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Monthly contest winner: WTF is this sh*t, Pendelton21? photo

The Destructoid Bordello received an ominous box this week from Ohio Dtoider Pendelton21, whose package luckily did not contain glitter-coated elephant feces. Instead, we were treated to the following items of win:

  • A book from the 50's: "What, Where, When, and How to Drink" which contains a collection of essays by various gentlemen on when it is fine and socially  appropriate to hit the sauce in the precense of others.  There's one guy in there named Toots Shor.  I ever get a parakeet he shall be named this.
  • A decorative mushroom tile from his grandmother's house that may indeed double as a coaster, life partner, or wobbly ninja projectile for self defense.
  • A copy of Warpspeed for the Genesis in excellent condition. Eva from Tomopop actually knew what this game was and was super excited to see it in original packaging. (She's reluctantly modeling the prize in the gallery below.)
  • A Dr. Wily figurine found at the bottom of a "free" box from a garage sale.
  • A perler Super Mario Brothers 2 potion and a Mr. Destructoid head!

Winner!  Thanks so much, this really made our day.  Your video game of choice and Dtoid swag package will be on the way shortly. (Email me dood)

You can be next! WTF is this shit?

Destructoid's having a year-long contest where you, our dear reader, sends us random crap to decorate our office with -- the cheaper and more retarded the better (hit those thrift shops!).  If we choose yours we'll buy you any retail game of your choice.  Check out the rules for more info.  Thanks for reading us and good luck!

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Pyroph's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2009 08:21
Pyroph
Grats pendleton!

Also, thanks for the motivation to do perler. ;) I know Jim sure loves his Sonic head.
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2009 08:23
Guagloves
Congrats pendelton! Sending things for this contest soon.
Senisan's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2009 08:30
Senisan
Nice! that's some pretty interesting stuff Pendelton. Also, the offices look pretty slick. Any idea when we gonna get a "MTV Cribs" style tour?
zombiekiller13's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2009 08:31
zombiekiller13
I'm beginning to gather stuff. Whether I send them or not is up in the air.

Congrats Pendleton!
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2009 08:37
HarassmentPanda
Nice! I've always wanted to know Pendelton21's real name and address! I hope no one sends him their collection of love knives!
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2009 08:37
ZombiePlatypus
Somebody's going to send you Gwyneth Paltrow's head, I can feel it...
Evil Cheese's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2009 08:37
Evil Cheese
It's the return of the bukkake/milk poster!!!!11!!1! Congrats Pendelton!

Also, cats.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2009 08:37
Niero
Haha, the cribs tour is coming. The place still looks like shit. Those photographs were strategically pointing away from the windows we had to cover with posters because we can't see our monitors from the glare. :)
Trowble's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2009 08:43
Trowble
Please tell me I can mail in my cats!

Oh, and congrats Pendelton...
Faith's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2009 09:40
Faith
yay, Perler bead crafts. My craft influence is spreading. *evil laugh*
twincannon's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2009 09:51
twincannon
Is that figure on your table a character from that awesome Drums flash movie for that old rockstar competition?! That is win as hell.

this one: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/drum
Rational Animal's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2009 09:57
Rational Animal
Dude, is that a bukkake image on the back wall in that final pic?

Also, your offices look pretty sweet.
ThePopeCat's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2009 10:05
ThePopeCat
twincannon

The figure is made by Tokyo Plastic. www.tokyoplastic.com Go there now it's one of the coolest websites I've ever seen.
Tron's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2009 10:25
Tron
@Rational Animal

I was wondering the same thing. Niero loves him some bukkake
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2009 10:31
pendelton21
WHEEEE!!! I'm a little beside myself right now. Thanks for picking my shit! I can rest easy knowing someone knows what the fuck Warpspeed is, and is excited about it.

LOST ODYSSEY, PLZ!1!1!!!
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2009 11:11
Naim Master
LOL , bukkake ...On a diferent matter , is it just me who see a striking resemblance between the destructoid offices and the laboratory from Assasins Creed ?
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2009 11:52
Topher Cantler
"or wobbly ninja projectile for self defense."

HAHAHA I love you.
Dimly's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2009 12:02
Dimly
I used to have that very same Dr. Wily figurine. Now I don't have it...

Please?
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2009 12:50
Holyetheline
Niero,

That last picture, with the cat, i love it so much. It's such an artistic picture. The cat makes it amazing.

I'm not even a cat person really... I just really appreciate a good photograph.
Putthebottledown's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2009 13:27
Putthebottledown
....It's just a picture of a cat man.. calm down
Purringturtle's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2009 13:28
Purringturtle
And I just appreciate a good cat. I think Mr. Destructoid needs some sidekick photos.. You could be like CLAW from Inspector Gadget, or Dr. Evil.. Also, that was some sweet stuff. Any chance we get to see the runners up in a month, just for comedy's sake.
The Prodigal Son's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2009 13:35
The Prodigal Son
It almost looks like the cat may have been responsible for the Bukkake. It's got its mean mug on.
laska's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2009 13:51
laska
how cat survived in this box? xD
btw nice crap ;D
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2009 14:05
Niero
That cat is Destructoid's lazy intern. He's kind of an asshole but is very friendly. He plays well with dogs 10x his size. It's fun to watch. We also have a little bulldog that visits the office and Tom's sister has a great dane. You will meet them if you come to our pool party in March :)
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2009 14:50
pendelton21
btw, check out the wierd drink mixes in that book. Who here likes their whiskey topped with eggs?
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2009 15:04
Sam Spectre
I'm looking forward to Cribtoid.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2009 15:17
007
Dayuuum. Nice job winning this month, pendeltits. I need to get my shit out so I can send it to your rape mansion.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2009 17:53
fetusmilk
nice congrats. i need to get my "shit" together and send it in.
thisissami's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2009 18:43
thisissami
@Rational Animal

that definitely looks like a semen covered face. confirmation niero?
superflossy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/19/2009 21:48
superflossy
okay, bear with me here, i'm such a friggin fashion geek: is that a punk toki doki bag behind Eva in that photo of her holding Warpspeed??? i have that bag too! squeee!
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 08:32
Niero
It's just milk you crazy kids :)

Tokidoki confirmed. Colette's selling one on ebay right now actually, go stalk her!
Touch's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 11:41
Touch
Um.....am I right in saying that this "monthly" contest was only open for 10 days????

Ah well, I could never have produced a haul as impressive as pendleton's, so I guess it's a moot point....
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 18:22
Niero
We do giveaways on the 16th, so the first one was cut off mid month and we were feeling generous :) Next one will be judged on March 16. Good luck!
Tehmtnlion's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 11:33
Tehmtnlion
Lol Pendelton has set the bar, I must now tear it down and and my way with it...


lolwut?
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 19:33
pendelton21
Just got my game and swag in the mail this morning.

GOD DAMMIT I LOVE THIS WEBSITE!!!
ikiryou's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2009 06:15
ikiryou
"GOD DAMMIT I LOVE THIS WEBSITE!!!"

Damn, he even came up with D'toid's potential billboard slogan *_*
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