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Mirror's Edge artwork for your fapping delight
Mirror's Edge artwork for your fapping delight screenshot
Jim Sterling
\\ 05.11.2008
84 comments

I am not among the thousands who were prepared to drop their pants and jizz up a storm over a mere minute and fifty-five seconds of concept, but needless to say, Mirror's Edge is theoretically a visually stunning affair backed up by some terrific ideas. It has the potential to be a killer title, so I expect this really pretty artwork to tent a few trousers upon viewing.

The art style is a breath of fresh air after all the depressing greys and browns that this generation has become famous for. While there's nothing wrong with gritty, dirty realism, the bright colors and clean, sleek look of Mirror's Edge's environs is a joy to behold. If the game can play as good as it looks, we're onto a winner -- but that would require it to play damn well.

Time, quite unlike that girl you buried in the backyard, will tell.



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There are 84 comments about this post:
lucbernard's Avatar
OMG I WANT THIS GAME!!!!


Can someone send me a free Xbox 360? lol
Einhander's Avatar
Wake me up when the "screenshots" include the game's HUD and someone actually playing it.
greeneggsnsam's Avatar
Agreed. I want to see someone playing it for real before forming even a small opinion.
Crunshii's Avatar
awesome artwork. <3 it when skinny models can take out advanced armored super trained soldiers.

such a classic.
Wedge's Avatar
Gawd, one of those pictures makes her look like an autistic clown. The environs however, are gorgeous. Please be my new Prince of Persia that Assasins' Creed wasn't baby...
xper's Avatar
i'm gonna kill the next person who says "i wish the character got sexed up a bit"
ZanyIce's Avatar
Fark this looks pretty good. I havn't heard anything about this game until now.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Finally, a game with color that doesn't star retarded cartoon mascots.
geekjutsu's Avatar
This looks really awesome.
Love the color and the concept.
garrfunkel's Avatar
I think thisn game looks really promising but until I actually see some ameplay footage or something I wont get my hopes up too much.
atheistium's Avatar
beautiful artwork, can't wait for this title.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar
@garrfunkel: The first trailer wasn’t gameplay footage, but it was all in-game footage.

Man, I want this game now. It looks like it’s gonna be awesome...
fyre's Avatar
I'm reallllly looking forward to this.

@xper

You know it's funny that people are saying that, because I think she is kinda hot.
Toneman's Avatar
FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
dude101's Avatar
i just love the over saturation and ultra cleanliness, it just makes the game stand out
MagicAQ's Avatar
its a beautiful departure from over the top greys and browns with bloom for contrast... the game looks FRESH, i mean like its got air you could breath!

But i aint hate'n on the greys and the browns.... FALLOUT 3 is sitting right at the top of my list....
xper's Avatar
@fyre

she's hot because she looks like an ACTUAL WOMAN!!!
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar
awesoome artwork! The pants on the crouching pic looks photorealistic
mistic's Avatar
she's so hawt!
Peronthious's Avatar
Amazing stuff, but just to nitpick...that eye tattoo does seem to flip places a few times =P
Cheeburga's Avatar
Parkour, the game.
Crunshii's Avatar
damn wait a sec, this game is only PS3? I thought it was multi plat and the ingame footage was the 360. o_O;
xper's Avatar
it's for 360, ps3 and pc

yes, i am willing to be a spokesperson for this game.
Matthew Blake's Avatar
@Crunshii: No, no, no, it's PC, PS3, and 360.

@Intarwebz: Does she even have a name yet? She looks pretty, but I don't know what I should call her...
Mtdrummer's Avatar
is that tiff?
Crunshii's Avatar
oh I see, saw the other blog with the video and only mentioned sony. Then I was wrongly right :/
RedRabbit's Avatar
I am the only one who thinks she looks ugly?
Professor Pew's Avatar
How is all-white better than all-brown? Epic picture though :)
catsithx's Avatar
It looks nice i would like to play it.
Novakaine's Avatar
Hawt Asian girl! Must not fap! =D
fyre's Avatar
@Crunshii

Yeah, it's for all 3 platforms. It's made by Dice, makers of the Battlefield series, so hopefully it will be good on PC.

@Matthew Blake

Faith.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror's_Edge
Holyetheline's Avatar
This game has such an awesome look to it. I can't wait to see how it plays.
Eschatos's Avatar
Looks interesting, but I don't know if the concept of running over roofs would last an entire game. We shall see.
Mushybees's Avatar
I can't help but find the main character quite unlikeable.
I think it's the ridiculous facial tattoo.

