For you, the people of Destructoid, I have done a great service. I have waded through Milla Jovovich's Twitter feed and found some information about the next Resident Evil movie. It wasn't all bad. Milla's pretty funny, and she's really good to her fans. That said, if I never read another "Thx 4 the kind wrds about my hot ass lol" tweet again, it will be too soon.
So here's the news. There is word that some of the movie will be shot in Tokyo. To be more specific, Milla says, "i LOVE tokyo! 1 of my FAVORITE cities in the world! we're gonna come film some scens 4 the nxt RE in tokyo!!!". There is also word on what the movie might be called -- "no, its not called"begins"lol! it"began" 10 yrs ago! lol! i think its called RE: Retribution, but i have to ask paul 2 b sure."
Like most fan art, the second and third Resident Evil movies were so bad that they came full circle back to good again. Still, I'm yet to bother with the fourth one, so I guess I didn't think they were that bad/good.
How about you guys? You into the Resident Evil movies? Don't pretend that you aren't. Some of you must be watching these things, or else they wouldn't keep making them.
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10:00 PM on 05.14.2011 | 
i mean i played all RE games 3 times each atleast!! so i pretty much memorized the whole thing, if the movies were the exact same:
A- it won't matter to new comers of the franchise (only seen movies)
B- fans will already know what is going to happen by the letter!!! (not fun)
haven't watched the movie after the 2nd one. Milla is hot but that's not enough for the movie to justify the series.
Glass houses, my friend. Glass houses.
As Resident Evil movies, I want to convince Paul W.S. Anderson and Mila Jovavic to take a fucking step back and just work on something else. Let the license lapse and let another studio try something. These movies are getting in the way of a real-life, relatively faithful adaption. Or hell, a live-action supplementary movie (ala Degeneration). Anything but what they've done.
I liked how in the most recent one ($1.50 redbox rental and I still feel jipped) apocalypse, rearmed, underworld, reloaded, revolutions, whatever the fuck it was called....
Tits McGillicutty used one barrel of a double barreled shotgun on the chin of an axeguy while sliding between his legs, fairly close range, less than a 2 feet away from its chin. He shruggs that shit off like its nothing.
But Tits McGillicutty 2.0 uses the same weapon, second barrel from across the room and his head literally explodes.
I had to cry out after seeing that "WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!"
So shotguns become MORE effective at RANGE?
WUT!?!?!
Anderson is a hack and he keeps making these movies cause Tits McGillicutty 2.0 is pretty but a shitty actress. Would you tell YOUR wife "honey look, you suck ass at acting so im gonna cast someone else in this movie"
I like the films. They're dumb, but zombie action flicks should be dumb. The only Romero zombie film that isn't retarded is the original Night Of and even that was painfully low-budget and very badly shot and acted. And don't get me started on that 28 Days pap. I don't consider "X was shit so it's okay for Y to be shit as well" to be good justification but at the least it is wrong to single out one franchise as if there are any better ones out there. Resident Evil is simply one of many popcorn trash series.
Also, <3 Milla. Yes, she tweets like a 15-year-old school girl, but she's quite funny. Damn good singer too, look up her EPs. Rather wish she'd give up acting and stick to singing, that's her strength.
I recently did just that with this series and way more Big Flats beer than any one human should ever drink.
Fucking awful movies and fucking awful beer...I had a wonderful time.
The first one i acually thought was really good,and the last one had some very decent 3D effects.
I also like how they all feel a bit different, and they like in the games mix it up with the iconic Resi characters.
So yeah i'm pretty exited about a new Resident Evil movie.
JILL VALENTINE!!!
It was worth the 30 bucks for the 3D blu-ray copy for us. But it's still a terrible movie and if you're the stuffy elitist type who only watches art films or awards contenders you probably will have felt like you've wasted hours of your life with it.
Similarly, the second one did horrible things to the plot of Nemesis, but actually followed on from the first film rather nicely. The thirs one was just disgusting though. So bad in fact, that they effectively retconned it within the first 10 minutes of Afterlife (SPOILERS) by killing off all the Alice clones and taking away her ridiculous telekinesis.
After that, Afterlife was a pretty decent love letter to RE5, up to and including the Executioner, Majini-type zombies and Uber-Wesker. Also, after becoming trapped in a PRISON, Wentworth Miller (Chris Redfield) is the only one who knows how to BREAK out. Comedy Gold, or something.
No Ada Wong in RE: Mercenaries and I'm still the only one complaining about it >.>