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Mirror's Edge artwork for your fapping delight photo

I am not among the thousands who were prepared to drop their pants and jizz up a storm over a mere minute and fifty-five seconds of concept, but needless to say, Mirror's Edge is theoretically a visually stunning affair backed up by some terrific ideas. It has the potential to be a killer title, so I expect this really pretty artwork to tent a few trousers upon viewing.

The art style is a breath of fresh air after all the depressing greys and browns that this generation has become famous for. While there's nothing wrong with gritty, dirty realism, the bright colors and clean, sleek look of Mirror's Edge's environs is a joy to behold. If the game can play as good as it looks, we're onto a winner -- but that would require it to play damn well.

Time, quite unlike that girl you buried in the backyard, will tell.


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Einhander's Avatar
Einhander at 05/11/2008 06:14
Wake me up when the "screenshots" include the game's HUD and someone actually playing it.
greeneggsnsam's Avatar
greeneggsnsam at 05/11/2008 06:18
Agreed. I want to see someone playing it for real before forming even a small opinion.
Crunshii's Avatar
Crunshii at 05/11/2008 06:19
awesome artwork. <3 it when skinny models can take out advanced armored super trained soldiers.

such a classic.
Wedge's Avatar
Wedge at 05/11/2008 06:26
Gawd, one of those pictures makes her look like an autistic clown. The environs however, are gorgeous. Please be my new Prince of Persia that Assasins' Creed wasn't baby...
xper's Avatar
xper at 05/11/2008 06:38
i'm gonna kill the next person who says "i wish the character got sexed up a bit"
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ZanyIce at 05/11/2008 06:41
Fark this looks pretty good. I havn't heard anything about this game until now.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 05/11/2008 06:42
Finally, a game with color that doesn't star retarded cartoon mascots.
geekjutsu's Avatar
geekjutsu at 05/11/2008 06:43
This looks really awesome.
Love the color and the concept.
garrfunkel's Avatar
garrfunkel at 05/11/2008 06:55
I think thisn game looks really promising but until I actually see some ameplay footage or something I wont get my hopes up too much.
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atheistium at 05/11/2008 07:07
beautiful artwork, can't wait for this title.
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Samit Sarkar at 05/11/2008 07:17
@garrfunkel: The first trailer wasn’t gameplay footage, but it was all in-game footage.

Man, I want this game now. It looks like it’s gonna be awesome...
fyre's Avatar
fyre at 05/11/2008 07:20
I'm reallllly looking forward to this.

@xper

You know it's funny that people are saying that, because I think she is kinda hot.
Toneman's Avatar
Toneman at 05/11/2008 07:28
FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
dude101's Avatar
dude101 at 05/11/2008 07:35
i just love the over saturation and ultra cleanliness, it just makes the game stand out
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MagicAQ at 05/11/2008 07:41
its a beautiful departure from over the top greys and browns with bloom for contrast... the game looks FRESH, i mean like its got air you could breath!

But i aint hate'n on the greys and the browns.... FALLOUT 3 is sitting right at the top of my list....
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xper at 05/11/2008 07:47
@fyre

she's hot because she looks like an ACTUAL WOMAN!!!
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TrailerParkJesus at 05/11/2008 07:50
awesoome artwork! The pants on the crouching pic looks photorealistic
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mistic at 05/11/2008 07:55
she's so hawt!
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Peronthious at 05/11/2008 07:55
Amazing stuff, but just to nitpick...that eye tattoo does seem to flip places a few times =P
Cheeburga's Avatar
Cheeburga at 05/11/2008 08:01
Parkour, the game.
Crunshii's Avatar
Crunshii at 05/11/2008 08:12
damn wait a sec, this game is only PS3? I thought it was multi plat and the ingame footage was the 360. o_O;
xper's Avatar
xper at 05/11/2008 08:21
it's for 360, ps3 and pc

yes, i am willing to be a spokesperson for this game.
Matthew Blake's Avatar
Matthew Blake at 05/11/2008 08:24
@Crunshii: No, no, no, it's PC, PS3, and 360.