I don't know about her looking like a real woman either... maybe an emmaciated goth with a penchant for extreme sports but I wouldn't say she's atypical of womanhood.
brotherkirk's Avatar
I aim to play it and basically uh hope that she wears gloves so as not to burn her hands on the shiny, chromed-out railing that has been baking in the perpetually sunny totalitarian regime
Colette Bennett's Avatar
I have a ridiculous crush on her...delicious.
Professor Pew's Avatar
Oh, now that we are on the topic: Lucy Liu for the movie adaptation.
nats's Avatar
Omg. If I had a penis, I'd definitely have a boner right now.
Oew's Avatar
Woa, a female game protagonist with small breasts? Look, guys, something tells me she's going to grow a cup size or two before the release date.
Tash's Avatar
Consider pants tented--this looks awesome.
MaxVest's Avatar
You'd think if she's a secret messenger, she'd want to avoid sporting giant, plainly visible tattoos.

Oh well, I'm sure the tattoos have some sort of purpose. Just like Marcus Fenix being too cool to wear a helmet, despite the other 80 lbs of body armor he's wearing.
Teta's Avatar
Oh god! That´s awesome.
Holiday's Avatar
Whoa, a female protagonist with clothes on? Expect an optional bikini or lingerie attire in the released game.
unangbangkay's Avatar
Anywhere I can find clean versions? I mean, I lurv destructoid like a coke dealer, but I'd rather my wallpaper not display where I stole the images from.

Also, /r/ hi-res plx kthxbai
dnl2ba's Avatar
@Mushybees: Well, she's a lot closer to looking like a real woman than the ladies of Soul Calibur IV and the chick from Heavenly Sword.
savagesaladin's Avatar
Thanks for tenting my trouser, Jim. Hmmmm.... what? I know nothing about this game, I will have to check it out with my cak out.
PrinceofCannedPeaches's Avatar
She's female.... and clothed....
The mind reels. Good job, EA!
Faceless's Avatar
This game has a fantastic look and style to it. It's amazing how much of a difference blue skies can make to a game's look.
PaperBowser0's Avatar
POW Right in the kisser!oh and that games looks fantastic and looks really original in terms of the art style. :D
Ronsauce's Avatar
1. Do some of you really get turned on by a cartoon?
2. "FAP" is god damn annoying.
3. This is going to suck ass. I'm willing to bet it gets drastically boring after an hour much like Assassin's Creed which also sucked.
Gynecologist Cobra's Avatar
@Ronsauce:


1. You don't get the concept of a fucking joke.
2. See #1.
3. 'Lookatme, I'm judging a game by concept work and not by the fucking game itself.


You're a twat.
Twith's Avatar
@ Peronthious

I predict the "Mirror" in the title implies some kinda flipping between mirror version and non mirror version of our little lady. Notice how she's looking into a mirror on the first pic and it's on her left (technically her right) and it switches around.

Just my little prediction.
Uther's Avatar
I think the Mirror in the title refers to the city. The plot is that the girl (I believe her name is Faith) has to deliver some McGuffin to somewhere. Possibly to "Mirror's" Edge. The name Mirror would kinda fit, looking at the buildings and all.
Risky's Avatar
boo why'd you watermark it?
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar
What's with all the complaining about the lack of screenshots? Can't you just appreciate the fantastic artwork and design?

There's a lot that goes on in the development of a video game before graphics and gameplay footage.
synce's Avatar
White people cannot draw Asians correctly.
coffeesash's Avatar
I agree, these shouldn't be watermarked, at least 2 of them are 3 months old and from other sources.

The game looks beautiful but the lead isn't over-sexified and you don't use a gun so watch it flop :(
Jetsetlemming's Avatar
She's holding a gun in one of the shots, and the gameplay footage trailer showed her using one as well.

So, she's ultra skinny, but can punch an armored guy hard enough that broken bits of metal/plastic fly off his head. I can only imagine thusly that those tattoos signify the infinite power of nanoaugmentation.
Zerozaki Ishiki's Avatar
She looks so much better in the art than she did in the actual video. I'm wondering if that's because she has expressions here, and was poker faced in the video.
frozenbabylon's Avatar
Am I the only one who hates the fact that this game is an FPS?
Ocified-Xboxer's Avatar
@ Jimpressionable Sterling - Yay...Pretty colors are fun...

@frozenbabylon - I don't think you could actually call it a FPS so much...I mean, one of the main requirements is that you doo a bunch of shooting, in first person. And since everything I've seen says that guns/shooting is but a small part of the larger pie, i dunno...

