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If you were a game publisher and I pitched the below idea to you, what would you think?

“Okay, so I have the best idea for a videogame. You play as a cool guy wearing a trench coat, okay? And you run into a school and try to lift up as many girls’ skirts as possible. Now, the difficulty level will be on a scale of one to five panties. One being the easiest, of course. Hehehe. Yeah, I said panties. Oh, and there will be a couple of bonus levels. One of them will have you lifting skirts for bread and the other one will have you feeling up a bronze statue. Yeah, I like bread. Hehehe. Oh, and you can also get cool power-ups to, ya’ know, lift up more skirts and stuff. Hehehe. So, what do you think?” *wipes sweat covered brow*

Raving lunatic? Dirty old man? Both? Well, you are absolutely right in thinking the idea is certifiable, but, surprisingly, it actually exists in the form of flash game Mekuri Master. And you kind of have to click here right now to play it. Seriously, click. Right now. It is amazing.

Jim Sterling thinks he may have found the greatest flash game ever, but I think Mekuri Master may give it a run for its money. If anything, it is definitely the creepiest, right?

What do you think? Amazing or ridiculously amazing?


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36 comments | showing # 1 to 36

king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 17:39
king3vbo
THIS LOOKS AWESOME!!!
slapme7times's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 17:41
slapme7times
Great, another game wherein I can re-enact an activity that I spend all day doing in real life anyway.
McSnow's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 17:42
McSnow
There needs to be a wii version of this with some sort of specialised controller add-on.
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 17:45
Sadie G
Ok that game is awesome.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 17:50
MaxVest
I think all game developers might as well just wrap up whatever they're working on and start taking notes.
mr showtime's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 17:51
mr showtime
If I were a big-wig game exec and you approached me with this garbage, I'd called you a sick freak and then give you 6 figures to head our design and research department.





For a minute there I thought you were gonna pitch a game that allows you to hire a prostitute, use her services, and then kill her to get your money back.

Cuz NOBODY would by that.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 17:51
Dexter345
So, are they porting it to the Wii any time soon?
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 17:53
TrailerParkJesus
ridiculously amazing.
Jaren Face's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 17:54
Jaren Face
Ok, I said this about the new 50 Cent again after reading its story line, but this has successfully taken that title.

Best game ever or BESTEST game ever?

Pretty self explanatory.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 17:54
Dexter345
Actually, wait, I can just play this on the Wii browser! Success!
superflossy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 17:56
superflossy
this is so wrong... but it's soooo fun!
Conrad Zimmerman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 18:01
Conrad Zimmerman
Wow. At first I thought it was kinda based in the rhythm genre. But no, it's exactly what it says it is: lifting up chicks skirts. Phenomenal.
JohnTheCrow's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 18:06
JohnTheCrow
When was sexual assault not fun?
Trowble's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 18:10
Trowble
If it wasn't free I'd buy it!
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 18:12
mix
@JohnTheCrow

When big bubba assaults you!


Such a simple yet awesome game plan.
Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 18:13
Pangloss
Wow. Game of the year, people.
KOOOSHEE's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 18:13
KOOOSHEE
there may be war and poverty in the world, but theres also mekuri master, making everything just swell!!!1
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 18:16
Cheeburga
Do want. :D
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 18:30
njsykora
Dexter, I love you and am turning on my Wii as I type.
P3T3Y's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 18:45
P3T3Y

I WILL be #1
Mikescool's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 18:51
Mikescool
82 panties in a row... wow that is PIMP!
necrozen's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 19:04
necrozen
This is pretty amazing. Certainly gives Uninvited a run for its money.
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 19:22
Aziel13
XD oh man can't wait to try
The GHost's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 19:24
The GHost
Only in Japan, only in Japan.
grrza's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 19:49
grrza
Holy shit.

"You've seen the ridiculously sketchy porn, now play the game!"
wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 19:52
wario67
man that special bar is awesome when filled
mekuri mekuri mekuri mekuri.......
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 20:44
Neonie
Bwhahaha this is the best flash game I've ever played ever.
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 21:46
s0lesurviv0r
But does it have shelves of boxed demons?
vonneuton's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 22:54
vonneuton
wow. I love Japanese people.
mikeyed's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 23:20
mikeyed
Yeah, I heard from a friend that they have a ridiculous amount of ass grabbing in trains and whatnot in Japan which is actually a major problem.
tkyy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/31/2008 23:23
tkyy
Should this game ever come out, I must buy it no matter how bad the game is. It's for the meaning behind the game
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 00:24
mistic
OMG I want a high-def-realistic version of this on XB360 :-)
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 03:56
Justice
When he tried to lift up the mans pants, I laughed hard.
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 11:10
HarassmentPanda
I need a DS port right now.
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