Our very own Faith isn't the only one pining for the Miss Video Game crown. No, there are plenty of other pleasant-smelling thong-wearing females cat fighting for the crown. In fact, all their profiles are now online and ready to be mocked and pleasured to -- all at the same time! I'll have to share with you some of my favorites so far:
Name: Cecilie
Age: 18
Country: Norway Language(s):
Norwegian, English, French
Cecilie is obviously a pouty little minx capable of clawing your eyes out then drinking the puss and blood that oozes out your socket. But, she's so damned adorable that you won't care one bit.
Name: Stephanie
Age: 23
Country: United States
Language(s): english and geek
Stephanie is clearly a Hot Topic fan and isn't afraid to admit it. She loves dark nights and strolls in the sewer while humming AFI songs to herself then crying later about how lonely she is.
Name: Corella Age: 18
Country: United States
Language(s): English
Corella not only has a name that is two shades away from sounding like a Toyota car model, but the girl clearly loves Glamor Shots. Her passions are makeup and the effects they have on the environment.
Contest:
6:05 PM on 11.09.2006
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I wonder if Summa ever wrote these and when no one commented on them if he cried a little inside?