Military advisor Hank Keirsey is a man I'm liking more and more every day. Not only did he come out in defense of Medal of Honor, the man who is currently working with Treyarch on Call of Duty" Black Ops has come out to jokingly criticize "12-year-old bastards" on Xbox Live, with hilarious results.
"When I played the original Call of Duty, after being a soldier, I screwed up a couple things," admits the military man. "I know to check corners and when someone jumps out I was kicking myself. It was sufficient and realistic enough that it gave me the damn willies. I was waking up in the middle of the night thinking I could do much better.
"Then you're pissed off in multiplayer when some 12-year-old is kicking your ass. You think: 'I do this for a living you little bastard.' I'm going to crawl down your basement hatch and I'll find you, you little ..."
Unfortunately for the homophobic dullards of Xbox Live, Keirsey doesn't stop there: "I know where you live you little bastard. Use all the expletives you want; when I show up you're going to have a big bar of soap in your mouth and boot up your ass. You little bastard."
Hank Keirsey, ladies and gentlemen. A true American hero.
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8:20 AM on 08.27.2010
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Grown ass men waking up in the middle of the night thinking about COD is weird.
"You little bastard." -Hank
I just love it when guys named Hank call other people "little bastards". I don't know why it just amuses me.
Thats our Hero.
So thatīs how they teach to take donw an enemy in a stealthy way?
You stick bar of soap in his mouth so he canīt scream and boot up his ass so he canīt... sit dwon again
WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION
YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FUCK
Agreed. My best friend is in the Army and he does the same thing when we play MW2 or BF2.
It would be funny when these pro thumbstick players get to join military service and learn how things work in the real world.
Hank Keirsey probably doesn't realize that he is specced with the wrong gear. He needs to get superior equipment like a mouse and keyboard.
Military man gets butt hurt because his arse wa handed to him (freshly spanked) online. He openly trolls the "kids" killing him.
Then he gets heralded as a messiah-esque man of virtue.
So the fact that kids have faster reflexes and call of duty games are pretty much just twitch-shooter online might not have had anything to do with it?
Nope. It's because they are little bastards.
but JUST from this article, he sounds dumb. Big tough army man threatening bodily harm to 12 year old boys playing video games?