@Intarwebz: Does she even have a name yet? She looks pretty, but I don't know what I should call her...
Mtdrummer's Avatar
Mtdrummer at 05/11/2008 08:30
is that tiff?
Crunshii's Avatar
Crunshii at 05/11/2008 08:32
oh I see, saw the other blog with the video and only mentioned sony. Then I was wrongly right :/
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Zombutler at 05/11/2008 08:41
I am the only one who thinks she looks ugly?
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Professor Pew at 05/11/2008 08:43
How is all-white better than all-brown? Epic picture though :)
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catsithx at 05/11/2008 08:46
It looks nice i would like to play it.
Novakaine's Avatar
Novakaine at 05/11/2008 08:49
Hawt Asian girl! Must not fap! =D
fyre's Avatar
fyre at 05/11/2008 09:02
@Crunshii

Yeah, it's for all 3 platforms. It's made by Dice, makers of the Battlefield series, so hopefully it will be good on PC.

@Matthew Blake

Faith.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror's_Edge
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Holyetheline at 05/11/2008 09:02
This game has such an awesome look to it. I can't wait to see how it plays.
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Eschatos at 05/11/2008 09:05
Looks interesting, but I don't know if the concept of running over roofs would last an entire game. We shall see.
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Mushybees at 05/11/2008 09:12
I can't help but find the main character quite unlikeable.
I think it's the ridiculous facial tattoo.

I don't know about her looking like a real woman either... maybe an emmaciated goth with a penchant for extreme sports but I wouldn't say she's atypical of womanhood.
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brotherkirk at 05/11/2008 09:14
I aim to play it and basically uh hope that she wears gloves so as not to burn her hands on the shiny, chromed-out railing that has been baking in the perpetually sunny totalitarian regime
Colette Bennett's Avatar
Colette Bennett at 05/11/2008 09:37
I have a ridiculous crush on her...delicious.
Professor Pew's Avatar
Professor Pew at 05/11/2008 09:47
Oh, now that we are on the topic: Lucy Liu for the movie adaptation.
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nats at 05/11/2008 09:50
Omg. If I had a penis, I'd definitely have a boner right now.
Oew's Avatar
Oew at 05/11/2008 10:10
Woa, a female game protagonist with small breasts? Look, guys, something tells me she's going to grow a cup size or two before the release date.
Tash's Avatar
Tash at 05/11/2008 10:26
Consider pants tented--this looks awesome.
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MaxVest at 05/11/2008 10:30
You'd think if she's a secret messenger, she'd want to avoid sporting giant, plainly visible tattoos.

Oh well, I'm sure the tattoos have some sort of purpose. Just like Marcus Fenix being too cool to wear a helmet, despite the other 80 lbs of body armor he's wearing.
Teta's Avatar
Teta at 05/11/2008 10:44
Oh god! That´s awesome.
Holiday's Avatar
Holiday at 05/11/2008 10:53
Whoa, a female protagonist with clothes on? Expect an optional bikini or lingerie attire in the released game.
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Josh Tolentino at 05/11/2008 10:53
Anywhere I can find clean versions? I mean, I lurv destructoid like a coke dealer, but I'd rather my wallpaper not display where I stole the images from.

Also, /r/ hi-res plx kthxbai
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dnl2ba at 05/11/2008 10:56
@Mushybees: Well, she's a lot closer to looking like a real woman than the ladies of Soul Calibur IV and the chick from Heavenly Sword.
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savagesaladin at 05/11/2008 11:01
Thanks for tenting my trouser, Jim. Hmmmm.... what? I know nothing about this game, I will have to check it out with my cak out.
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PrinceofCannedPeaches at 05/11/2008 11:22
She's female.... and clothed....
The mind reels. Good job, EA!
Faceless's Avatar
Faceless at 05/11/2008 11:27
This game has a fantastic look and style to it. It's amazing how much of a difference blue skies can make to a game's look.
PaperBowser0's Avatar
PaperBowser0 at 05/11/2008 11:49
POW Right in the kisser!oh and that games looks fantastic and looks really original in terms of the art style. :D
Ronsauce's Avatar
Ronsauce at 05/11/2008 11:52
1. Do some of you really get turned on by a cartoon?
2. "FAP" is god damn annoying.
3. This is going to suck ass. I'm willing to bet it gets drastically boring after an hour much like Assassin's Creed which also sucked.
Electro Lemon's Avatar
Electro Lemon at 05/11/2008 11:56
@Ronsauce:


1. You don't get the concept of a fucking joke.
2. See #1.
3. 'Lookatme, I'm judging a game by concept work and not by the fucking game itself.


You're a twat.
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