon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/25/2009 21:23
Jonathan Melancon
mmm Pizza but
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 00:35
Chris Carter
I absolutely can't wait for this game! It looks like it's going to fix some of the few problems the first game had, and place more of an emphasis on the fun parts: the combat.
hjd uk's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 05:32
hjd uk
The portrait of the little green guy shows a massive head-tattoo of a pizza, so yeah i assume hes the head of Pizza-Butt.

And as long as this is as stylish and batshit-insane as the 1st game then its a preorder :).
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 05:52
Jonathan Holmes
You think that's a pizza, hjd uk? Looks much more like a spider web to me. You know, bats and spiders? Scary stuff?

That's my guess anyway.

And you win, Magnalon! One steaming pile of journalism, coming right up.
hjd uk's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 06:06
hjd uk
Hmm well they look like pizza slices to me, anyhoo... any info on whether this game will make use of motion-plus? Might be a bit hard to do for roaming combat without a wireless nunchuck, but would be sweet for a mingame.
jonphillips287s's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2010 14:56
jonphillips287s
Can you get this on PS3?
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