This is the best story you'll read all day, guaranteed. A young man from Deltona is currently sitting in jail after assaulting his mother with a taco. According to reports, 54-year-old Dena Moir turned her 19-year-old son's Xbox 360 off, and he threw the delicious Mexican snack in her frail face, making sure to also call her, and I quote, "a retard."
I told you this story was good.
The trouble started when young Zachery refused to come downstairs for dinner, despite being called a number of times. In an act of brave discipline, Dena marched upstairs and turned the Xbox off, only for Zachery to shove her angrily and order her out of the room.
A little later, Dena was cleaning the kitchen when her son came down to eat. Deciding she was in the way, Zach pushed his mother again, before smacking her on the arm and throwing the tortilla-wrapped missile with beef-themed vengeance. This is also when he called her, and I quote again, "a retard."
Zachery Moir is now being held without bail at Volusia County Branch Jail, on charges of domestic violence battery. This is because even if you act like a complete infant, you can still be tried as a man.
Contest:
7:30 PM on 01.16.2009
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I bet it was that Burger King game that teaches you how to shove burgers into unsuspecting victims faces.
Take that Towelieban...
An eye witness report!
Because it's fucking hilarious.
He threw a taco in her face. If you can't laugh at that then you sir, live in a world of dark trees and long corridors.
It doesn't make any GD sense! I'd give my left nut to have tacos thrown at me! Who is going to complain about that? Also, the term "retard" is always funny. Also, I apologize if I offended anyone out there that is actually "retarded".
This is fucking hilarious, though.
Stupid brat is getting what he deserves. Amuuuusing story.
Still... He was nineteen... seriously?
Judging by that pic I would say a suitable punishment would be neutering. (if that isn't him in the pic. both.)
I seriously don't get it.
Lack of discipline, seriously this kid probably needed a whoopin and his parents where too much of push overs to do anything about it. So when his mom decided to throw down some ground rules, he loses his shit and shoves mom and slaps her with a taco.
this one is solid gold jim.
thats just tough love the kids showing to his mom guys. calm down.
I'm gonna go make me a taco now.
The taco is funny. The rest of it is just sad and pathetic.
Yeah, that guy's a douche for wasting a taco. I haven't eaten for three days and this dude's throwing them at his mom? What about the children in Ethiopia?
That guy needs to fry. Hopefully they can make some tasty tacos out of him. Maybe some sloppy joes. I'm down with either.
Seriously now, what the hell? Family values and respect seem to have vanished alongside memory cards. This guy is 5 dozens of spanking sessions away from becoming a man. It is unacceptable that someone this age harms a woman. Hurting his mom does nothing but make him a huge asshole unworthy of the free stay at this poor woman's womb.
I'm not a swearing fan, but F*ck him. And f*ck him hard.