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More Castlevania Rebirth screens = more sexy fun for you


11:00 PM on 10.24.2009
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So, this is what I do with my life now. I find screenshots of videogames and sexy people, put them together, then post them on the internet.

Why do I do this? Well, the technical reasons are still there (I didn't want to these screens to auto-stretch too much, so they all needed borders of some kind) but I think it may be a bit deeper than that. Perhaps it has something to do with a deep subconscious desire to be accepted, or less-than-subtle interest in making people horny. Regardless, this stuff seemed to go over well last time, so I guess I'll go at it again.

As you gaze upon these "enhanced" screenshots, please keep in mind the sacrifice that I am making for you. Thanks to posts like these, I will never be able to run for any elected office in the United States. All it takes now is a quick Google search for "Jonathan Holmes" and "sex" to reveal to the voting public excatly how I spent my early 30's; spreading the gospel about boobs, butts, and videogames.

You're welcome.

[via Nintendo.co.jp]

More Castlevania Rebirth screens = more sexy fun for you photo
More Castlevania Rebirth screens = more sexy fun for you photo
More Castlevania Rebirth screens = more sexy fun for you photo
More Castlevania Rebirth screens = more sexy fun for you photo





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