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I am not among the thousands who were prepared to drop their pants and jizz up a storm over a mere minute and fifty-five seconds of concept, but needless to say, Mirror's Edge is theoretically a visually stunning affair backed up by some terrific ideas. It has the potential to be a killer title, so I expect this really pretty artwork to tent a few trousers upon viewing.

The art style is a breath of fresh air after all the depressing greys and browns that this generation has become famous for. While there's nothing wrong with gritty, dirty realism, the bright colors and clean, sleek look of Mirror's Edge's environs is a joy to behold. If the game can play as good as it looks, we're onto a winner -- but that would require it to play damn well.

Time, quite unlike that girl you buried in the backyard, will tell.

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Einhander's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 06:14
Einhander
Wake me up when the "screenshots" include the game's HUD and someone actually playing it.
greeneggsnsam's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 06:18
greeneggsnsam
Agreed. I want to see someone playing it for real before forming even a small opinion.
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 06:19
Crunshii
awesome artwork. <3 it when skinny models can take out advanced armored super trained soldiers.

such a classic.
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 06:26
Wedge
Gawd, one of those pictures makes her look like an autistic clown. The environs however, are gorgeous. Please be my new Prince of Persia that Assasins' Creed wasn't baby...
xper's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 06:38
xper
i'm gonna kill the next person who says "i wish the character got sexed up a bit"
ZanyIce's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 06:41
ZanyIce
Fark this looks pretty good. I havn't heard anything about this game until now.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 06:42
Aaron Mxy Yost
Finally, a game with color that doesn't star retarded cartoon mascots.
geekjutsu's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 06:43
geekjutsu
This looks really awesome.
Love the color and the concept.
garrfunkel's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 06:55
garrfunkel
I think thisn game looks really promising but until I actually see some ameplay footage or something I wont get my hopes up too much.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 07:07
atheistium
beautiful artwork, can't wait for this title.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 07:17
Samit Sarkar
@garrfunkel: The first trailer wasn’t gameplay footage, but it was all in-game footage.

Man, I want this game now. It looks like it’s gonna be awesome...
fyre's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 07:20
fyre
I'm reallllly looking forward to this.

@xper

You know it's funny that people are saying that, because I think she is kinda hot.
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 07:28
Toneman
FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
dude101's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 07:35
dude101
i just love the over saturation and ultra cleanliness, it just makes the game stand out
MagicAQ's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 07:41
MagicAQ
its a beautiful departure from over the top greys and browns with bloom for contrast... the game looks FRESH, i mean like its got air you could breath!

But i aint hate'n on the greys and the browns.... FALLOUT 3 is sitting right at the top of my list....
xper's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 07:47
xper
@fyre

she's hot because she looks like an ACTUAL WOMAN!!!
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 07:50
TrailerParkJesus
awesoome artwork! The pants on the crouching pic looks photorealistic
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 07:55
mistic
she's so hawt!
Peronthious's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 07:55
Peronthious
Amazing stuff, but just to nitpick...that eye tattoo does seem to flip places a few times =P
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 08:01
Cheeburga
Parkour, the game.
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 08:12
Crunshii
damn wait a sec, this game is only PS3? I thought it was multi plat and the ingame footage was the 360. o_O;
xper's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 08:21
xper
it's for 360, ps3 and pc

yes, i am willing to be a spokesperson for this game.
Matthew Blake's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 08:24
Matthew Blake
@Crunshii: No, no, no, it's PC, PS3, and 360.

@Intarwebz: Does she even have a name yet? She looks pretty, but I don't know what I should call her...
Mtdrummer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 08:30
Mtdrummer
is that tiff?
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 08:32
Crunshii
oh I see, saw the other blog with the video and only mentioned sony. Then I was wrongly right :/
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 08:41
Zombutler
I am the only one who thinks she looks ugly?
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 08:43
Maurice Tan
How is all-white better than all-brown? Epic picture though :)
catsithx's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 08:46
catsithx
It looks nice i would like to play it.
Novakaine's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 08:49
Novakaine
Hawt Asian girl! Must not fap! =D
fyre's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 09:02
fyre
@Crunshii

Yeah, it's for all 3 platforms. It's made by Dice, makers of the Battlefield series, so hopefully it will be good on PC.

@Matthew Blake

Faith.

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror's_Edge[/url]
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 09:02
Holyetheline
This game has such an awesome look to it. I can't wait to see how it plays.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 09:05
Eschatos
Looks interesting, but I don't know if the concept of running over roofs would last an entire game. We shall see.
Mushybees's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 09:12
Mushybees
I can't help but find the main character quite unlikeable.
I think it's the ridiculous facial tattoo.

I don't know about her looking like a real woman either... maybe an emmaciated goth with a penchant for extreme sports but I wouldn't say she's atypical of womanhood.
brotherkirk's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 09:14
brotherkirk
I aim to play it and basically uh hope that she wears gloves so as not to burn her hands on the shiny, chromed-out railing that has been baking in the perpetually sunny totalitarian regime
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 09:37
Colette Bennett
I have a ridiculous crush on her...delicious.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 09:47
Maurice Tan
Oh, now that we are on the topic: Lucy Liu for the movie adaptation.
nats's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 09:50
nats
Omg. If I had a penis, I'd definitely have a boner right now.
Oew's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 10:10
Oew
Woa, a female game protagonist with small breasts? Look, guys, something tells me she's going to grow a cup size or two before the release date.
Tash's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 10:26
Tash
Consider pants tented--this looks awesome.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 10:30
MaxVest
You'd think if she's a secret messenger, she'd want to avoid sporting giant, plainly visible tattoos.

Oh well, I'm sure the tattoos have some sort of purpose. Just like Marcus Fenix being too cool to wear a helmet, despite the other 80 lbs of body armor he's wearing.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 10:44
Teta
Oh god! That´s awesome.
Holiday's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 10:53
Holiday
Whoa, a female protagonist with clothes on? Expect an optional bikini or lingerie attire in the released game.
Josh Tolentino's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 10:53
Josh Tolentino
Anywhere I can find clean versions? I mean, I lurv destructoid like a coke dealer, but I'd rather my wallpaper not display where I stole the images from.

Also, /r/ hi-res plx kthxbai
dnl2ba's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 10:56
dnl2ba
@Mushybees: Well, she's a lot closer to looking like a real woman than the ladies of Soul Calibur IV and the chick from Heavenly Sword.
savagesaladin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 11:01
savagesaladin
Thanks for tenting my trouser, Jim. Hmmmm.... what? I know nothing about this game, I will have to check it out with my cak out.
PrinceofCannedPeaches's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 11:22
PrinceofCannedPeaches
She's female.... and clothed....
The mind reels. Good job, EA!
Faceless's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 11:27
Faceless
This game has a fantastic look and style to it. It's amazing how much of a difference blue skies can make to a game's look.
PaperBowser0's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 11:49
PaperBowser0
POW Right in the kisser!oh and that games looks fantastic and looks really original in terms of the art style. :D
Ronsauce's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 11:52
Ronsauce
1. Do some of you really get turned on by a cartoon?
2. "FAP" is god damn annoying.
3. This is going to suck ass. I'm willing to bet it gets drastically boring after an hour much like Assassin's Creed which also sucked.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2008 11:56
Electro Lemon
@Ronsauce:


1. You don't get the concept of a fucking joke.
2. See #1.
3. 'Lookatme, I'm judging a game by concept work and not by the fucking game itself.


You're a twat.
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