Under the rule of bow-tie packing Howard Philips, the Nintendo Corporation did some pretty flagrant product crossovers in the 90's. If the cereal wasn't enough, there was also Kraft Mac and Cheese Mario Brothers pasta, which tasted just like Kraft Mac and Cheese but felt extra fun because the television said so. It's not even a proper Italian dish, this is blasphemous paisano! I'll be honest, I harrassed my parents into buying Elio's Ninja Turtles pizza because I wanted to live in the sewer with rats and eat pizza just like them. How this product makes any sense to anyone, I have no idea. But I'm sure they ate it up all the way to the bank... oh no wait, nobody bought this crap. [ thx Cody! ]
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