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Microsoft wants you to manage their store photo

Frankly we're surprised it has taken Microsoft this long to enter the world of retail seeing as they have stuff to sell, they have the money to sell it and they're usually only about one step behind Apple who has had blindingly white retail locations for years. No matter, they're entering the retail game now and they're looking for someone to manage each and every store they're opening.

Do you have the ability to "recruit, interview, hire, train and develop a team of friendly, customer focused sales and support staff, "maintain a learning environment that delivers the most knowledgeable and skilled team in retail" and "protect company assets including people, merchandise, facilities and money." If you do, and you've been managing a retail store for about five years, then Microsoft will gladly give you a chance at applying for the manager position. Sadly, there is no specific location given for where these jobs are opening, so we have no clue where the Microsoft retail stores might be opening. 

We do know that the stores will be opening this fall, so if the job sounds good to you, and you never want to use an Apple product again in your life, then start applying.








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slayer the player's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/19/2009 11:17
slayer the player
So I guess now the customers have a chance to rob Microsoft, instead of the other way arround. How long till it happens I wonder.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/19/2009 11:35
Monodi
I wonder what will Microsoft's main product be later. Operating systems are becoming free now, Linux is not the only one to stop it anymore.

It would be awesome if they became at least 51% videogame industry.


Also I wouldn't mind.
aaronf's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/19/2009 11:41
aaronf
I imagine a M$ store employee will be spending 90% of their day dealing with people coming in and complaining that their computer is slow because it's a rat's nest of malware and viruses. Enjoy!
DeusPayne's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/19/2009 11:42
DeusPayne
monodi: becoming free? You mean.. they've been free for decades, and FINALLY the general public is becoming aware of them.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/19/2009 11:49
Chronic Logic
Does Microsoft REALLY need to open a retail store? I mean all they sell is 360s and zunes and the various Windows products.

I do see some good side to this though. M$ gets more profit by selling games directly from their own stores than through a retail video game store, and they get rid of that pesky second hand used games problem.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/19/2009 11:50
Monodi
Hah!
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/19/2009 11:50
Qraze
now they can have their monopoly without a competitive product in their store.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/19/2009 11:54
Monodi
Also, also, if this becomes a store dedicated to exclusives as well like the NintendoWorld in NY, I hope this means more Rareware stuff. And it will never be just "Rare", fuckers.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/19/2009 12:38
Daxelman
I'd work at a MS store. A chance to show people how to actually use their PC's?

Golden. It's better than working at an AIDS retreat in Africa.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/19/2009 12:52
AgentMOO
@Chronic Logic
Also, Server, Office, Development and home & family software, Networking hardware, Mice and keyboards, webcams, headsets, Game controllers, books...

They are pretty diversified, and getting attention on their other brands is probably the motive here. I think they want you home users think of "the windows store" when they need something for their PC.
Swizzler121's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/19/2009 12:53
Swizzler121
sorry, I had a linux friend that got hired at microsoft, now he won't say the word "opensource" i'm sure manager positions require you take a run through the brainwash-o-matic too.
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/19/2009 13:19
wanderingpixel
I have the ability to control peoples bowel movements. Does that help?
Poopface Morty's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/19/2009 13:34
Poopface Morty
Another example of Microsoft following Apple's lead.
luvmysegadc's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/19/2009 13:53
luvmysegadc
WhoopDeeFreakinDo!
Everything will be retail priced, nothing will be discounted -- just like Apple Stores. What's going to be their version of the "Genius Bar"? Have you ever tried calling Microsoft's customer support for their products, let alone Xbox support?

Cue the fatal error blue screen!
wobblefunk's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/19/2009 16:03
wobblefunk
i just want to know if they are branching into the uk, as i would happily have a part-time job at a MS store.
i get to tell people they suck, how awesome is that? lol
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/19/2009 16:29
Wedge
Didn't they announce this YEARS ago or something? What took so long? And isn't nowadays sort of the wrong timing?
LividChihuahua's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/19/2009 19:05
LividChihuahua
There going to open them riht next to apple stores whenever there is an open rental space, microsoft is really afraid of apple and I don't get why, no thats not rabid fanboyism, hear me out.

