Are you too lazy to make your own Mii? Does the idea of using sliders and menus to create something on a screen seem like neuroscience to you? Well, fret no more! MiiStation.com solves all those problems for you. For the simple cost of $5 and a photo of yourself, MiiStation will create a Mii that looks just like you! Just as their site describes:
Drawing a Mii you can be proud of is tough. Which hair style? What nose? Besides, each feature isn't fixed - you can stretch, you can squeeze, you can do as you please! With so many options from which to choose, stop wasting time and let our graphic artists make a Mii your friends will actually recognize.
I completely agree! I have to spend two hours working on a Mii that doesn't look like a horrible love child of Nex and Naomi.
Now Internet, I turn to you for help. I know I'm not crazy, and I feel that I have some level of common sense. Can you please tell me why something like this exists? I would think that anyone who is capable of actually using a computer and getting to MiiStation.com would be able to make their own Mii. Also, isn't the cost a bit expensive? Not according to their FAQ:
$5.00?! That's expensive! Actually, it doesn't even cover the costs. We love the Mii concept, and just want to give any frustrated Wii owners a chance to be happy for their Miis. Miis have their own life too, after all. And if you must know, our artists are not sweatshop slaves but native Japanese - right in Nintendo's homeland!
Destructoidites, what are your thoughts?
Contest:
11:16 AM on 02.07.2007
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Fat and stupid people will buy stupid crap like this just so they can have an extra couple minutes to continue being fat and stupid. That's all I can really think to explain this.
...what?
.......Also, cokcs.
People who are likely to pay for this: Stupid Japanabe emo kids. Which means it will be a huge success, because there are millions of them. Weep for humanity.
I mean seriously,if anybody deserves a very tedious and severe ass whoppin' it's whoever created this travesty of a service.
For the piddling and insignificant price of $89.95, you can buy freedom of mind from bear attacks. Did you know that in 1964 over two people were injured in bear related incidents? Don't let this happen to you. Act now, and we'll throw in a home-inflatable baloon too, y'know for kids!
Don't miss this once in a lifetime offer!
Either way you slice it, it's tough to see where the money is going here. Or care, really.
ur paying for somthing u can do urself with almost no problem.