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More Cho Aniki! (Why do I keep getting the stories with half-naked dudes?)

10:22 PM on 06.04.2007 // Earnest Cavalli

Earlier today, Kotaku trained their crack team of Japanese-to-English translator monkeys on the twin spires of Dengeki and Famitsu in order to bring word that there is a new Cho Aniki title in the works!

The details are extremely scant, but based on previous iterations, one can guarantee a few innate themes in the upcoming title:

Theme 1: Dudes. Lots of em. And they've all got eyes for you sweetheart.

Theme 2: An appearance on every list of humorous video game situations forevermore. Much to the delight of IGN.

Theme 3: SOMETHING is going to shoot sperm at you. You won't know when, you won't know where, but it will TOTALLY happen. 

With that in mind, I really shouldn't be as psyched for this thing as I am. If you'll excuse me, I have to go bang half of the Eastern Seaboard to reassert my love for the female cooter.

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