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More haterade: Finland PS3 porn launch?


11:52 AM on 03.25.2007
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And the hits just keep on coming! I passed on a story yesterday about the dismal PS3 launch in South Africa where the retail staff apparently outnumbered the consumers in line for a console. It was tragic: The PS3's arrived late so the people milled around by playing Xbox 360 kiosks. As a charismatic host might say: "Don't even get me staaahted on The French."

Today, it seems that another international launch went awry when the PS3 demonstration in Finland turned into a spontaneous Cell-powered porn theater. Sources at MaxConsole cornered a wild monkey at the event that delivered this statement:

I just found out about the finnish ps3 launch last night and I heared that there was pornographic show awailable at the launch site. To my knowledge there was a behind the scenes show at the place and 18+ aged people could take a peek inside this madness? Anyways it was well covered on Finnish magazine called iltalehti: The news is titled Sexshow that shocked the gaming business.

Given the previous story we just posted, I guess it is all about the movies!  Can you think of any PS3 games that would even make good porn movie titles? Break out the Photoshop if you're bored with me on a Sunday. PornoStorm?






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