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The above teaser trailer for Square Enix's The Last Remnant shows off some of the amazing text physics we can expect to see in this brand new RPG. As you can see, the punctuation looks better than ever, resplendent as it is in its grammar mapping and showing off the very latest font ... uhm ... this joke is over.

It's a forty second teaser trailer that says some things. Epic game journalism was had this day.








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ajaxender's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 07:45
ajaxender
Wow! That was really impressive. I particularly liked the flash of light behind the words as they appeared. If all the text in the game is this amazing, i hope they dont use voice acting.
Timmeh's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 07:59
Timmeh
These guys should have taken some pointers from the Duke Nukem team.
Rainbowblack's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 08:08
Rainbowblack
I feel like such a fool for not preordering this yet

IT'S GOT WORDS IN IT!!
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 08:37
wardrox
Holey crap! they used generic story number 5! Awesome.
Ogu's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 08:38
Ogu
The embed efect is executed quite gracefully... yes, mexcellent indeed.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 09:09
Maurice Tan
Replace "Remnant" with "Golem" and omg, you get the world of Enchanted Arms!
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 09:28
Red TheHaze Veron
I demand that you change "Physics" into "Effects". You are blatantly misleading your readers. That is very unprofessional of you, Jim and Destructoid as a whole.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 09:47
mistic
teaser trailer indeed.. don't show anthing :-)
Sueng's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 10:12
Sueng
Those words were the shit!
vonneuton's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 10:47
vonneuton
Achievement Unlocked! Bad Text Effect Headache received.

Also, who fell into the burning ring of fire?
Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 11:03
Gyrael
@mistic

It didn't tease me even.
wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 11:14
wario67
The text reminds of soul caliber
Now its just missing a announcer who makes no sense and big breasted women. :)
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 11:42
MechaMonkey
Damn it Squenix, we're tired of reading your damn trailers. If we wanted to read, we'd find a book or play Lost Odyssey.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 11:56
TrailerParkJesus
Oh Jim Sterling!
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 12:36
Detry
Duke Nukem trailer was much mo betta.
Pepillou2's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 13:34
Pepillou2
Remember Killer 7? There was wiggly text! :D
Leathersoup's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 15:19
Leathersoup
I suppose your title could be considered accurate if by physics you meant that the light wasn't actually passing through the letters but around them....
Burnt Meatloaf's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/03/2008 20:24
Burnt Meatloaf
Final Reality did it better! Thhhhpppt!
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