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If you were a game publisher and I pitched the below idea to you, what would you think?

“Okay, so I have the best idea for a videogame. You play as a cool guy wearing a trench coat, okay? And you run into a school and try to lift up as many girls’ skirts as possible. Now, the difficulty level will be on a scale of one to five panties. One being the easiest, of course. Hehehe. Yeah, I said panties. Oh, and there will be a couple of bonus levels. One of them will have you lifting skirts for bread and the other one will have you feeling up a bronze statue. Yeah, I like bread. Hehehe. Oh, and you can also get cool power-ups to, ya’ know, lift up more skirts and stuff. Hehehe. So, what do you think?” *wipes sweat covered brow*

Raving lunatic? Dirty old man? Both? Well, you are absolutely right in thinking the idea is certifiable, but, surprisingly, it actually exists in the form of flash game Mekuri Master. And you kind of have to click here right now to play it. Seriously, click. Right now. It is amazing.

Jim Sterling thinks he may have found the greatest flash game ever, but I think Mekuri Master may give it a run for its money. If anything, it is definitely the creepiest, right?

What do you think? Amazing or ridiculously amazing?


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king3vbo's Avatar
king3vbo at 03/31/2008 17:39
THIS LOOKS AWESOME!!!
slapme7times's Avatar
slapme7times at 03/31/2008 17:41
Great, another game wherein I can re-enact an activity that I spend all day doing in real life anyway.
McSnow's Avatar
McSnow at 03/31/2008 17:42
There needs to be a wii version of this with some sort of specialised controller add-on.
Sadie G's Avatar
Sadie G at 03/31/2008 17:45
Ok that game is awesome.
MaxVest's Avatar
MaxVest at 03/31/2008 17:50
I think all game developers might as well just wrap up whatever they're working on and start taking notes.
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mr showtime at 03/31/2008 17:51
If I were a big-wig game exec and you approached me with this garbage, I'd called you a sick freak and then give you 6 figures to head our design and research department.





For a minute there I thought you were gonna pitch a game that allows you to hire a prostitute, use her services, and then kill her to get your money back.

Cuz NOBODY would by that.
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 03/31/2008 17:51
So, are they porting it to the Wii any time soon?
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar
TrailerParkJesus at 03/31/2008 17:53
ridiculously amazing.
Jaren Face's Avatar
Jaren Face at 03/31/2008 17:54
Ok, I said this about the new 50 Cent again after reading its story line, but this has successfully taken that title.

Best game ever or BESTEST game ever?

Pretty self explanatory.
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 03/31/2008 17:54
Actually, wait, I can just play this on the Wii browser! Success!
Aerox's Avatar
Aerox at 03/31/2008 17:55
superflossy's Avatar
superflossy at 03/31/2008 17:56
this is so wrong... but it's soooo fun!
Conrad Zimmerman's Avatar
Conrad Zimmerman at 03/31/2008 18:01
Wow. At first I thought it was kinda based in the rhythm genre. But no, it's exactly what it says it is: lifting up chicks skirts. Phenomenal.
JohnTheCrow's Avatar
JohnTheCrow at 03/31/2008 18:06
When was sexual assault not fun?
Trowble's Avatar
Trowble at 03/31/2008 18:10
If it wasn't free I'd buy it!
mix's Avatar
mix at 03/31/2008 18:12
@JohnTheCrow

When big bubba assaults you!


Such a simple yet awesome game plan.
Pangloss's Avatar
Pangloss at 03/31/2008 18:13
Wow. Game of the year, people.
KOOOSHEE's Avatar
KOOOSHEE at 03/31/2008 18:13
there may be war and poverty in the world, but theres also mekuri master, making everything just swell!!!1
Cheeburga's Avatar
Cheeburga at 03/31/2008 18:16
Do want. :D
The Unforgivable's Avatar
The Unforgivable at 03/31/2008 18:23
O_O !!!
njsykora's Avatar
njsykora at 03/31/2008 18:30
Dexter, I love you and am turning on my Wii as I type.
P3T3Y's Avatar
P3T3Y at 03/31/2008 18:45

I WILL be #1
Mikescool's Avatar
Mikescool at 03/31/2008 18:51
82 panties in a row... wow that is PIMP!
necrozen's Avatar
necrozen at 03/31/2008 19:04
This is pretty amazing. Certainly gives Uninvited a run for its money.
Aziel13's Avatar
Aziel13 at 03/31/2008 19:22
XD oh man can't wait to try
The GHost's Avatar
The GHost at 03/31/2008 19:24
Only in Japan, only in Japan.
grrza's Avatar
grrza at 03/31/2008 19:49
Holy shit.

"You've seen the ridiculously sketchy porn, now play the game!"
wario67's Avatar
wario67 at 03/31/2008 19:52
man that special bar is awesome when filled
mekuri mekuri mekuri mekuri.......
Neonie's Avatar
Neonie at 03/31/2008 20:44
Bwhahaha this is the best flash game I've ever played ever.
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar
s0lesurviv0r at 03/31/2008 21:46
But does it have shelves of boxed demons?
vonneuton's Avatar
vonneuton at 03/31/2008 22:54
wow. I love Japanese people.
mikeyed's Avatar
mikeyed at 03/31/2008 23:20
Yeah, I heard from a friend that they have a ridiculous amount of ass grabbing in trains and whatnot in Japan which is actually a major problem.
tkyy's Avatar
tkyy at 03/31/2008 23:23
Should this game ever come out, I must buy it no matter how bad the game is. It's for the meaning behind the game
mistic's Avatar
mistic at 04/01/2008 00:24
OMG I want a high-def-realistic version of this on XB360 :-)
Justice's Avatar
Justice at 04/01/2008 03:56
When he tried to lift up the mans pants, I laughed hard.
HarassmentPanda's Avatar
HarassmentPanda at 04/02/2008 11:10
I need a DS port right now.
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