I hate first person games that ask me to platform when it isn't done well, or that ask me to adventure in their world when first person doesn't exactly fit...(or as the Wii fanboys/brainderailment might say, not having intuitive controls).

If they make a game that has a lot of puzzle/platforming/adventuring parts, pull the friggin camera back...I hope this game does it right, because it could be great, but I have a feeling there will be more than a few missteps along the way, and we will get mired in a control nightmare...never to ruturn...NEVER!
Ocified-Xboxer's Avatar
FUCK! I meant RETURN...I'm an idiot.
Topher Cantler's Avatar
You're welcome. :P
CjnLion's Avatar
This reminds me of the Sin: Episodes game that came out on Steam. That never went anywhere.
Corak's Avatar
Looking good, can't wait to hear more about this title.
Sharpless's Avatar
Jim, come on, this stuff is gorgeous. What the hell else are we to go on? We have nothing more concrete, so I see no problem with getting excited about the promise that we see. It's hard to come by good original IPs, so I'm gonna fucking get a chubby for this, dammit. :) If it fizzles, it fizzles. So what? (And I liked Assassin's Creed, dammit!)

Also, yes, this character is quite beautifully designed and, yes, I do find her attractive. Bite me. I'm not going to build a bloody shrine to her.

P.S.

LordRegulus's Avatar
I was stoked about this game months ago when Edge ran a cover story on it. I was all "OMG, a Dice game that isn't another Battlefield?" And they were all "Totally! We're gonna reinvent spatial perception in first-person games!" And then I was like "You mean so I'll know where my body is and I won't fall off a narrow bridge while running across diagonally and shooting at something overhead, like it always used to happen in Quake 3?" And they were like "Exactly." And so I was all "FAPFAPFAP," and then my local news agent was like "Sir, please put down the magazine and leave the store immediately."

True story!
animateria's Avatar
It has potential...

But I'm not necessarily looking forward to it yet.

More gameplay vids might change that in an instant though!
Alpha 87655320875's Avatar
This game is getting more interesting everyday. Hopefully it won't be disappoint. The art looks great, I'm glad there are colors in the game.
adultswim810's Avatar
i wonder if her arm tattoo will have meaning unlike the chain on jacks hand in bioshock. or maybe that did have meaning, i might've missed something.
NWKopf's Avatar
I saw some gameplay (well, they said it was gameplay) the other day and let me tell you, I want this game!

I love the idea of full control over your movement.
coffeesash's Avatar
I forgot to add that it was very nice of you to share these pictures though!

The interesting thing about these concept renderings is that she changes ethnicity in each one. I don't think at that time they had decided on her exact face, or they used different artists.
Cowboy TTop's Avatar
Ocified, FPS games have come a long way to include what may seem like plaform and puzzle elements, but when done well, stuff like Half Life and Portal are made. The days of boring run and gun FPS game are gone and only exist as multiplayer options.

I'm with LordRegulus, once I read that Edge mag article I knew this game was gonna be special, while off the radar of many. And if it can tip the FPS genre on its head again, giving a more enhanced experiennce than that's good. It will make other developers rethink their FPS games too.

ME is what all FPS games should aspire to be like, with their characters, instead of only getting an animated outstretched arm plus weapon. Long overdue and I'll be buying.

This years Portal perhaps?
Jim Sterling's Avatar
"The days of boring run and gun FPS game are gone"

lol wut?
roy1751's Avatar
Blue skies in games!
Ronsauce's Avatar
@ Gynecologist Cobra:

1. Some of you clearly aren't joking and probably will jerk off to this. That's pretty sad.
2. How does not liking the word "fap" mean I don't get jokes? Fail.
3. Why am I not allowed to draw negative conclusions about a game, but others can draw positive ones? Also, I'm basing my opinion on video and written previews, NOT the concept art.

Way to fail asshole.
Jim Sterling's Avatar
"3. Why am I not allowed to draw negative conclusions about a game, but others can draw positive ones?"

If it helps, I think saying "this is going to suck" is just as presumptuous as "this is going to be awesome."
coffeesash's Avatar
'@' Ronsauce

4. Getting angry and sweary on the internet if you're not Jim accomplishes nothing :) That's just how it works, deal with it.
Fading_Star's Avatar
It looks cool.....hoping for the best.
protomark's Avatar
the colour is so vibrant and bright. it looks real.

of course, i'm always on board for dystopian odysseys. this should be good.
FinalFist's Avatar
That has got to b the first female video game character without gigantic jubblies, lol.
FinalFist's Avatar
way to be a trailblazer...
Cletus the Fetus's Avatar
Why do her tattoos keep changing sides?

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