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Monster Hunter pillow: buy 1, get 1000 nightmares free photo

Uh ... yeah, I don't know about that. Look, I like Monster Hunter and everything, and I'm all for merchandising the hell out of it. Some of that stuff is pretty dope. This pillow based on the game's Furu Furu monster, however ...

Well, you might be able to sleep on that. I have enough trouble finding my way to snoozeland as it is. The last thing I need is to have this death snausage lurking in the dark somewhere. What's with that collar thing around its head? I'm guessing that's its head. There are feet and wings too, which doesn't make for a lot of appendages, but it's more than you'll have left when you wake up next to this dude.

The pillow is 105cm long and 28cm in diameter, and the aforementioned collar is easily removed for washing. Capcom says it's there because that's the spot that's most likely to get dirty. (???) Its mouth also functions as "a pocket" for storing your PSP, sleepytime provisions, or whatever body parts it happens to bite off in the night. There's also an equally nightmarish white version available, and both will retail for ¥9,240 starting in January.

[Via Andriasang]

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BadStar's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2009 22:06
BadStar
Horny Japanese men will stick their cocks in anything.
Neo Rena's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2009 22:10
Neo Rena
My thoughts exactly
JohZho's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2009 22:10
JohZho
I want one just because its really bizarre looking + its from monster hunter.
Jon B's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2009 22:10
Jon B
Glad to see that BadStar had exactly the same thought as me.

Needless to say it does look quite comfy in a non-erotic way and would be great for putting my iPod in. My Persona3 headphones kinda hurt when I sleep though.
yatzze's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2009 22:18
yatzze
What part do I t-bag?
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2009 22:18
MrSadistic
I would normally put my penis into anything... and this is no exception.
Starrynight's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2009 22:52
Starrynight
Ew, its freakish looking.
bluki's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2009 22:52
bluki
wow, Khezu pillow? of all creatures in MH, they pick Khezu? did they just ran out cute thingies, why not Felynes? sometimes japan makes me amazed
Catmurderer's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2009 23:43
Catmurderer
Is that a fleshlight, WITH TEETH?!
Maniac's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2009 00:10
Maniac
Wow, out of all the creatures in Monster Hunter they picked THAT? Someone in marketing needs to be smacked. They could have used some generic female NPC from the game and it would have sold out instantly.
PoopShooter's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2009 01:02
PoopShooter
looks like a fleshlight plushie. Halloween version ofcourse
Netnavi's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2009 02:30
Netnavi
fifi here I cum!
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2009 03:32
Namelessted
Topher, where do I put my penis?
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2009 03:48
Sexualchocolate
Yeah Khezu is by no means my first choice of pillow monster! He's the slimy blind electrocuting one - nice.

I do kinda want it though, as it IS Monster Hunter related.

I loves me some Monster Hunter.
lewness's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2009 05:02
lewness
It looks like you could buy two and put one's ass on the mouth of the other.
j3tbl4ck's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2009 07:32
j3tbl4ck
uh shai-hulud?
A Ton of Berries's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2009 10:56
A Ton of Berries
Elleven internet points to the first bastard that posts a pic of one of these with a fleshlight inside.
Dan O'Connor's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2009 16:45
Dan O'Connor
Before i came to this site, the first thing I'd think when seeing that wouldn't have been "Damn, i really want to stick my penis in that." good going D'Toiders. =)
dwolfwood's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/18/2009 21:57
dwolfwood
I would totally get one of these if they were more like $30
Armando Canals's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/02/2010 13:46
Armando Canals
It looks like a flesh-light for kids. Sweet.
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