First up, we have the video seen above. It features King Dedede, Meta Knight, a little shmup-style gameplay, and some giant bosses, all in yarn form. Anyone Kirby fan who's been worried that this new string-focused game wont have enough old-school Kirby feel can rest easy. That Meta Knight battle is pure Kirby action, and I'm loving it.
Secondly, we have another gallery of virtual Kirby epic patches for you to enjoy. Like the patches we showed you last month, these works of depravity are all hideously disgusting, so vile and revolting in their visage that I can barely stand too look at them. It's almost as though they were vomited from the depths of Hell itself. Stare at them for too long, and Meta Knight might pop up behind you and threaten to tear your soul apart.
Kirby's Epic Yarn: it's like Hellraiser, except with string and buttons where the metal chains and hooks normally go.
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