And the hits just keep on coming! I passed on a story yesterday about the dismal PS3 launch in South Africa where the retail staff apparently outnumbered the consumers in line for a console. It was tragic: The PS3's arrived late so the people milled around by playing Xbox 360 kiosks. As a charismatic host might say: "Don't even get me staaahted on The French."

Today, it seems that another international launch went awry when the PS3 demonstration in Finland turned into a spontaneous Cell-powered porn theater. Sources at MaxConsole cornered a wild monkey at the event that delivered this statement:

I just found out about the finnish ps3 launch last night and I heared that there was pornographic show awailable at the launch site. To my knowledge there was a behind the scenes show at the place and 18+ aged people could take a peek inside this madness? Anyways it was well covered on Finnish magazine called iltalehti: The news is titled Sexshow that shocked the gaming business.

Given the previous story we just posted, I guess it is all about the movies!  Can you think of any PS3 games that would even make good porn movie titles? Break out the Photoshop if you're bored with me on a Sunday. PornoStorm?

Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)

JamesSorensen

sounds like something normal finnish people would want due to their culture???

who knows..

JamesSorensen

oh ya and your sources are maxconsole?????


come on,,,,, there are blogs which are 99.9% here-say anyway,, but a piracy/blog for sources????


you are better than that D-Toid

urbanyeti

"Call of Booty 3"? "Armored Whore 4"? "Final Fantasy XXX?"

I wonder why all the easy "game-to-porn" titles are sequels...

Niero Gonzalez

I saw it on Max via Digg so I wanted to credit them, but the actual source is that Finnish news site. A machine translation of it seems legit

Buster

ha ha... nice photoshop niero

Jordan Devore

1080P...enis lol

Crunshii

sixaxis niero... sixaxis...

Sony hasnt said it but, the PS3 is the most powerful porn sensability machine,

6669

lol, that pic is hilarious!

John Martone

Bukake: days of the blade

ZeroTolo

@John Martone

I think Bukkake: Days of the Glaze would be better...

Mabec

Internet at its best!

SuperDave

Here ya go:



:)

BahamutZero

of course you will be using the sexxasses cuntroller for the following titles

motorporn
Resistance: the balls of man
Devil May cry 4 (Insane
Armored Cunt 4
Slavestorm: the hundred year pron
brothers in each other's arms: chocolate on chocolate highway
Collin Mcrae: DiRT (no changes needed)
Dark Sector: penetration
Butt Jam: Icon
Final Fantasy XXX
Genji: Days of the Geisha
FillZone 2: DP
Metal gear solid 4: Guns of the (New England) Patriots

my short list

BahamutZero

also:

Resistance: A swallowing man
Solid Metal Gears 4: guns of the dominatrix
Ninja Gay-den 4: Smegma
cocks

Creamsnake

Damn, I don't know if I can step to urbanyeti...

My friend has a couple: Tekken 5: Dark Erection and Need for Seed Carbon

Here are mine: Super Rub-a-Chub, Bonan, Virtua Penis 3, Muff Jam: Icon, Midge(t) Raper 7, Q.U.E.E.R, Silent Spill 5...

Detry

Great pic Neiro.

A++ would lmao again.

Creamsnake

LOL, Bahamat_Zero...
"Metal gear solid 4: Guns of the (New England) Patriots"

That's the best one by far.

Niero Gonzalez

I missed a golden opportunity to silhouette a cock where the tower was in the A. Mistake corrected!

SuperDave

Lol all these comments and I'm the only one that complied with the "break out the Photoshop" bit.

Creamsnake

Man, I wish I had photoshop...

BahamutZero

creams - GIMP is free

http://www.gimp.org/windows/

Miike

AnalStorm
Elder Scrotums: O-Face
Army of Two Gay Men
Calling all Teens!
Bukkake Musou

and who could forget...
LittleBigPenis

Aaron Mxy Yost

Niero, that pic wins so hard... LONG and HARD.

zaqu

mxyzptlk summed it up

sh13ld

I'm from Finland so here's a quick summary of the article:

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- There was a separate room where the sex show was performed.

- A man and a female (both professionals) performed nude and used accessories such as dildos. The program also included bondage and sexual fantasies.

- There were a total of three 20 minute shows.

- According to one of the organizers, Nordisk Film's chief of marketing Kari Nurmi: "The idea was to let people peep the couple's activities. It was sort of a summary of the fantasyworld."

- He continued: "This fits well with Playstation's brand. The slogan is 'This is living'. It summarizes well the brand's philosophy. We want to offer people the chance to experience different things."

- There have been female and male strippers in previous Playstation -parties.

Creamsnake

Thanks a lot, B_Z! This will be awesome once I get the hang of it.

10BobMarleys

Dead Rising?

10BobMarleys

Ridged for her pleasure Racer

Saints Blow

wardrox

tnx sh13ld, babel fish wasn't really helping me much :-)