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Every month, the Destructoid Monthly Musing topic gives community members the ability to have their work posted on the Dtoid front page.

Whether we're talking about videogames or life in general, everyone is good at something. I can read you a hundred-page list of the games I suck at, but I can take some small amount of pride in the fact that I can speedrun Braid like nobody's business, and reliably complete Far Cry 2 permadeath runthroughs.

I deeply envy the sorts of people who can pull off insane combos in fighting games or completely master the mechanics of any given RTS game. Yet even though I will never be able to beat Red Alert 3 on anything but the easiest difficulty, or reliably pull off a half-decent air combo in Tatsunoko vs. Capcom, I've still got my own little skills.

But, more importantly, we want to know about yours. What sorts of games do you positively excel at? Which genres do you understand so completely that you can showcase a level of skill that leaves others confused and mildly jealous? How did you come to possess such, as the kids say, mad skillz?

Hit the jump for a further explanation of the theme.

The long and the short of this month's theme is that I can't help but watch a video like this and demand to know how the fuck anyone is capable of doing that. To the dude playing Frank in that video, it's probably child's play; he can do that with the same degree of urgency I reserve for picking my nose. And that blows my mind.

In many ways, this theme might be a failure. It's entirely possible that the skills which allow that guy to know the exact moment to summon a zombie-cart simply cannot be conveyed through text. Maybe they're purely internal. Instinctual. But then, maybe they can be explained.

You are great at something. What is it? If you're spectacular at Counter-Strike, how did you become spectacular? What does being spectacular require of you, and how does being spectacular change the way you look at the game? Is being spectacular a gift, or a burden?

Make a cblog, title it "My Expertise: blah blah blah," and make sure to pick the "monthly theme" category. If your article is particularly well-written or sparks interesting discussion, we'll frontpage it.








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Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 13:12
Kraid
WHERE U AT??! WHERE U AT?!!

I will need to ponder on this for a while.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 13:13
Daxelman
GET CHO ASS WHOOPED.
Anonymouse's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 13:26
Anonymouse
YES! I might actually do a MM this month.
mollygos's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 13:28
mollygos
I'll have to think about it too. Off the top of my head, I'm not really good at anything useful in video games.
ProperlyParanoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 13:35
ProperlyParanoid
Might do one about Action Adventure games.
Nogarda's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 13:37
Nogarda
Hitman games... I can do professional, SA runs in under 5 minutes on some levels, and even done FAQ's for the games. This obviously translates into games such as Assassin's Creed.
witthaus's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 13:42
witthaus
I think something about puzzlers will be written by myself very soon.
Armis's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 13:53
Armis
anyone who can perfect a Dragonforce song on Stepmania is a god. Youtube it.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 14:02
Excel-2011
I have the Tetris article covered.
vApathyv's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 14:02
vApathyv
provided someone doesn't beat me to it, I might have to churn one out concerning rhythm games.
Josef Hargreaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 14:02
Josef Hargreaves
I'm one of those people who, if you're not really good at something, will totally rape you after a few goes. That's about where I've been at every game since I started. I play it for about a month at most, then I'll never get any better than that. It sucks to be me in multiplayer games. xD
SWE3tMadness's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 14:23
SWE3tMadness
Dammit, another excuse for me to talk about how much I kick ass at Guitar Hero/Rock Band. Except that I have next to no free time available to write this month. D8
RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 14:24
RenegadePanda
Inevitable Modern Warfare 2 blogs.

They are coming.
True Axiom's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 14:24
True Axiom
So you mean I should write about how I can get beaten, after 15 years of playing RTS games, by a complete novice at Starcraft and then am awesome at almost every other type of game?

No. Because that would be boring. But we'll think of something!
angry midgits's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 14:44
angry midgits
I was ranked in the hundreds for a time at Hexic on Xbox live. My friend was ranked number one on there for Smash TV for the longest time and Magic for the first few weeks it was out on there. So yeah not amazing at any game really. I think the only reason I manage to beat any game is that I have an unnatural amount of patience.
Caffeine Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 14:59
Caffeine Knight
I'm not good at anything :( Just average at everything.


