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Oh, Ego... you always know just the right lines to cross!

Remember that scene with your dying uncle from the beginning of A Link to the Past? Why is that not the biggest unsolved mystery in all of gaming? Later games clearly establish the relationships between Link and Zelda, but don't you ever miss that feeling of uncertainty? The ambiguity of limited conveyance?

I guess it doesn't matter. It's all gonna be Rule 34'd regardless.

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PiggyGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2012 23:53
PiggyGamer
WHAT IS ZELDA should become a new image meme (actually it shouldn't).
Y'know, with Link ripping his face off in frustration.

Like WHAT IS BOOKS when you're supposed to write an essay but are procrastinating on gaming websites instead.

Or WHAT IS LOVE when you're alone on Valentine's Day.
Camel Toad's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2012 01:09
Camel Toad
WHAT IS FUNNY?
Paroxysm's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2012 01:16
Paroxysm
Awesome
Iris Repliforce's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2012 01:40
Iris Repliforce
I like how he shoves the fairy into his mouth. And then he says no I won't stop.
arkane9's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2012 03:15
arkane9
Are we ever told exactly what Zelda is? I forgot.
Your sister? Your destiny? Your love? Your secret childhood friend who you never got to see again after that wonderful summer of 69?
Kanten's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2012 04:41
Kanten
Everyone knows twincest is the true wincest.
El Dango's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2012 05:16
El Dango
I bet there's no relation, Link just got massively trolled.
jingajin's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2012 05:49
jingajin
arkane9: The Japanese release outright says "Zelda is your destiny". It only got ambiguous in the English translation.
free touch's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2012 07:30
free touch
LOL LOOKS LIKE 33 PEOPLE DONT KNOW WHAT ZELDA IS THUMBS UP IF U FINK ZELDA IS HAWT!!!!XDDDDD
HASH's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2012 08:10
HASH
"Zelda is..."
your real name.
TheChosen's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2012 08:23
TheChosen
Further reading:

http://gannon-banned.com/#sibling
arkane9's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2012 09:22
arkane9
@jingajin
Now that's much better.
Link's uncle should have just said something like "It is your destiny to save her." Stupid localizers adding things that aren't supposed to be there.
phr33kachu's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2012 10:03
phr33kachu
Meh.
Noir Trilby's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2012 12:09
Noir Trilby
I bet you if it was incest they'd kiss and two games later when Zelda shacks up with a sarcastic mercenary she'd say "somehow, I knew all along." ;D
Captain of the Zanarkand Abes's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2012 13:23
Captain of the Zanarkand Abes
I died laughing when he shoved the fairy in his mouth.
Winterheart's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2012 02:48
Winterheart
Not Sam and Dean Winchester incest? I am disappoint.
BumGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2012 10:16
BumGamer
No, it can't be. Where will he put his throbbing wiener at the end of a long, hard, sweaty quest?
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