Just take a second to absorb the hilarity that is above you. No, seriously, just take it all in. It's the Burger King. THE. BURGER. KING. On a bike.
eToychest reports that Microsoft has teamed up the with fast-food monarch and will be selling three games along with $3.99 BK value meals. That's right, brand new, hot off the grill Xbox 360 games for just four bucks. And you get a free burger. Sweet.
The three games --
Pocketbike Racer,
Sneak King (a stealth game), and
Big Bumpin (a bumper car game) -- will be availble from Nov. 19 to Dec. 24, just in time for the holiday season. These would be great stocking stuffers.
I can't really tell what sort of marketing genius conjured up this court jester, but check out
the original article at eToychest for some unintentionally hilarious press releases, as well as a number of other really good articles.
[thx goes out to Gamechamp for the find]
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