Microsoft might not be able to build a fully functioning console, but that hasn't stopped the company from planning to open a string of official retail outlets across America. Will the buildings be made of thin cardboard and pieces of biscuit? Yes. Yes they will.
Former head of worldwide product distribution at DreamWorks Animation David Porter will be spearheading the new initiative.
"We’re working hard to transform the PC and Microsoft buying experience at retail by improving the articulation and demonstration of the Microsoft innovation and value proposition," said Porter, in what is probably one of the most convoluted and confusing bits of salesman speak I've seen in a while. What exactly is the Microsoft innovation and value proposition, and where can I get some?
So far, details are thin on the ground regarding store locations, numbers and products. Some recent concept art for the store shows plenty of Xbox 360 stuff. Hey, maybe the store could offer Xbox repairs -- you could guarantee a vast amount of business that way.
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"Value proposition"
This coming for the same wankers who want $150 for a usable, retail version of Windows?! Microsoft has no clue what the world "value" means!
I really would love to know what they think they're going to add to anything. They'll never beat places like NewEgg for Windows and applications and they'll never have prices lower than places like Best Buy or they'll risk screams of anti-competitive behavior.
This is nothing more than Apple Store envy.
And I think that it will completely fail because Microsoft does not have the strong, fanboy loyalty that Apple has, nor do they have the social "cool" stigma that Apple has.
What a total waste of time.
No seriously, wtf are they going to sell here? Like, does Microsoft plan on selling their own brand of computers now too? Or are they going to be selling pre-built systems from a few companies? And then have a 360 section. So it'll be... a Microsoft only mini Best-Buy? Yeah I fail to see how this makes any sense.
Plus, they NEED a service desk. Everyone who walks in that door will expect the same treatment they get from Geek Squad and Genius Bar. They'll upset a lot of potential customers who come in with a RROD'ing machine and are told to go home and call tech support.
I'm surprised it took this long, and they are choosing maybe the worst time to open this style of retail. The consumer is broke.
But, yes, this economy is a really stupid time to be opening a chain store that only MS fanboys are going to go to anyway.
A single place to focus the fire bombings at!
Windows would die and the rest of their products would improve, at least the ones that aren't staying afloat merely on the strength of the Windows/Office monopoly.
The only big problems I can foresee are Microsoft trying to jump on the Lifestyle Product bandwagon with Apple, and doing the whole "rounded edges and glossy white EVERYWHERE" design thing. That will probably sound fantastic to the boardrooms and marketing people, but will only mean that now I hate Microsoft for everything I hate about Apple.
The face-to-face dedicated, earnest customer service effort is something to pick up, though. I really do think that sort of thing could do wonders for Microsoft's image.
Cuz Popeyes biscuits walls would be fucking win
That was the most random sentence I've ever typed.
All I know is, we have a Sony store here that rarely gets business because it is next door to an Apple store.
Best of luck Microsoft!
Then again, a place like that means newer jobs... >thinks<
If there is one thing Bill Gates is good at, it's ripping people off. He's the most successful, and accepted thief in all of history.
Sorry, just can't get excited by this. I almost never am excited by "boutique" stores. They are almost always more expensive and pretentious than they are worth. I'm done badmouthing MS.. for now.