The Onion News Network got an exclusive look at the next Modern Warfare game. It's looking like it will be a lot more realistic as you'll be doing a bunch of boring ass sh*t throughout the game, just like in the real Army!
Modern Warfare 3 will have you talk to people, debate which actress is hotter and there's even going to missions set in America. Modern Warfare 3 will also hit the Wii with a 17 pound controller shaped like an M249 machine gun. Nothing says immersion like an oversized peripheral that's a waste of money!
Even though this is a spoof, you just know someone is going to make an M249 machine gun attachment for the Wii now.
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Hilarious. I'm gonna buy a wii just too put that peripheal to use. :D Did anyone p[lay COD:WAW fpr the wii anyways. Looked horrible on the commercial and lagged crazy too. It was like running Crysis on Windows 98. *_*
How weird that the idea of this article is less comedic and more of a reality for me. For whatever reason, I found the first MW game fairly generic (if not a bit better done than most FPS') and find myself not caring one iota that this new one is here. I've never really understood the excessive MW hyperbole.
This is hilarious, I actually would play a weird soldier simulator if it was anything close to being like that. Most FPS war games I find repetitive and not very escapist.
MW3 next November is inevitable. They've built a lazy PC framework to match the 360 and PS3 backends, all they have to do is drop in a new story and some new maps each year.
I propose a new verb: Modern Warfare has been Maddened (Guitar-Heroed doesn't sound as good...)
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9:20 AM on 11.10.2009
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I propose a new verb: Modern Warfare has been Maddened (Guitar-Heroed doesn't sound as good...)