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The guys at Theiconfactory "discovered" some more helpful tips from the Japanese Wii instruction manual. I'm really thankful that all of this was put out on the Internet, because if I ever came up against a group of ninjas, God knows I'd try to kick the crap out of them with my nunchuck and wiimote. The only way to win, of course, is to have Bleach Wii in the machine, drop the wiimote, and shout "bankai!". Check out the rest of their work in the gallery.

[Thanks Aetsen for the find!]


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Chris Taran's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2006 10:38
Chris Taran
That Wii manual is a comedy gold mine. These are all genius.
Mabec's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2006 10:41
Mabec


Wouldnt suprise me at all if the US-book had the same images.

Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2006 10:43
Snaileb
Cant stick it in your pants, cant let it drive, cant bash it with your mace, cant swallow it, cant even toast bread? Im so passing up this console.
Mabec's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2006 10:46
Mabec
Haha, that makes it impossible for SmashmyWiiDotPathetic to do whatever they used to do.

eggroll's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2006 14:03
eggroll
what's going on with the one in the left column, second row...?
Twiggy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2006 14:23
Twiggy
The Wii is not a chicken. Do not attempt to eat its legs.
PressStart's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2006 15:23
PressStart
I'm pretty sure it's a Gremlins reference.
Aetsen's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2006 17:52
Aetsen
Wii! I made the front page!
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2006 19:29
Im OK
Yeah, looks like a Gremlins reference to me, too.



Don't ever get him wet. Keep him away from bright light. And the most important thing, the one thing you must never forget: no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs . . . never, never feed him after midnight.
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2006 19:41
Im OK
[img]http://www.destructoid.com/elephant//ul/1301-noscale-314971338_95ce13841e_o%20copy.jpg[/url]

Wii...? Wii?! WIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2006 19:43
Im OK
Crap. Oh well. Just assume the Ninja photo with the little Metal Gear-ish exclamation point is in that last post.

Bah.
snotrocket's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2006 13:04
snotrocket
I can't get enough of these dam things! Been on google all day at work finding more :)
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