First apple redesigned everything and started advertising, microsoft countered apples light-hearted ads to directly negative ones (the I'm a Mac I'm a PC ads are not seriously trying to make you buy a mac, simple go check one out, the PC ads are pretty much Macs suck rawr! hell, there newest ones are the worst, they don't even promote microsoft products, only hardware made by others that happens to use them, obviously there scared) Apple released the iPod, microsoft counters with the zune (which IMHO sucks, and I can say that seeing as I don't own an iPod either) Now they want to make stores right to to apple stores to what, promote their products over apples?

It seems obvious Apple has scared the shit out of Microsoft, but my question is why? seriously, there two very different machines, it's not like MS is ever going to convert an apple user, if you paid the premium your going to stay with it and there is nothing that gives the MS OS an advantage* (the hardware it's on is a different story however if you bough a mac you knew that you got less features for your money, you either bought it for the OS or your just wanted to look cool in which case you deserve to overpay) so what has MS so spooked? My theory, windows 7 will not be nearly as good as they keep saying it will be, it'll still have all those things you hate about vista and they either can't or are do damn lazy to fix them, but thats just my theory. Personally, I'm not interested until they start again and use some form of unix core like apple did with OSX, the system is more stable than anything else I've ever used, old system 9 (thats back when macs really did suck) included.

* Before someone mentions games or some shit you can play most of them natively with a little porting (not hard to do) or worse case scenario you install VMware and XP on that like I did (had to for a particular program that I couldn't get port, thats .NET framework 3.5!). As for these things being to hard for a new mac user to do, well if you buy one odds are you are buying it because you know someone with one and have use it (since the apple store ones suck comared to a real users one) and they can help you.
Noah's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/19/2009 19:56
Noah
Nothing opening in Maine....too bad I need a job :(


....also I'd work for MSpoints
Swizzler121's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/19/2009 23:28
Swizzler121
@LividChihuahua:
it basically boils down to, Microsoft is paranoid as hell. They spend billions per year just to make sure that the general public doesn't know about it, and even if they did know about it, most of them would still stick with windows anyway.
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<rant>
The average consumer is so afraid of change, the best example is the vista fiasco. I'm a rabid linux supporter, but to tell the truth, there is absolutely nothing wrong with vista that isn't wrong with windows itself. people disliked it because it was too different from xp, so what it had enhanced security features, it was "annoying." so what xp is running rampant with viruses, it was "familar." so what that vista was the first os upgrade in 6 years, it was "different," so it was the enemy. now that 7 is coming out, which looks a lot like vista, people are less vile towards it because vista softened them up to the new look & feel.
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Monster w21 Faces's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/20/2009 00:24
Monster w21 Faces
Anyone who uses the derogative 'M$' unironically is a fucking manchild that needs to grow up, quit mooching off mom, get out of their basements and really take a long hard look at their lives.

Sony/Apple do not care about you. They are not your friends, they are not your fans and they do not care whether you live or die at any given moment. You are, and have always been little more than a blob of exploitable matter floating somewhere out there in the ether.

Stop treating them like a family member.
Zarathustra's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/20/2009 02:18
Zarathustra
@Monster w21 Faces: Well said.
Autumn's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/20/2009 06:32
Autumn
@Monster
Nintendo love me though, right? Oh, wait...
whormongr's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/20/2009 10:31
whormongr
I was just complaining to my wife today that brands all have their own stores nowadays as opposed to when I was a kid and retailers ALL carried multiple brand names- can you imagine what it would be like if instead of going to a best buy or gamestop you had to go to the activision or ea or ubisoft stores? Than is kind of where we are at in the rest of the retail world, we don't need more of it.
tigerfangred91's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/26/2009 20:51
tigerfangred91
@Master

But but but I thought my game systems love me as much as I do them?!?!

</sarcasm>

Yea, they don't give a shit about us. Just our paychecks.
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