Porn starlet Mia Rose happens to have become popular based more on the fact that she roleplays World of Warcraft in the guise of pornography than her various other sundry talents such as penetration, double penetration, metaphysical penetration and giga penetration. Of course, a woman whose career is built on the idea that nerds have no concept of reality -- especially when it comes to women -- would almost have to exhibit the sort of ego one garners from a childhood full of almost guaranteed sexual abuse and an adult life filled with deriving nutrients from the reproductive fluids of guys with names like 'Cap'n Stabbin' (formerly Ensign Stabbin), 'Perv Griffin' and 'Sylvester Stallone'.
This Wandering Goblin story drives that point home, slips it a handful of Ketamine and forcibly molests the point in a flurry of moans and half-hearted thrusts.
It seems that Ms. Rose was recently booted from World of Warcraft, possibly for controversial political opinions (but more likely because she makes a living teaching children about the horrors of condom use). In response to the e-mail she sent Kotaku regarding the situation, the boys and girls over at TWG proceeded to insult her the only way they know how; with words. Ms. Rose responded in a fiery rage, and once again, TWG has seen fit to spit on this buxom nest o' bees.
Hit the jump for her response.
Obviously, anyone is going to be upset if you start dropping science about how silly they look or how one's left breast seems to have an eyeball growing out of it, but most people wouldn't actually take the time to try to insult e-people. Mia MUST have seen this reaction coming, and if she didn't, she's dumber than some kind of woman whose only career is taking off her clothes and humping away at paladins until they're forced to bubble-hearth to safety.
Don't get me wrong, I have no issue with what she does for a living. How could I? The fact remains though, that Ms. Rose just outed herself as being a huge goddamn moron and while she doesn't look bad sans clothing, she really needs to cut off whichever hand she used to type this in between shoots for her upcoming movie Johnny Quest and the Legend of the Anal Beads.
[Editor's Note: For those keeping score at home, amputee fetishism is still less creepy than dudes in fox suits. -- Nex]
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3:30 PM on 01.19.2015