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Melted Xbox 360 'art' on eBay for $31k photo

Melted Xbox 360 as art? What a concept. "Mixed media," the artist calls it. Microwave melted, studded with eyeballs and laced with phallic, veiny things. Really, who wouldn't want it? And at $31,002,  it's an absolute steal.

Half of the proceeds from this melted game system "art" go to charity CAIR. That was nice. I think the artist is calling this the XBOX 360 Elite Slug. So, yeah...it's on eBay, and there's no bids yet. Now's your chance!

Nintendo fanboy? This melted Wii "art" is probably more your speed. It still has eyeballs and sharp edges and whatnot, but it's only priced at $5,998, says HBG.

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AlLeBlanc's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 15:25
AlLeBlanc
WTF This is really ugly
TechnicolorDewDrop's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 15:25
TechnicolorDewDrop
It was going to melt it self eventually
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 15:26
timtheterrible
How can I put this?

It looks like Jaws ate Argus Panoptes and a 360, then shat them out.
sicPOS's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 15:30
sicPOS
That is one ugly piece of shit.
loki d20's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 15:32
loki d20
Why not? Other artists sell white canvases for more. Personally, I've got enough sense that I don't need to pay a lot of money for art unless it is for a really good reason (i.e. Child's Play).
NoctisLucisC's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 15:42
NoctisLucisC
one of my friend's 360 looked exactly like this after it got RROD
Janxer's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 15:45
Janxer
It looks like a penis.
Strandli's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 15:46
Strandli
And a freaking Gold PS3 Slim for 'just' 5000$, so that melted thing is more worth than gold? No thank you.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 15:52
Kraid
What is this I don't even.
Electrium's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 15:55
Electrium
I just finished a semester of freshman-level art classes and this is probably 1000 times uglier than ANYTHING I've ever seen.
munkee's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 15:55
munkee
self righteous.. no artistic value and no expression
oryharakestrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 15:58
oryharakestrel
So, let me get the formula down so I can use it myself:
Take one console currently being sold.
Add fire, be sure to scorch but not destroy console.
Next, while the plastic is still hot, take other useless plastic things and melt it onto said console.
Then, after this is done take several weird, glass eyes and shove them into the melted plastic making them stick.
But on eBay for lots of money, say half is going to charity.
Profit?
Really, you don't need to spend full price for a console either, just get a bricked one off craig's list and do it that way. Maybe that's why he did it...
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 16:04
Char Aznable
This gives a whole new meaning to GAMES AS ART!

Siegelpuns 4 Lyfe.
Jared Ari's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 16:08
Jared Ari
I couldn't just put my own 360 in the microwave? Let me finish Borderlands, first!
DrPhilGood's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 16:11
DrPhilGood
this is the type of shit that makes me hate art. fuck i hate everyone right now
Aurvant's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 16:21
Aurvant
Also, CAIR isn't exactly a charity....
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 16:21
Los255
Huh? That eye is bugging me out...
yutt's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 16:37
yutt
Does anyone on this site have an independent opinion? Or do you just kind of all fall in line with whatever the article commentary and first comment direct you toward?
Everyday Legend's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 16:47
Everyday Legend
I have my own opinion.

I think it looks like shit. And to boot, asking thirty-one thousand dollars for something that could only inspire a 6-year old seems a little pretentious, even for an artist. I don't think that this is art, but...eye of the beholder, and all of that.
Everyday Legend's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 16:48
Everyday Legend
Also, I respect the fact that you rock Skull Man from MM4.

That is all.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 16:48
Char Aznable
Yutt, it's pretty evident that this is a stupid piece of shit, especially priced at $31,000. Do you have a dissenting opinion? Are you the artist behind this masterpiece?
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 16:53
fetusmilk
does it even play games? also i thought those were cheerios.

im gonna start selling all the towels i jerk off on to as art.
runtheplacered's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 16:57
runtheplacered
@yutt,

"Does anyone on this site have an independent opinion?"

Hahahaha. great question.

strange article to ask that on though.. this pretty much is just a worthless piece of shit, I tend to agree. but generally, that is a good question for the majority of articles on destructoid.
runtheplacered's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 16:58
runtheplacered
"im gonna start selling all the towels i jerk off on to as art."

Why would anyone want your Dads face towels?
DustyBlue's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 17:01
DustyBlue
It looks like a mutated abomination... And a quite beautiful one at that.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 17:01
Xzyliac
Games: Art.
BattyAdroit's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 17:06
BattyAdroit
@Yutt:
"Does anyone on this site have an independent opinion? Or do you just kind of all fall in line with whatever the article commentary and first comment direct you toward?"

You've nailed it right on the head. For the most part, the Destructoid user base has a drone hive-mind mentality when it comes to gaming.
runtheplacered's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 17:10
runtheplacered
@BattyAdroit,
"You've nailed it right on the head. For the most part, the Destructoid user base has a drone hive-mind mentality when it comes to gaming."

No idea why you stopped at gaming. That mentality seems to extend to all things as far as I can tell.
SnatchTease's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 17:11
SnatchTease
Read the detailed description on the ebay listing, shit sounds like it works to me. Someone is going to want their money back.
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 17:12
CrocBox
That's pretty horrifying.
Jeckyll007's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 17:19
Jeckyll007
Is it just me or is that a naked man reflected in the eyeball of the second picture?

Also, Yutt, you are right... but why would you choose this article to point that out?
UltorOscariot's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 17:20
UltorOscariot
Wow, not only would you get that awful piece of shit, but the money would go to CAIR, a group with ties to Hamas and serve as little more than apologists for Islamic extremists? Wow, sign me the hell up for this box of FAIL.
Amnesiac's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 17:33
Amnesiac
Looks like something out of Resi 5 ate an Xbox.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 17:36
Xzyliac
@yutt
No everyone here has the same opinion. It's why we never have huge drawn out fights and people attacking the editors.
Coltronathon5000's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 18:01
Coltronathon5000
did you SEE that video on the ebay page?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1tduNgwVc4&feature=player_embedded#

ugh skip to like ~2 minutes
I can't believe that for all that fucking money you pay you don't even get a working unit.
ikiryou's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 18:04
ikiryou
You smell that burning stench, Mr. Anderson? That's the stench of inevitability.
Lysergio's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 18:54
Lysergio
@UltorOscariot
Right on. Fuck CAIR and this garbage terrorist 'art'
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 19:56
mix
Next Resident Evil boss?

I fucking think so!
Ball Buster's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2009 06:24
Ball Buster
Ugh, art.

"Fine Art" comes up with even flimsier excuses than religious fundamentalism.
LikeaRollingStone's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2009 08:37
LikeaRollingStone
Art has become really lazy. Destroying an Xbox, then putting a ton of eyes and a penis with a huge erection does not = art!
sprldr's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2009 09:27
sprldr
He left his 360 on for six hours, and this is what happened.
Infinitys End's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2009 12:23
Infinitys End
If anyone pays the price for that thing, they're a friggin' moron. No matter how much goes to charity. That thing is retardedly stupid. Also insulting. Does he actually think a gamer would buy that? Or even an extremely wealthy CEO that's involved in the industry? Gimme a break.
jProtege's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 11:22
jProtege
The ebay 'questions/answers' are pretty funny.
Also, the way the guy replies makes it seem like he's just dicking around.
HOLY TACO's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2010 06:02
HOLY TACO
So your basically paying 31k for a statue of Saurons dick
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