Guess CHCH TV loves me, because in less than a week since my last appearance they invited me back to appear on another show called Straight Talk with Connie Smith. Straight Talk covers the hot topics in the news and in this show, Connie was diving into the wonderful of the Wii.
Covering the panel of experts this time around was President of Silicon Knights, Dennis Dyack, Endocrinologist, Dr. Mira Luther and myself as the professional videogame blogger. I was there to demonstrate the Wii and show Connie how to play it. I was the official booth babe, I guess.
Hit the jump for the videos.
Everyone pardon my rambling, but it's hard not to sound like a weirdo when you're trying to explain to a room of professionals that your boss is a robot. Heck, I don't even think Dennis Dyack even knew what Destructoid was. I know someone who's getting a bad review in the future ...
I apologize for all the videos but the segment is 30 minutes, and we had to break them up into 5 parts. Note that in part four, there's a promotional video for Silicon Knights and Too Human that I believe no one has seen on the Internet yet.
Part One - Introduction
Part 2 - Rambling about robots and blogging
Part 3 - The next generation of videogames with rabbids. DAHHHHHH!
Part 4 - Sneak Peek at Too Human
Part 5 - Teaching Connie how to play the Wii
Contest:
7:54 PM on 02.04.2008
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Go Robots!
Was that a Wii commercial? ;)
OT, I had nothing but admiration for the guy up to and including Eternal Darkness. He's lost me since.
Seriously though, that was awesome. Really enjoyed it.
No wonder Too Human is having problems. They're probably trying to output the video to the sound engine. :P
All nerding out aside. Great job CFW!
Great job, Faith! :)
FAIL
Here's some straight talk: Fuck off cunt.
Wow. Looks like we've found someone LESS relevant than CHCH. Good job, a winrar is you. Enjoy that receding hairline, chum.
Lol. I'm a musician and my hair is pulled back in a ponytail, not receding. Your mom enjoys it though.
OOH! BURN! Yea, ur MOM!
Get fucked.
1. Being a musician has nothing to do with how you wear your hair. Being a POSER has everything to do with how you wear your hair.
2. Your hairline is receding. Here's how we know: If your ponytail was tight enough to pull your hairline back that far, your cock would be on your chin. Since it's usually Mexican tranny cock that's usually on your chin and not your own, we can easily see that you've got a fivehead. Go clean your brush and maybe you'll have enough to fill it in.
3. My mom has AIDS. She either got it from you or gave it to you, depending on when things happened. Either way, here's your future: Post a few more boring comments on Destructoid, drink some broth, say goodbye to your loved ones, die from AIDS, everyone watches some TV.
I get fucked regularly, which reminds me: Every woman you ever loved says hello.
You lose. At everything. Goodnight, sweet prince.
That's sad dude.
Enjoy the rest of your time here and continue to bring sunshine to your fellow man. We should start a ur mom AIDS group and the first meeting should be about the need for you to stop fucking your mom.
@Faith I apologize, I let this asshat suck me into idiotic flamewar territory which I obviously started because he's such an asshat. I'll stop.
Trying to sound "cool" and "inside" by addressing your creepy ass-kissing to "Faith" personally is lame, but I think your attempt to pussy out of a flamewar that you started is pretty much the clincher. You'd have to be dead to be more useless than you are now.
Go play your jazz flute while you comb the jizz out of your beard. And don't start flamewars that you can't finish.
Detry: 0
@Sharpless
That's it, boys... Keep piling on the fail. With pathetic flames like "you're a complete douchebag" and "are you from the third grade", you couldn't curl the hair on a hamster's dick.
The fact is, I'm as entitled to have an opinion on the story as any other person in here. Moreover, I spoke to an aspect of the story that nobody else had raised, pointing out something that people outside the area might not know. Had our friend Detry not decided to reply with the doctorate-level invective of "Fuck off, cunt", there would have been nothing more said. One thing's for sure, he certainly doesn't need your help or defense.
The comment function wasn't put here to start shit with other commenters, and it wasn't put here to kiss ass and say "great job!" to every story. It was put here to allow people to have their say and, when people don't show the proper respect for others' right to comment, they deserve exactly the kind of response that I dished out.
TL;DR STFU and GTFO. Comment section shit-starters and ass-kissers are the cancer of the internet, and DEFINE third grade douchebaggery. Responding to perfectly valid comments with ad hominem bullshit is lame. Don't do it.
"I'm entitled to my opinion, wah wah wah!" Yes, you are. You're not, however, entitled to state those opinions in a rude, prickish manner. Play nice, or else we sure as hell won't. Deal with it. And don't try and turn it on us, like you're an innocent angel who did nothing. If you're going to barge on here and be a dick, at least owe up to it. Your type is the cancer of the world, not us.