I gotta think about this.
Xelviar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 15:06
Xelviar
Hmm, PGs are my forte, so I might actually do one about that
Xelviar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 15:07
Xelviar
*knows it's a double post*

I meant Role Playing games, or adventures with RP mechanics
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 15:20
Batthink
@ Angry Midgits;

GO-GO-GADGET E-PEEN! :OD

I'm ranked in the top 250 'Timed Mode' Hexic HD players. So ha. :O)

And maybe I can be bothered to do a monthly-musing as a result.
Guncannon's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 15:37
Guncannon
Already started writing my Star Fox 64 one...it's going to be long...500 words already, and that's only from writing on the negative aspects of my expertise.
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 15:43
Cataract
Just finished a rough draft, proofreading and editing next!
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 16:12
Holyetheline
Oh my god... I can write an RE4:Wii blog about this....
Bigby's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 16:24
Bigby
I think its time I threw in my two cents on these musings. I never tried before but this one seems like it would be worth it.
Crabman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 16:25
Crabman
I am good at buying stupid amounts of games. I might comment on that.
mikeyed's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 16:39
mikeyed
Followed by the More Information than Necessary month?
mikeyed's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 16:40
mikeyed
err, "than you required"
Janxer's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 18:05
Janxer
Generally, I excel at platformers, real time strategy and first person shooters.
Specifically, I am better than you - yes YOU - at Super Smash Bros. Melee.
Rammstein's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 18:34
Rammstein
This made me sad, realize, that I'm not exactly excelling at any one thing, just decent at all of them. Jack of All Trades, Master of None. sadface.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 21:05
Xzyliac
I'll probably steal vApathyv's (What can I say? We're identical like that) or expand on it with this idea what which I have.

Or I can write the blog, leave it sitting in WordPad for forever and never actually get around to making it live like the last 3 months. :/
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 22:13
falinter
SSB for the N64.

I felt the strong sense of accomplishment fighting 3 Lvl9 computer controlled Pikachus.
Crabman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 22:21
Crabman
I wrote one! Not exactly about was I'm good at though, as it's more "I'm good at this one thing no one does" xD
nekobun's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 23:23
nekobun
I'm trying so hard to think of a way to work "I love giving head and I'm great at it," into this but nothing's coming to mind.

Also, that video doesn't look that hard to pull off.
SAMA1984's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2010 01:25
SAMA1984
Thanks for the inspiration. I'll be sure to explore this topic.
TheJesusNinja26's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2010 01:41
TheJesusNinja26
This is going to be a talent show
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2010 03:03
KingSigy
The only thing I can think of is my ability to grind out worthless games for achievements, or maybe the uncanny ability I have to hate everything I touch. We'll see what I come up with.
Dreamweaver's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2010 14:37
Dreamweaver
well, my only good quality i got in gaming is my luck.
Wraggles's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2010 21:19
Wraggles
Eh, in RTS I am the ultimate turtle, can play Terran and hold off Zerg rushes from 3 other players simultaneously. I rarely WIN matches, but hey, I can defend like no one's business.

Other thing I do well is flag carry in CTF matches of well anything, maybe it's cos I'm good at running away, and love things like smoke nades, claymores etc.
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2010 05:27
Sexualchocolate
I can play Monster Hunter with my eyes closed. Well not with my eye's closed, but I can solo shit that's not meant to be fought by less than 4 people.

I know each and every Monster inside out and can fight most stuff without getting hit once unless i get sloppy, and even then I know why i got hit and it's always something I knew at the time I shouldn't have done - aka getting greedy.
NoMore's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2010 11:59
NoMore
i can complete killer8 mode in killer7 in a day and i think disgaea 3 is one of the easiest games in the series while my friends disagree
Aslani's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2010 15:35
Aslani
I think I'm more of a jack of all trades... there isn't ONE game I can say I excell at, but I think I can do fairly well with any kind of game in my hands. Except fighters.

It's nothing worth a blog post over though.
Retrofraction's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 18:28
Retrofraction
defenatly march now.
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