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Oh ... my ... God ...

Please forgive me for taking the Lord's name in vain, but if you're yet to see this, you will most likely blaspheme along with me. This video is currently doing the rounds, and really, it has to be seen to be believed. Whether it's staged or genuine, you can't fake some of the things this kid does, so he's either suffered gravely for his art, or he's in need of dire psychiatric help.

Most likely both.

On one level, watching this kid cause damage to himself over Modern Warfare 2 is funny. On another level, however, I found this footage quite terrifying. Seriously, It's like ten Blair Witches. Oh, and he has the PS3 version of the game ... obviously.


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Taylor Wilcox's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:04
Taylor Wilcox
I say, he is a ninny.
Magnalon's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:04
Magnalon
Hahaha! Amazing vid of some emo douchebag. It's like the WoW freakout kid, but less obviously staged.
Generic Purple Turtle's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:05
Generic Purple Turtle
OMFG!!! I am speechless.... why would you upload that...

Also I didn't get what his problem with the game was...
Jonny's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:05
Jonny
While I am at work I cannot access videos. Anyone care to give me the play-by-play?
LT BrickFist's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:06
LT BrickFist
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
LT BrickFist's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:07
LT BrickFist
HAHAHAHAHAHAH! What a noob
Arsenic13's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:07
Arsenic13
@ Johnny.

Hes crazy, punches a wall, films it, has a milk mustache cause hes full of win, and hes obviously an attention whore.
phantomile's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:08
phantomile
Did anyone else click on his channel and watch some of his other videos?

Some of them have left me even more speechless than this one.
In particular...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJPr8tbImUo
Oncomouse's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:08
Oncomouse
I'm torn between feeling sorry for him and feeling better about myself because I'm not him.
tomr4's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:09
tomr4
he can't get into it after 17 hours straight?

that's a shame.
Soltanus Foo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:10
Soltanus Foo
I counter your PS3 obviously comment with..Halo Kid!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NfG-wfGfjU

See? There are psychotic kids on all consoles.
VichusSmith's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:11
VichusSmith
This kid is a fucking comedy genius!
Operative20's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:11
Operative20
...I'm scared.
Fusiontr's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:11
Fusiontr
WHAT
THE ACTUAL



FUCK
LT BrickFist's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:12
LT BrickFist
Why is this filed under 360 if he has the PS3 version? Do I see what you did there Jim?
KrazyKraut's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:12
KrazyKraut
lol...like we can see.... his mum send him to bed after he drinked his milk...but instead to do this and wash his milk beard away....he trolls like a hyper-active sick kid.
Mirax's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:12
Mirax
What the fuck was that?
wadawoodo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:12
wadawoodo
Insightful review but no score at the end I want to know what he gave it out of ten.
Quest's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:13
Quest
Another pathetic dumb british
GeorgeMichael Kalafut's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:13
GeorgeMichael Kalafut
I just...wow. Does this kid have borderline autism? No joke, seriously kid needs some help.
Klempky's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:14
Klempky
Did anybody understand what he was trying to get at other than saying after 17 hours of playing it he figured out he's not that good?
KrazyKraut's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:14
KrazyKraut
he reminds me of this:
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:14
Xhumation
What's the number for psychiatric emergencies again? We need to get this kid a straight jacket.
AkumaLovesYou's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:16
AkumaLovesYou
Time to trick some Americans.

That guy is from Australia.
Devils Theory's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:16
Devils Theory
British people are getting way to much in the game.
suit's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:17
suit
You just know that somewhere a Fox News person is jerking off to this and preparing tomorrow's show.
Daniel Wales's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:19
Daniel Wales
Erm, ok, i know we Brits are prone to eccentricity but wow.
matrixdude171's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:19
matrixdude171
Ugh, more crazy republicans.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:19
Dexter345
I said it in the community emailer, but the guy makes a compelling argument.

"Modern Warfare 2 sucks because, *sob*, I played it for seventeen *sob* hours straight *punches wall*."
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:20
DaedHead8
I saw this on the forums yesterday, I still don't know what to think.
Havoc Fang's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:20
Havoc Fang
Cough. Accents are weird things, right?

Also, I'm torn between laughing and biting knuckles with shame.

SHAME, I TELL YOU.
Static Jak's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:20
Static Jak
What the fantastical fuck was that?
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:21
Justice
That guy fails hard, it's bad enough him punching a wall and crying because he can't get into a game, but filming it too and showing off your hand after punching the wall is more than sad.
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:22
covah
lol wut?
JohnThEReaper617's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:23
JohnThEReaper617
I just don't know where to begin with this one..he's just wow..i just wish he had used his head instead of his hand lol . But i agree he needs help and possible a social life if he really did play for 17 hours.
nikmonroe's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:23
nikmonroe
Has anyone seen this guys website? His about me section is fucking brilliant:


I'm Better Than Everybody.

Some people find me arrogant. Don't like that? Leave. I don't need you anyway.I have enough people desperately seeking my attention. Oh, but my massive popularity is no accident. I studied social psychology and human behavior for years to alter my personality and become a master of social manipulation and human interaction.

Now I’m the person everybody tries to impress and wants to be seen with. I have legions of friends wherever I go. People give me practically whatever I please and it's all so easy for me. Half of the time, I don’t even have anything valuable to say, but people still just can’t get enough of me. And while jealous losers can't stand me, everyone else thinks I’m the greatest thing in the world – and they’re right, I am.

You already know me:
- I’m that slacker at work who gets promoted over your hard working ass
- I’m the loudmouth talking over your best comments with useless crap to cheers of admiration
- I’m the one who's out having a good time while you sit around thinking about ‘how great your future will be’

This guy has some serious issues...
CjnLion's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:24
CjnLion
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
rashawn18's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:24
rashawn18
To be honest I did what he did last night...accept his dumb ass filmed it...IW really took a good game that was COD 4 and fucked it up in MW2...there I said it...please don't hurt me !!!!
KrazyKraut's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:25
KrazyKraut
is it milk or cum around his mouth?
CaptainBus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:25
CaptainBus
Wow. IGN video reviews have really gone downhill.
protoknuckles's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:26
protoknuckles
@_@
WHAT!?
Jaffacakelover's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:26
Jaffacakelover
Wow. That was kinda scary.

Worst game ever?! I hate to see his self-abuse upon playing Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing.
D-503's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:27
D-503
why would you put that online...
kyleNIR's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:27
kyleNIR
If you listen carefully at :02, he very softly says "staged", or at least I think he does.
zypheron37's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:28
zypheron37
... Okay I'm calling a mental hospital, because he is screwed up in the head and will probably break his hands.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:28
Dexter345
A work in the style of Mr. James Sterling:

phantomile's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:30
phantomile
"Oh, but my massive popularity is no accident. I studied social psychology and human behavior for years to alter my personality and become a master of social manipulation and human interaction. "

Odds are that, in taking this class, he discovered lots of mental illnesses that he now pretends to have so that he can get attention.
Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:31
Half left
Not surprised, just disappointed.
DJKay's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2009 11:32
DJKay
I...don't even know what to say.

I can only pray that somebody out there will put sound clips of Captain Falcon's "Falcon Punch!" every time he punches the wall. Then maybe I won't feel so awful while watching this video.

As it stands right now, I can't laugh at this. Because it's so damn depressing and pathetic.
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