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Modern Warfare 3 will be even more realistic, boring


9:20 AM on 11.10.2009



The Onion News Network got an exclusive look at the next Modern Warfare game. It's looking like it will be a lot more realistic as you'll be doing a bunch of boring ass sh*t throughout the game, just like in the real Army!

Modern Warfare 3 will have you talk to people, debate which actress is hotter and there's even going to missions set in America. Modern Warfare 3 will also hit the Wii with a 17 pound controller shaped like an M249 machine gun. Nothing says immersion like an oversized peripheral that's a waste of money!

Even though this is a spoof, you just know someone is going to make an M249 machine gun attachment for the Wii now.

[via dronkmunk's C blog]






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