Our community manager just received a spiffy email from the big M confirming his place in the Beta, (although keys and the game are not in his hands yet).  In other words, we hate Ron. In fact, we could not be more green with metal armored envy at the sight of his Halo 3 Beta confirmation email than we are feeling right now.  My favorite part of this email: The note that you can't transfer your Beta key for cash. I bet people would pawn their newborn babies for this, too.

Congrats to those about to rock: we salute you. If you were snuffed, please feel free to Photoshop the above image with your name on it and torment your friends with it. You could be that guy that swears he "can't talk about it cause the embargo" and gets all the Halo chicks at school.  Well, maybe just that one mean looking girl with the eye twitch.